kkk Bowl IV: Week 16

[alfdogg 0]

Depending on what happens with Chris and teke, I think I can get the division next week with a win or a Smues loss.

[CanadianChris 0]

Depending on what happens with Chris and teke, I think I can get the division next week with a win or a Smues loss.

If I win this week, you need a win or losses by Smues and myself.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Didn't get home until past 8:30 last night. Please note that a number of games are still undecided and I haven't updated PF/PA/ETC stats since Week 15. Since I have a week off work, this will be done probably either late tonight or Tuesday.

 

AFC EAST

Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 9-6 < PF: 117, PA: 105, AFC: 7-4, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 5-1 >

New England Patriots (nl-asshole) 7-7-1 < PF: 108, PA: 97, AFC: 3-7-1, NFC: 4-0, DIV: 1-5 >

New York Jets (Gert T) 7-8 < PF: 96, PA: 95, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-4 >

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 5-10 < PF: 104, PA: 113, AFC: 4-7, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 4-2 >

 

AFC NORTH

Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 11-4 < PF: 106, PA: 98, AFC: 9-2, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 5-1 >

Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 7-7-1 < PF: 102, PA: 103, AFC: 5-5-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-3-1 >

Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 6-8-1 < PF: 97, PA: 114, AFC: 5-5-1, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 3-2 >

Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 6-8-1 < PF: 103, PA: 107, AFC: 4-6-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-4-1 >

 

AFC SOUTH

Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 10-5 < PF: 106, PA: 101, AFC: 7-4, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 4-2 >

Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 8-7 < PF: 114, PA: 105, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-3 >

Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 8-7 < PF: 109, PA: 111, AFC: 4-7, NFC: 4-0, DIV: 3-3 >

Houston Texans (Bored) 7-8 < PF: 110, PA: 110, AFC: 6-5, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 2-4 >

 

AFC WEST

Kansas City Chiefs (Alfdogg) 8-6-1 < PF: 108, PA: 106, AFC: 5-5-1 NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-2-1 >

Oakland Raiders (Smues) 8-7 < PF: 112, PA: 109, AFC: 6-5, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 4-2 >

Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 8-7 < PF: 104, PA: 106, AFC: 6-6, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-4 >

San Diego Chargers (Porter) 6-8-1 < PF: 105, PA: 118, AFC: 5-6-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-3-1 >

 

NFC EAST

Philadelphia Eagles (Harley Quinn) 8-6-1 < PF: 117, PA: 110, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 7-3-1, DIV: 5-1 >

Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-8 < PF: 95, PA: 101, AFC: 0-4, NFC: 7-4, DIV: 2-3 >

New York Giants (Cartman) 6-9 < PF: 111, PA: 115, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 5-6, DIV: 2-3 >

Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 34) 5-10 < PF: 103, PA: 115, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 4-8, DIV: 3-3 >

 

NFC NORTH

Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 10-5 < PF: 114, PA: 102, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 8-3, DIV: 3-3 >

Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 9-6 < PF: 112, PA: 100, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 8-3, DIV: 4-2 >

Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 8-7 < PF: 90, PA: 105, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 7-4, DIV: 4-1 >

Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 5-10 < PF: 99, PA: 113, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 2-9, DIV: 1-4 >

 

NFC SOUTH

Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 12-3 < PF: 127, PA: 106, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 9-2, DIV: 6-0 >

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 9-6 < PF: 115, PA: 107, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 7-4, DIV: 3-3 >

New Orleans Saints (Cena’s Writer) 5-9-1 < PF: 108, PA: 106, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 3-7-1, DIV: 1-4 >

Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 5-10 < PF: 109, PA: 113, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 3-8, DIV: 1-4 >

 

NFC WEST

Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 8-7 < PF: 113, PA: 101, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 7-5, DIV: 5-1 >

Seattle Seahawks (Chazz 1998) 7-8 < PF: 112, PA: 115, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 5-6, DIV: 4-2 >

St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 6-9 < PF: 113, PA: 108, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 3-8, DIV: 0-6 >

San Francisco 49ers (Lightning Flik) 5-10 < PF: 95, PA: 100, AFC: 0-3, NFC: 5-7, DIV: 3-3 >

[CanadianChris 0]

Awesome. So, if I win and alfdogg and Smues both lose next week, I can still claim my fourth straight division title.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Not sure if I claimed the NFC East yet... may still have to be decided next week though.

