That "dream porno" thread in LSD is kinda creepy

[Annabelle 0]

On the subject of cumshots, I know cum sharing is sexy, but it loses its appeal after it's traded back and forth 3-4 times.

 

And how sad is it that the thread complaining about the dream porno thread has more legit discussion than the thread itself?

 

its sad alright

[Special K 0]

I like them SuicideGirls.

 

The only thing I can concretely say is that the movie would have the theme song to "White Bunbusters." And naked women. The song's the most important part, though.

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0]

Let's have a serious discussion regarding our ideal masturbatory aide.

[Special K 0]

George Foreman grills?

[UZI Suicide 0]

People have interests. Some are different than others, obviously. Who's to say what you like is normal, and what I like is abnormal? What sets it apart? What makes yours' any better than mine, or vice versa?

 

I understand there's boundaries, such as a guy who collects comic books compared to someone who collects children. But what's the big deal if someone has an extensive pornographic collection, what does it matter to you? What, the fact that you may have actual intercourse with a human being instead of masturbation to a porn star? If that's the case, you're a cruel, and mean individual. I'm sure the person who's only pleasure comes from themself feels bad enough without some arrogant prick coming along and rubbing it in that their hobby is "weird". I know this is a internet message board, but come on, have some respect.

 

*stands up and claps*

[The Niggardly King 0]

Intensifier seems to like the type of porn that is completely degrading to women.

 

That's the only good type of porn.

[Annabelle 0]

Owning a lot of porn is socially acceptable. Being a pornography enthusiast is really creepy.

 

totally. even though i ragged on chave, his indictment of porn a few years ago certainly has a place here. a few people in this thread seem to be living in a fantasy land. a fantasy land which may seem alright now, but certainly seems that it can get out of hand. it does create unrealistic viewpoints of a healthy sexual relationship. wankery to is fine, but analyzation & adaptation to real sexual relationship is begging for trouble.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Owning a lot of porn is socially acceptable. Being a pornography enthusiast is really creepy.

 

totally. even though i ragged on chave, his indictment of porn a few years ago certainly has a place here. a few people in this thread seem to be living in a fantasy land. a fantasy land which may seem alright now, but certainly seems that it can get out of hand. it does create unrealistic viewpoints of a healthy sexual relationship. wankery to is fine, but analyzation & adaptation to real sexual relationship is begging for trouble.

 

Luckily I dont have to worry about that.

[EricMM 0]

Shush.

[Guest Legalise Drugs and Murder]

Porno's a waste to me anymore. After getting with a girl I can actually respect, yanking my crank to strangers boning one another seems like clutching to something adolescent. If I'm horny, I just get laid.

[Ravenbomb 0]

Yeah, my dream porno stars me and a chick I wanna nail...no need for anyone else

 

But who will be the director? What type of score will they put to it? What Aspect Ratio will it be released in? What DVD extras will you have?

 

Director: Sion Sono

Score: Mogwai (or at least a Mogwai ripoff)

AR: 16:9

Extras:

Late Night Cinemax Softcore cut of the movie

Writer's commentary (I'd be the writer)

Cast Commentary

Blooper Reel

Vol. 1 of the Manga Adaptation

[The Niggardly King 0]

Owning a lot of porn is socially acceptable. Being a pornography enthusiast is really creepy.

 

totally. even though i ragged on chave, his indictment of porn a few years ago certainly has a place here. a few people in this thread seem to be living in a fantasy land. a fantasy land which may seem alright now, but certainly seems that it can get out of hand. it does create unrealistic viewpoints of a healthy sexual relationship. wankery to is fine, but analyzation & adaptation to real sexual relationship is begging for trouble.

 

I see what you did there.

[theintensifier 0]

the intensifier is a nutso pyschopath

Pretty much.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Yeah, my dream porno stars me and a chick I wanna nail...no need for anyone else

 

But who will be the director? What type of score will they put to it? What Aspect Ratio will it be released in? What DVD extras will you have?

