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Can someone please try to explain to me how a movie about a 25 foot fucking crocodile can be marketed as a "OH MY GOD TRUE STORY SLASHER FLIM OVER 300 DEAD... THE MOST PROLIFIC SERIAL KILLER EVER!"?

 

IT'S A 25 FUCKING FOOT CROCODILE!

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Eh, I'm going to wait for "Rogue", a killer croc flick from the director of "Wolf Creek."

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The scariest thing about this movie is the fact that Orlando Jones is the star of it.

I thought Dominic Purcell of Prison Break fame is the star..I could be wrong.

 

The Serial killer isn't the crocodile though, from what I've read.

A news team is sent to South Africa to capture and bring home a legendary 25-foot crocodile. Their difficult task turns potentially deadly when a warlord targets them for death.

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The scariest thing about this movie is the fact that Orlando Jones is the star of it.

I thought Dominic Purcell of Prison Break fame is the star..I could be wrong.

 

The Serial killer isn't the crocodile though, from what I've read.

A news team is sent to South Africa to capture and bring home a legendary 25-foot crocodile. Their difficult task turns potentially deadly when a warlord targets them for death.

 

Fine.

 

The scariest thing about this movie is the fact that Orlando Jones is in it.

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This movie has been marketed entirely wrong. It's marketed as a slasher/horror film. If, however, it was marketed as an action pic - which it really seems to be - then I might have SOME minute interest in seeing it. As is? Fuck it. It's like Papparazzi: sounds like a decent concept, but you know the execution is going to be 100% fucking horrible because of the cast and how it's marketed.

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The scariest thing about this movie is the fact that Orlando Jones is the star of it.

I thought Dominic Purcell of Prison Break fame is the star..I could be wrong.

 

The Serial killer isn't the crocodile though, from what I've read.

A news team is sent to South Africa to capture and bring home a legendary 25-foot crocodile. Their difficult task turns potentially deadly when a warlord targets them for death.

 

There are no warlord's in South Africa... and the "serial killer" is actually the fucking crocodile.

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What's up with the current trend of mass produced horror flicks?

 

I saw this movie poster last night when I was coming out of the show, it looked interesting, with just the headline "most prolific serial killer ever".

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