Hunter's Torn Quad should kill himself

[Slayer]

HTQ is beyond fashionably late to his own party

 

I hope he's just building up the suspense

[Ted the Poster]

This is so much better than SNL Review Barron.

[Open the Muggy Gate]

Bob Barron has turned into Leena.

 

Without the penis of course.

[bob_barron]

This is so much better than SNL Review Barron.

 

Seth was hilarious in this skit, SNL should really give him a bigger role. Maya was terrible as always. I hate Horatio Sanz. I hope Lance Armstrong gets cancer. ***1/4

[bob_barron]

Val's average at best. His matches are repetitive (most of them are almost exactly alike) and his offense is rather dull aside from a few decent moves like the Blue Thunder.

 

This pisses me off more than a message forum has ever pissed me off before. Even though it's just text from someone that I will never meet, it pisses me off. Not just because I'm a Morley mark, but because people are so dimwitted they have to always use the same excuses for everything.

 

His matches are repetitive? Fuck you. Alright. Just straight fuck you. This is the WWE. EVERY match is repetitive. Every fucking one. That's what happens when you only get four minutes to work. I think, no fuck that, I KNOW Val is the best wrestler on RAW. Yeah, that's right. Better than Jericho, better than RVD & better than Lance Storm. You can call me crazy all you want, but I know what I have seen. Morley always...ALWAYS entertains me. On the stick, in the ring, everywhere. He should be a main eventer by now. Especially after having to go through all the "Val Venis" bullshit.

 

He is WAY above average in the wrestling department. "Average at best?" Fucking please. Rodney Mack is average at best. Test is average at best. Morley is better than half the roster (including Smackdown). Average at best means that when he has his best nights, it's only average. Or, it could mean if you added up all of his matches and rated them on quality, then divided by the number of matches you would end up with a number that was "average" based on a scale that would have to be made up as well. Fuck that. Did you even think before you typed that?

 

His offense is rather dull aside from a few moves like the Blue Thunder? Why's that? Because not every single move he uses is exclusive to him? I beg to differ. He executes all of his moves well. He has a great finisher. The 'Money Shot' is highly underrated. Everytime I see it I just have flashbacks to Jimmy Snuka days. Just because he doesn't do twenty moonsaults and six corkscrews before hitting a body splash doesn't mean that it can't still be impressive.

 

I swear, it's like people have selective viewing habits. If you don't think Morley is talented, you shouldn't be allowed to form an opinion about wrestling on a wrestling forum. The same people that preach about Chris Jericho, Booker T. & The Hurricane had better damn well see something in Morley.

 

Now I'm bitter. I can't believe that someone would go out of their way to call Morley average. I've never even seen Morley botch a spot! Remember his feud with D-Lo way back when for the IC title? Yeah, he was even good back then. I've also never heard about Morley being hard to work with or causing problems backstage. In fact, whenever I do read something about him, it's usually just something like him going to another wrestlers wedding. That just shows that he's a nice guy with a lot of friends. I guess we all know where nice guys finish.

 

I just think it's a case of the good old TSM double standard again. I have no doubt in my mind that if people talked about Morley as much as they talk about some other 'Smark Darlings" everyone would act like they liked him. Why? Because this place is full of fucking sheep. Just a bunch of damn bandwagon jumpers. It makes me sick. It's like everyone just tries to fit in. Everyone likes the same five wrestlers...and I know that they are talented, but I guarantee half of the people that act like they like Guerrero or Jericho only say that to try and fit in here. The reasoning is because they don't want to be "ran off" for having a different opinion. Don't act like it wouldn't happen either, because it's happened in the past.

 

It's not just a difference of opinion either. You might not like Morley as much as me, that's fine. You might think other wrestlers are better than him, that's fine too. Those are opinions, I'll admit that. Saying the man is not talented or is average is not an opinion. Not to me. To me it's false information. It's bullshit. He obviously has talent. OBVIOUSLY. If you can't see that, quit watching wrestling because you wouldn't know talent it it took you out into the middle of the street and blew your brains out.

 

[Guest netslob]

Val Venis sucks.

[SuperJerk]

This is so much better than SNL Review Barron.

 

Seth was hilarious in this skit, SNL should really give him a bigger role. Maya was terrible as always. I hate Horatio Sanz. I hope Lance Armstrong gets cancer. ***1/4

[The Niggardly King]

Val Venis sucks.

 

Fuck you, he's the best wrestler on RAW you skid mark of society.

[Lt. Al Giardello]

When did Val Venis and D-Lo Brown have a fued for the IC title? Last time I remembered, it was for the Europeon title.

[Ginger Snaps]

Val Venis sucks.

 

Fuck you, he's the best wrestler on RAW you skid mark of society.

 

lol Venis isn't ever on RAW. He might be fired, who would know or care.

[The Niggardly King]

Val Venis sucks.

 

Fuck you, he's the best wrestler on RAW you skid mark of society.

 

lol Venis isn't ever on RAW. He might be fired, who would know or care.

 

You're on ignore

[Guest Felonies!]

I've been gone for like four days, so where is this thread with all this shit?

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Hunter's Torn Quad is the only thing that can unify the top and bottom half of this board in a common goal.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

Back in my day, Bob and I would banter back & forth with pages of flames in the TV folder, no less.

 

Ah well, thems be the new rules, I guess.

[Hawk 34]

I've been gone for like four days, so where is this thread with all this shit?

 

It's in the TNA fourm. You didn't miss anything. Coffey went on another rant, Bob told him to shut up and die. Coffey was tossed and HTQ, while still in power mode benched Bob. Bob took offense(even though...what did he miss here? the place was dead, anyways) and HTQ made it worse by being even more idiotic with his Meltzer loving ass.

[Ginger Snaps]

Val Venis sucks.

 

Fuck you, he's the best wrestler on RAW you skid mark of society.

 

lol Venis isn't ever on RAW. He might be fired, who would know or care.

 

You're on ignore

 

[Guest netslob]

y'know what they could do with Venis...since Johnny Nitro is getting a solo push, when he comes back, put Joey Mercury with Val Venis and they can be the NEW new Heavenly Bodies!

[Man Who Sold The World]

Only if Mercury plays up "Gigilo" Jimmy Del Ray, dance and all.

[Guest Felonies!]

I can't find this thread. Neo-Nikjohns must've erased it. What a cocksucker.

[The Man in Blak]

This thread should kill itself.

[BUTT]

I can't find this thread. Neo-Nikjohns must've erased it. What a cocksucker.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...3183&st=100

[Guest Felonies!]

Well I take back the cocksucker line, but that thread was kinda meh until the Coffey thing.

[Guest netslob]

Only if Mercury plays up "Gigilo" Jimmy Del Ray, dance and all.

 

 

just bring him in as their manager.

[Slayer]

Well I take back the cocksucker line, but that thread was kinda meh until the Coffey thing.

And that is why flaming should be allowed outside the flaming folder

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

 

Don't make me come up there again.

[bob_barron]

bob_baron thinks I should kill myself. Go here bob_baron wants me to die and give him the affirmation he wants.

 

Mods, is this considered excessive flaming?

[Guest CWMwasmurdered]

sure, it's in a thousand or more posts.

[bob_barron]

I pmed him to inform that it's two 'r's, not one

[Golgo 13]

bob cared enough to point out a spelling mistake. You should all take a lesson from this man. Not only does he care enough about just a fucking message board to create two threads to bitch in, but he cared enough to actually correct a minor mistake. We should all care like bob does.

 

He has your number, Bob.

[Gary Floyd]

Yes, let's all be like Bob. Or not. Preferably not.