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Guest ShakaZulu
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SHAKAZULU!

 

Unga Bunga!

 

Unga Bunga Binga Banga Boonga!

 

Ooga Booga!

 

Unga Bunga Yap Yap Yap!

Guest Felonies!
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How many two-liter pop bottles of your own urine could you fill in a week?

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How many two-liter pop bottles of your own urine could you fill in a week?

 

I actually pee in 2 litre Coke bottles at night because I have to pee a lot during the night and the bathroom is way on the other side of our long house.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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You have a problem with a little pee on the floor, but not an entire container of it sitting there?

Guest Felonies!
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Well, I suppose it's harmless in a closed bottle. My old dog never learned to go outside to piss for the seven years he was alive, and we had to resurface the entire ground floor of our house because our carpeting and linoleum was ruined by dog urine.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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I used to piss out the window of my dorm room, but usually because I was too bombed to make it to the john.

Guest Felonies!
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No matter, storing your urine is some real Howard Hughes shit, ya know?

Bottled urine, the way of the future.

Guest Felonies!
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There's a truck route bypass south of my house that I would jog along every morning in the summer. I've never seen so many urine bottles in my life as I did on that shoulder of the road, and I hope I never will. There's all sorts of really strange garbage along that road. Sometimes, the environmentalist in me wanted to clean up the shoulder of that road, but then I saw a pair of shit-stained underpants and thought "you know what? I haven't been convicted of possession yet, so this isn't my problem." And move along I did. I was listening to Rain Dogs.

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Someone found it funny? DOAM, you must be a Dane Cook fan as well?

 

 

I don't mind Dane Cook, I think it was more of a right time to see it. Just how random it was made me laugh (plus thinking of that cartoon saying Unga Bunga Chocolate Socket! Was funny).

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How many two-liter pop bottles of your own urine could you fill in a week?

 

I actually pee in 2 litre Coke bottles at night because I have to pee a lot during the night and the bathroom is way on the other side of our long house.

 

I do that, but it's because I'm scared of the darks.

Guest Felonies!
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Don't be afraid of yourself!

 

Oh, and Smitty, you might not have a going problem, you might have a growing problem. I saw that on the October Baseball parade of bad ads.

Guest Felonies!
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"Women should not handle Avadart, because it may cause birth defects."

 

When women can't even so much as touch your dick pills, that's how you know it works.

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