Guest Vitamin X Posted December 26, 2006 Report Posted December 26, 2006 I mean, it's not even spam or anything, I don't know what the fuck it is. It's from "Tobys" <[email protected]> Picdamn what an jess girlie girl. Will likely be deleted section no longer leaving comment? Pons don preston, january februaury quotes additional, andor. Unless, talking will likely be deleted, section. Kansas learn outfit, together hi! Bad needs shut up go, away ass. It is leaf through for insights. Record sisterbut could almost swear jessicas clone those ha. Xhtml, tags, lta ltabbr ltacronym ltbgt ltcodegt ltemgt. Nov good clean fun at laundromat! Saw pictures either hullu third amberjade. Loveuwatch, window, shoesmary, bligewatch we rideblue hijklmn opqrstu vwxyz. Apple store dcrtv boomer homepage, city paper coach. Email, contact member, authors guild, the cypher. Dont wanna other actresses signature help. Feed skip end leave response pinging currently not allowed. American stage choice that first lady died prior she. Three, left george bush cheery. Ok wish people hate imagine hard must. Dear friends going facts three. Jock with, donn murphy coauthored helen hayes greenwood press.
Guest Princess Leena Posted December 26, 2006 Report Posted December 26, 2006 My old Hotmail and Verizon accounts had tons of those. The titles were usually about buying a home or penis enlargement, though.
Dobbs 3K Posted December 26, 2006 Report Posted December 26, 2006 Almost looks like it may be a bad translation of a foreign language, like Chinese or something.
JHawk Posted December 26, 2006 Report Posted December 26, 2006 That reminds me of Newsradio when Mr. James had his book translated into Japanese and then back into English.
vivalaultra Posted December 26, 2006 Report Posted December 26, 2006 Oh, I get emails like that all the time. I think it's a virus...and reading them gives me a headache. Here's the latest one I received: State ohio, in would go on score first. Century chaplains child cultural req driving directions education elementary. Faq parents contacts business office faculty staff strategic. Strategic plan infinite menus copyright opencube inc internets css. Maxisingle basichurt mixshow mix cd jake. High points more renown for looks, than acting chops! Employment, research aid firstyear ga sci. Catalog academic calendar quick facts, visit campus athletics! Cox club jp amp. Bsod electro, jonathan, peters classic chillout full. Christina aguilera song wikipedia. Peters classic chillout full pad pella extended. Oak hill, store parent, faq, parents contacts business. Elementary school employment research aid firstyear ga sci! Radio airplay states september, currently spins while. Introduces circus white, transition colour appears old? Lost wrote most lyrics before presenting however. Stations bbc have, qualified, list. Health, wellness historic, technology interfaith council progs. Pulled away fans, keen meet star. Catalogs century chaplains child! Links linkcite articlein modified december! Live august, edit mtvs redcarpet preshow revealed codirect. Edit mtvs redcarpet preshow revealed codirect, alongside floria sigismondi! Led eddie murphy comeback comedy boomerang murphys smart beautiful. Landing shortlived supermodel series, living dolls. Singing words guilt, grief he, continues predicting. Him but pulled away fans keen. Preston director rhonda, aquatic michelle, peteet asst erik bassler. Saying, backing strings gives! Turn you trldespite feel hoped. Was, leaving sole job, of. Position email david preston, director rhonda aquatic michelle. As of right now, I have like...50 of these types of email in my spam folder, and I get about 4 or 5 more each day.
luke-o Posted December 26, 2006 Report Posted December 26, 2006 Picdamn what an jess girlie girl. Will likely be deleted section no longer leaving comment? Pons don preston, january februaury quotes additional, andor. Unless, talking will likely be deleted, section. Kansas learn outfit, together hi! Bad needs shut up go, away ass. It is leaf through for insights. Record sisterbut could almost swear jessicas clone those ha. Xhtml, tags, lta ltabbr ltacronym ltbgt ltcodegt ltemgt. Nov good clean fun at laundromat! Saw pictures either hullu third amberjade. Loveuwatch, window, shoesmary, bligewatch we rideblue hijklmn opqrstu vwxyz. Apple store dcrtv boomer homepage, city paper coach. Email, contact member, authors guild, the cypher. Dont wanna other actresses signature help. Feed skip end leave response pinging currently not allowed. American stage choice that first lady died prior she. Three, left george bush cheery. Ok wish people hate imagine hard must. Dear friends going facts three. Jock with, donn murphy coauthored helen hayes greenwood press.
Guest Paul Posted December 27, 2006 Report Posted December 27, 2006 Learn how to take care of your computers, guys.
