This is probably the strangest email I've ever received.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I mean, it's not even spam or anything, I don't know what the fuck it is. It's from "Tobys" <[email protected]>

 

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It is leaf through for insights.

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Email, contact member, authors guild, the cypher.

Dont wanna other actresses signature help.

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American stage choice that first lady died prior she. Three, left george bush cheery.

Ok wish people hate imagine hard must.

Dear friends going facts three. Jock with, donn murphy coauthored helen hayes greenwood press.

[Guest Princess Leena]

My old Hotmail and Verizon accounts had tons of those. The titles were usually about buying a home or penis enlargement, though.

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Almost looks like it may be a bad translation of a foreign language, like Chinese or something.

[JHawk 0]

That reminds me of Newsradio when Mr. James had his book translated into Japanese and then back into English.

[vivalaultra 0]

Oh, I get emails like that all the time. I think it's a virus...and reading them gives me a headache. Here's the latest one I received:

 

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As of right now, I have like...50 of these types of email in my spam folder, and I get about 4 or 5 more each day.

[luke-o 0]

Picdamn what an jess girlie girl. Will likely be deleted section no longer leaving comment?

Pons don preston, january februaury quotes additional, andor.

Unless, talking will likely be deleted, section.

Kansas learn outfit, together hi! Bad needs shut up go, away ass.

It is leaf through for insights.

Record sisterbut could almost swear jessicas clone those ha. Xhtml, tags, lta ltabbr ltacronym ltbgt ltcodegt ltemgt. Nov good clean fun at laundromat! Saw pictures either hullu third amberjade.

Loveuwatch, window, shoesmary, bligewatch we rideblue hijklmn opqrstu vwxyz. Apple store dcrtv boomer homepage, city paper coach.

Email, contact member, authors guild, the cypher.

Dont wanna other actresses signature help.

Feed skip end leave response pinging currently not allowed.

American stage choice that first lady died prior she. Three, left george bush cheery.

Ok wish people hate imagine hard must.

Dear friends going facts three. Jock with, donn murphy coauthored helen hayes greenwood press.

 

[Guest Paul]

Learn how to take care of your computers, guys.

[Guest Princess Leena]

It has nothing to do with keeping your computer clean.

 

It has to do with shitty e-mail services.

[Carnival 0]

lol @ paul

[Guest Vitamin X]

Also, in the spirit of strangely worded things, an ad on craigslist:

 

The company offers work for responsible people. You will not spend a lot of time to work with us.

But you will have constant and guaranteed income. This very profitable offer!

Requirements to candidates:

-high responsibility;

-competence;

-diligence;

-ability to take a decision quickly;

-responsiveness;

-sociability.

Our company works some years and we have the rallied collective. You can become a member of our group.

We wait for your inquiry for additional information.

 

THE RALLIED COLLECTIVE

[k thx 0]

The random words in spam e-mails are to fool filters into thinking it's a legitimate e-mail.

 

Same reason the link is usually a picture.

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Also, in the spirit of strangely worded things, an ad on craigslist:

 

The company offers work for responsible people. You will not spend a lot of time to work with us.

But you will have constant and guaranteed income. This very profitable offer!

Requirements to candidates:

-high responsibility;

-competence;

-diligence;

-ability to take a decision quickly;

-responsiveness;

-sociability.

Our company works some years and we have the rallied collective. You can become a member of our group.

We wait for your inquiry for additional information.

 

THE RALLIED COLLECTIVE

 

I think you just stumbled onto the name of the next hip indy band playing at a bowling alley in your town!

[JHawk 0]

Requirements to candidates:

-high responsibility;

-competence;

-diligence;

-ability to take a decision quickly;

-responsiveness;

-sociability.

 

The fact that those aren't the requirements for every single job in the known universe is scary, isn't it?

[Wyld Cannon 0]

Requirements to candidates:

-high responsibility;

-competence;

-diligence;

-ability to take a decision quickly;

-responsiveness;

-sociability.

 

The fact that those aren't the requirements for every single job in the known universe is scary, isn't it?

 

I can take a decision a millisecond after someone else makes one. The job is mine.

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Reminds me of a classified ad I recently saw in the local newspaper. It was something like: "I will do any work, it doesn't matter. Please call xxx-xxxx." Seriously. I was tempted to call the guy from a pay phone and see if he'd murder someone for cash or something like that.

[JHawk 0]

I'd have called the guy and told him to paint my house. Then I wouldn't have paid him. That would have been fun.

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Until he stabs you to death and robs your house.

[Dandy 0]

Until he stabs you to death and robs your house.

 

 

If he did that, I would fire his ungrateful ass.

[Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0]

I mean, it's not even spam or anything, I don't know what the fuck it is. It's from "Tobys" <[email protected]>

 

Picdamn what an jess girlie girl. Will likely be deleted section no longer leaving comment?

Pons don preston, january februaury quotes additional, andor.

Unless, talking will likely be deleted, section.

Kansas learn outfit, together hi! Bad needs shut up go, away ass.

It is leaf through for insights.

Record sisterbut could almost swear jessicas clone those ha. Xhtml, tags, lta ltabbr ltacronym ltbgt ltcodegt ltemgt. Nov good clean fun at laundromat! Saw pictures either hullu third amberjade.

Loveuwatch, window, shoesmary, bligewatch we rideblue hijklmn opqrstu vwxyz. Apple store dcrtv boomer homepage, city paper coach.

Email, contact member, authors guild, the cypher.

Dont wanna other actresses signature help.

Feed skip end leave response pinging currently not allowed.

American stage choice that first lady died prior she. Three, left george bush cheery.

Ok wish people hate imagine hard must.

Dear friends going facts three. Jock with, donn murphy coauthored helen hayes greenwood press.

 

Reads like a drunk trying to sing Jesse's Girl

s_Girl.mp3

[Guest Vitamin X]

It kind of looks like a really fucked up Myspace comment also.

[Guest "Go, Mordecai!"]

Hey, thanks! I've been meaning to download "Jessie's Girl" for weeks oow! No excuses now.

[Guest Vitamin X]

for weeks oow!

 

Czech are you okay??

[Special K 0]

State ohio, in would go on score first

 

Well thanks for getting me hard.

 

Stinky.