 

Director: Sion Sono

Score: Mogwai (or at least a Mogwai ripoff)

AR: 16:9

Extras:

Late Night Cinemax Softcore cut of the movie

Writer's commentary (I'd be the writer)

Cast Commentary

Blooper Reel

Vol. 1 of the Manga Adaptation

 

No choice between widescreen and fullscreen? FUCK THAT SHIT.

[Ravenbomb 0]

Yeah, my dream porno stars me and a chick I wanna nail...no need for anyone else

 

But who will be the director? What type of score will they put to it? What Aspect Ratio will it be released in? What DVD extras will you have?

 

Director: Sion Sono

Score: Mogwai (or at least a Mogwai ripoff)

AR: 16:9

Extras:

Late Night Cinemax Softcore cut of the movie

Writer's commentary (I'd be the writer)

Cast Commentary

Blooper Reel

Vol. 1 of the Manga Adaptation

 

No choice between widescreen and fullscreen? FUCK THAT SHIT.

 

As a filmmaker, I want people to see the movie as it was originally intended. The only reason I'd include the Softcore cut is the same reason they had some TV Edit excerpts on the Scarface DVD.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

We just compared a porno DVD to a Scarface DVD. Someone check and see if meteor isn't coming towards Earth.

[Timmy8271 0]

I like cum sharing. It's gross when they start putting in glasses, or other shit. Ashley Blue making an omelet with cum was interesting, though.

 

That ain't nothing. My favorite is some girl named Extreme Holly snorting it off of a table like Crack Cocaine. I got a good laugh out of that.

 

Double Anal is very gay, But I also have a problem with a guy kissing a girl right after she's giving him a BJ. Isn't that like sucking your own dick?

[Black Lushus 0]

Double Anal is very gay, But I also have a problem with a guy kissing a girl right after she's giving him a BJ. Isn't that like sucking your own dick?

 

After you've blown a load in her mouth or during transition from blowjob to sex?

[Timmy8271 0]

both.

[snuffbox 0]

You dont snort Crack Cocaine.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Assuming she hadn't just taken some of your load, kissing a girl after she's gone down on you is nothing. Timmy's never had sex before.

[Black Lushus 0]

Assuming she hadn't just taken some of your load, kissing a girl after she's gone down on you is nothing. Timmy's never had sex before.

 

yeah...I'm really not understanding his stance on it either.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I posit he's a virgin and also very young. Completely inexperienced.

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0]

Champions, Bitches. HOW BOUT THEM GATORS!!!!

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I like Timmy's avatar, though. I've been watching a lot of Ali G, lately.

[Black Lushus 0]

Borat and Ali G are funny enough characters...I don't really find Bruno that funny.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Bruno's spotty compared to the other two, but still good. He can be a lot more aggressively antagonistic than either Borat or Ali G, which doesn't always work on a comedic level.

[Slayer 0]

When I first saw commercials for Borat, I ignored them because I thought it was a standard fish-out-of-water "I am simple foreigner here in your crazy country" bit.

 

When I found out was it was really about... I still didn't have much interest in seeing it.

[Special K 0]

Bruno's usually more funny when he's interviewing people from the fashion industry than rednecks.

 

His interview of the gay re-education running minister is priceless, though.

And the "Vassup/Ich Don't Think So" bit from season one is the closest I've seen to him cracking up.

Also getting up on the runwayand doing the worm.... priceless.

 

"Vassup! Being gay is the new coolest thing in the world, so that's why I've come to the gayest place in the world: ALABAMA!"

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

You're right about Bruno re fashion industry people. The stuff with the rednecks is simply button-pushing; of course some overalls-wearing bubba isn't going to like having a guy come on to him. That's supposed to be funny?

 

Last night, I finally saw the segment where Borat sings the song at the country bar. Good lord, the crowd's reaction was as frightening as it was hilarious.