Guest Princess Leena Posted December 27, 2006 Report Posted December 27, 2006 It has nothing to do with keeping your computer clean. It has to do with shitty e-mail services.
Guest Vitamin X Posted December 27, 2006 Report Posted December 27, 2006 Also, in the spirit of strangely worded things, an ad on craigslist: The company offers work for responsible people. You will not spend a lot of time to work with us. But you will have constant and guaranteed income. This very profitable offer! Requirements to candidates: -high responsibility; -competence; -diligence; -ability to take a decision quickly; -responsiveness; -sociability. Our company works some years and we have the rallied collective. You can become a member of our group. We wait for your inquiry for additional information. THE RALLIED COLLECTIVE
k thx Posted December 27, 2006 Report Posted December 27, 2006 The random words in spam e-mails are to fool filters into thinking it's a legitimate e-mail. Same reason the link is usually a picture.
Dobbs 3K Posted December 27, 2006 Report Posted December 27, 2006 Also, in the spirit of strangely worded things, an ad on craigslist: The company offers work for responsible people. You will not spend a lot of time to work with us. But you will have constant and guaranteed income. This very profitable offer! Requirements to candidates: -high responsibility; -competence; -diligence; -ability to take a decision quickly; -responsiveness; -sociability. Our company works some years and we have the rallied collective. You can become a member of our group. We wait for your inquiry for additional information. THE RALLIED COLLECTIVE I think you just stumbled onto the name of the next hip indy band playing at a bowling alley in your town!
JHawk Posted December 27, 2006 Report Posted December 27, 2006 Requirements to candidates: -high responsibility; -competence; -diligence; -ability to take a decision quickly; -responsiveness; -sociability. The fact that those aren't the requirements for every single job in the known universe is scary, isn't it?
Wyld Cannon Posted December 27, 2006 Report Posted December 27, 2006 Requirements to candidates: -high responsibility; -competence; -diligence; -ability to take a decision quickly; -responsiveness; -sociability. The fact that those aren't the requirements for every single job in the known universe is scary, isn't it? I can take a decision a millisecond after someone else makes one. The job is mine.
Dobbs 3K Posted December 27, 2006 Report Posted December 27, 2006 Reminds me of a classified ad I recently saw in the local newspaper. It was something like: "I will do any work, it doesn't matter. Please call xxx-xxxx." Seriously. I was tempted to call the guy from a pay phone and see if he'd murder someone for cash or something like that.
JHawk Posted December 27, 2006 Report Posted December 27, 2006 I'd have called the guy and told him to paint my house. Then I wouldn't have paid him. That would have been fun.
Dobbs 3K Posted December 27, 2006 Report Posted December 27, 2006 Until he stabs you to death and robs your house.
Dandy Posted December 28, 2006 Report Posted December 28, 2006 Until he stabs you to death and robs your house. If he did that, I would fire his ungrateful ass.
Prime Time Andrew Doyle Posted January 3, 2007 Report Posted January 3, 2007 I mean, it's not even spam or anything, I don't know what the fuck it is. It's from "Tobys" <[email protected]> Picdamn what an jess girlie girl. Will likely be deleted section no longer leaving comment? Pons don preston, january februaury quotes additional, andor. Unless, talking will likely be deleted, section. Kansas learn outfit, together hi! Bad needs shut up go, away ass. It is leaf through for insights. Record sisterbut could almost swear jessicas clone those ha. Xhtml, tags, lta ltabbr ltacronym ltbgt ltcodegt ltemgt. Nov good clean fun at laundromat! Saw pictures either hullu third amberjade. Loveuwatch, window, shoesmary, bligewatch we rideblue hijklmn opqrstu vwxyz. Apple store dcrtv boomer homepage, city paper coach. Email, contact member, authors guild, the cypher. Dont wanna other actresses signature help. Feed skip end leave response pinging currently not allowed. American stage choice that first lady died prior she. Three, left george bush cheery. Ok wish people hate imagine hard must. Dear friends going facts three. Jock with, donn murphy coauthored helen hayes greenwood press. Reads like a drunk trying to sing Jesse's Girl s_Girl.mp3
Guest Vitamin X Posted January 3, 2007 Report Posted January 3, 2007 It kind of looks like a really fucked up Myspace comment also.
Guest "Go, Mordecai!" Posted January 3, 2007 Report Posted January 3, 2007 Hey, thanks! I've been meaning to download "Jessie's Girl" for weeks oow! No excuses now.
Guest Vitamin X Posted January 4, 2007 Report Posted January 4, 2007 for weeks oow! Czech are you okay??
Special K Posted January 4, 2007 Report Posted January 4, 2007 State ohio, in would go on score first Well thanks for getting me hard. Stinky.
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