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Guest "Go, Mordecai!"

Money is the root of all evil.

 

I wish [HHH] would tear the bit between his 2nd & 3rd vertabrae.

 

[Re: The Beatles,] I much prefer The Kinks.

 

Nostradamus and Mother Shipton dreampt about things that came true. They are called prophets.

 

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."-George Orwell.

These rough 'men' are idiots and victims of the 'Yes, Sir' syndrome.

 

I know things.

 

Georgey boy Jr. dosent know bugger all about whats going on, Georgey boy Sr. does, however. I'm just saying, the old lad is more smarter and insider than his son. Don't believe me? Ask David Icke.

 

I recently purchased Lonestars latest album called 'Mountains'.

 

You do live in the most controlled, policed, suppresed country on Earth, I feel sorry for you all, mind you, were not too far behind over here, either. But thats how the world works, they do something in one country and around the same time they do exactly the same in another.

 

The plan is to turn this into a recognises civil war around 2012 which will kill off most Americans.

 

Jimmy Carter is certainly in on the inner circle.

 

Worst. Hangman. Ever. That was pathetic, it's a shame Albert Pierrepoint isn't around nowadays/Saddam wasn't executed along time before now because I make that 1 minute 38 and seconds, and thats only from the start of the recording. Pierrepoint has the record of 7 seconds, no dout he would have been flown over their to do the extra special job. What on earth took them so long? Amateurs.

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Guest "Go, Mordecai!"

You know who this is? That Brookers idiot with a new account. It has to be. How many drooling idiots can that isle produce and send to our board? I mean, we already have INXS, luke-o, and Chav! How many more can there be? HOW MANY MORE CAN THERE BE?

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Guest Princess Leena

Hemme wasn't banned.

 

I thought it was Hotbutter RandomCompoundWord guy, but he's under some other name like killlotsofwords.

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Guest "Go, Mordecai!"

Hyave yall sent theyem wed backs on therll way?

War is the most primative way of seeking victory.

 

Okay, this is not an exaggeration: before I joined this board, I thought all Britons were smart.

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Guest "Go, Mordecai!"

He was street-smart.

 

When I was little, I confused Benny Hill with Benny Hinn. That's when you chase women around in fast motion, trying to magically heal them.

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Guest "Go, Mordecai!"
Benny Hill would be an awesome band name. Right up there with Mookie Blaylock.

IF ONLY A BAND THOUGHT TO CALL THEMSELVES THAT

 

IF ONLY

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Benny Hill would be an awesome band name. Right up there with Mookie Blaylock.

IF ONLY A BAND THOUGHT TO CALL THEMSELVES THAT

 

IF ONLY

 

I heard some grunge band out of Seattle used to call themselves that.

 

I wonder whatever happened to them.

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Guest RayCo

Britons are very stupid, believe me, we have 67 lanes in a mile width road where there is no right or wrong lane so every turn could be your last and we have employees that can swim accross an ocean, but can't tell you where the f**k your hotel room is so they resort to saying: "make a left"...without fail.

 

Oh wait...

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Benny Hill would be an awesome band name. Right up there with Mookie Blaylock.

IF ONLY A BAND THOUGHT TO CALL THEMSELVES THAT

 

IF ONLY

 

I heard some grunge band out of Seattle used to call themselves that.

 

I wonder whatever happened to them.

 

Now they're called Awesome!

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