[Lightning Flik 0]

kkk is there any chance of me making the playoffs as long as Vern losses and I win?

[alfdogg 0]

After a long (long) time breaking this down, here's the playoff picture I've come up with.

 

Cleveland (sfaJack) 11-4 - #1 seed

Jacksonville (AlwaysPissedOff) 10-5 - #2 seed

Buffalo (bob_barron) 9-6 - AFC East champions

Kansas City (Alfdogg) 8-6-1 - half-game lead in AFC West.

 

8-6-1

Kansas City (Alfdogg) wins the AFC West with:

1. A win.

2. A tie + a loss or tie by OAK.

3. A loss by OAK and a loss or tie by DEN.

---clinches a playoff berth with:

1. A win or tie.

2. (3 of the following) A loss by OAK and losses or ties by DEN, IND, and TEN.

 

8-7

Oakland (Smues) wins the AFC West with:

1. A win + a loss or tie by KC.

2. A tie + a loss by KC and a loss or tie by DEN.

---clinches a playoff berth with:

1. A win.

2. A tie + losses or ties by two of DEN, IND, and TEN.

3. Losses by DEN and IND + loss or tie by HOU.

 

Denver (CanadianChris) wins the AFC West with:

1. A win + a loss by KC and a loss or tie by OAK.

---clinches a playoff berth with:

1. A win.

2. A tie + losses or ties by two of OAK, IND, and TEN.

(If Denver loses, Oakland owns tiebreaker on them, plus someone from the TEN/NE game would get in with a better record.)

 

Indianapolis (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) is in with:

1. A win + a loss or tie by OAK or DEN.

2. A tie + a loss by OAK or DEN + a TEN/NE tie.

3. A tie + losses by OAK and DEN.

 

Tennessee (Cuban_Linx) is in with:

1. A win + losses or ties by two of OAK, DEN and IND.

2. A tie + losses by two of OAK, DEN, and IND.

 

7-7-1

New England (nl5xsk1) is in with:

1. A win + a loss by OAK or DEN + a loss or tie by IND.

2. A win + losses by OAK and DEN.

 

7-8

Houston (Bored) is in with:

1. A win + losses by OAK, DEN, and IND + a loss or tie by NE.

 

(The Jets are eliminated, because Denver owns tiebreaker on them, and someone from the TEN/NE game will end up ahead of them, as mentioned before.)

[alfdogg 0]

Here's the NFC:

 

Atlanta (Kingofthe909) 12-3 - #1 seed

Detroit (bravesfan/Fokai) 10-5 - Clinched playoff berth, 1-game lead in NFC North. Minnesota has a better division record.

Philadelphia (HarleyQuinn) 8-6-1 - NFC East champions

Seattle (chazz1998) 7-8 - tied with Arizona, but has a better record in common games. If Arizona wins tommorrow, those records would be tied, and Arizona has a better conference record, thus they would win the division. If San Francisco wins and Seattle and Arizona both lose, San Francisco would win the division due to a better common games record than Arizona and a better conference record than Seattle.

 

10-5

Detroit (bravesfan/Fokai) wins the NFC North with:

1. A win or tie.

2. A loss or tie by MIN.

 

9-6

Minnesota (Danville_Wrestling) wins the NFC North with:

1. A win + a loss by DET.

---clinches a playoff berth with:

1. A win or tie.

2. A loss by TB.

3. A loss or tie by GB.

 

Tampa Bay (starvenger) is in with:

1. A win or tie.

2. A loss or tie by GB.

 

8-7

Green Bay (Vitamin X) is in with:

1. A win + a MIN or TB loss.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Man I've really been slacking with the kkk league as of late. I've had 2 or 3 EPs come in the last month or so, I believe. And I'm still barely in the playoff race? Sweet.

[starvenger 0]

Here's the NFC:

 

Atlanta (Kingofthe909) 12-3 - #1 seed

Detroit (bravesfan/Fokai) 10-5 - Clinched playoff berth, 1-game lead in NFC North. Minnesota has a better division record.

Philadelphia (HarleyQuinn) 8-6-1 - NFC East champions

Seattle (chazz1998) 7-8 - tied with Arizona, but has a better record in common games. If Arizona wins tommorrow, those records would be tied, and Arizona has a better conference record, thus they would win the division. If San Francisco wins and Seattle and Arizona both lose, San Francisco would win the division due to a better common games record than Arizona and a better conference record than Seattle.

 

10-5

Detroit (bravesfan/Fokai) wins the NFC North with:

1. A win or tie.

2. A loss or tie by MIN.

 

9-6

Minnesota (Danville_Wrestling) wins the NFC North with:

1. A win + a loss by DET.

---clinches a playoff berth with:

1. A win or tie.

2. A loss by TB.

3. A loss or tie by GB.

 

Tampa Bay (starvenger) is in with:

1. A win or tie.

2. A loss or tie by GB.

 

8-7

Green Bay (Vitamin X) is in with:

1. A win + a MIN or TB loss.

That's some fine work alfdogg, many thanks.

 

On a side note, I'm on vacation for the next two weeks, so good luck to whoever makes the playoffs...

[Lightning Flik 0]

Yes! My playoff hopes, albeit slim are still alive!

 

Considering my shitty start, I'm happy I still can make it in.

[Cuban Linx 0]

Ha, it only took me one week to blow my wildcard lead and now fall into a mess where i have to win + get a bunch of help to get in. If only i could predict game winners as well as i can predict my own personal failures.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Yes! My playoff hopes, albeit slim are still alive!

 

Considering my shitty start, I'm happy I still can make it in.

 

Don't speak too soon. There was a scoring boo-boo and Vern won your game. I'm doing the most current standings and it looks like Vern won the West.

[Hawk 34 0]

I don't even get to spoil someone's chances of making the playoffs, just their championship status. If this was the real NFL, who would be playing for the #1 pick right now since a few teams are knotted at 5-10 right now?

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Regarding the playoffs: Basically, what Alfdogg said, although there is a change in the NFC, which I will explain below. Some other notes:

 

AFC

 

The East, North and South champs have already been decided. Out in the West, if Alfdogg wins, he's in. If he loses and Smues wins, he wins the West based on a better divisional record than Canadian Chris (they split their season series). If Alfdogg and Smues both lose and Chris wins, he takes the West.

 

When it comes to the Wild Card, there are two open spots: four teams are at 8-7 and two teams are at 7-7-1. For either Kahran or nl-asshole to advance they need to win and have at least three 8-7 teams lose. If by some act of fate both 7-7-1 teams win and at least three of the 8-7 teams lose, Kahran gets the tie-breaker over nl-asshole due to a better conference record.

 

Regarding the four 8-7 teams, Smues and Chris split their season series, but Smues would get the tie-breaker due to a better division record. Over in the South, Linx and Doyle split their season series and have the same divisional record. If both win in their final game, Doyle will have the better conference record, which is why he's slotted above Linx.

 

Out of these four 8-7 teams, only two have played head-to-head outside of their divisions, with Chris beating Doyle.

 

So basically, here's how it looks: If Smues wins he's in. If Chirs wins, I'm pretty sure he'll get in. If Doyle wins and Chris loses, I'm pretty sure he's in. Linx needs to win and have at least two of the other three 8-7 teams to lose. Oh, and then if Alfdogg loses... well. That will change things a bit.

 

 

NFC

 

All of the division champs have been decided except for the North. However, both teams gunning for the division title have clinched playoff spots. Even if Vern loses in his final game, he still wins on having a better divisional record than Seattle.

 

Minnesota has already clinched a Wild Card spot by sweeping Green Bay in the regular season.

 

If Tampa wins, they're in. If Tampa loses and Green Bay wins, Green Bay is in with the better conference record.

[Danville_Wrestling 0]

Well good to see I wrapped up a playoff spot. Winning the division would be nice but its just good to know I'm one of the best 6 in the NFC.

[Lightning Flik 0]

...so my win over Vern gets nixxed because you go to check and find out its messed up.

 

I just HAD to fuck it up for the rest of us in that division.

[Vern Gagne 0]

What a crappy division. 8-8 might win the division.