Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2007 And that's another one of geniusMoment's not so genius moments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2007 And that's another one of geniusMoment's not so genius moments. In all fairness he is quite handsome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tzar Lysergic Report post Posted April 24, 2007 She took his virginity and dumped him. Harsh. not quite. I cant put up with her calling me a liar all the time now, which has stemmed from the fact that I was apparently too good for my first/second/third time, so obviously I was lying about that so I lie about other things. How the fuck would she know the difference? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2007 She took his virginity and dumped him. Harsh. not quite. I cant put up with her calling me a liar all the time now, which has stemmed from the fact that I was apparently too good for my first/second/third time, so obviously I was lying about that so I lie about other things. How the fuck would she know the difference? I wondered the same thing, Im assuming its all of the women's magazines she reads..they're like all over the place at her apt. I found out tonight via a lengthy phone conversation that shes not MAD at me as much as I seem to think she is, so maybe everything is alright..she even wanted me to come over tonight or tomorrow night but I gotta get up at 4 in the morning so.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theintensifier 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2007 You're turning down make up sex because you have to be up at 4am? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2007 It wouldn't be the first time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corkscrew_Senton 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2007 Voyeurism is l33t Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2007 You're turning down make up sex because you have to be up at 4am? Id like to introduce you to the other thread down in Classic Threads..cause obviously you haven't seen that thread. the sad fact is, theres a 100% possibility of it this time..vs the last time it was..iffy at best.. But theres no way I can go over there now, get up at 4 am tomorrow and work to 6pm on no sleep. Tried that once on accident and I nearly drove off the road coming home. Not gonna try my luck in my new car. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2007 Through his own odd idiosyncracies, Marvin is actually totally cold pimpin' this young woman. She's craving his solid state, and he's just like "Nah, I'll catch you later." I'm perplexed and pleased all at once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2007 Dammit Ed, you almost made me choke on water... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2007 I notice no one has asked for "pix plz" Marvin=/=Paul? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tzar Lysergic Report post Posted April 24, 2007 Through his own odd idiosyncracies, Marvin is actually totally cold pimpin' this young woman. She's craving his solid state, and he's just like "Nah, I'll catch you later." I'm perplexed and pleased all at once. He's borderline getting sucker-played, too. He has a large emotional investment already, plus this is the woman that made him into a man. If he's not careful, his ego could build like Jenga blocks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2007 Touche. And in one word less than me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 24, 2007 I notice no one has asked for "pix plz" Marvin=/=Paul? I assume it's because everyone knows Marvin's telling a great fictional story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2007 Pictures wouldn't prove anything. I posted a picture of her already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted April 25, 2007 Yes, but on the other hand, you DID say you two took a picture and wanted to get it online. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2007 Yes, but on the other hand, you DID say you two took a picture and wanted to get it online.I said I was hoping to get a picture, but it never happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2007 So, did you sex her or not? That's all I want to know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 25, 2007 He implied that he did. Thrice. And was really good, despite obviously making up stories stating he was so good from some online article, probably. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2007 Well I guess I know the only way I'll ever get Leena to believe me..and Im not gonna do that so..dont believe me.. I can go back to not posting because I dont have a problem anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tominator89 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2007 Don't sweat it, Marv. Most people here don't think she's real either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2007 Pictures wouldn't prove anything. I posted a picture of her already. I wasn't around to see said photo so I just picture you with the woman at the start of Mad TV's Lower Expectations skit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2007 Marvin, start the thread, "Cock Shots: Part Deux." Does Marvin's carpet match the drapes? Stay tuned to find out! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2007 Pictures wouldn't prove anything. I posted a picture of her already. I wasn't around to see said photo so I just picture you with the woman at the start of Mad TV's Lower Expectations skit. From a little over a month ago, right here....in this very thread! *cheap pop* I really want a photo of us together so hopefully I can get her to take one with her cell, but who knows..Im going over tomorrow and cooking dinner for her..hmm. and there will be no picks of my cock on this board, unless of course its a picture of my CHICKEN CACCIATORE! *thumbs up* (woulda been great if I actually had a photo of mine, but..meh Im not a food photographer) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2007 Theres a fucking twist of epic proportions that just happened like..10 minutes ago. NO ONE FUCKING TOLD ME COLD SORES WERE HERPES! I want to go crawl in a hole and die. In fact..I probably will. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2007 I was gonna say not too shabby but if you got herpes out of this then minus 25 points. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2007 Man, first that dork from American Idol is eliminated and now there is a twist that fucks with Marvin. WILL THE UNDERDOG EVER HAVE A CHANCE?? Whoa..herpes? What? Who has herpes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2007 I get a cold sore on my upper lip in the same spot about 3-4 times a year. If you look close at the photo I took last night, the area above my lip in the center is a bit red. I had a cold sore last week, its almost healed over since I put tea tree oil on it to dry it up. But guess what that means! At least 2 people weren't paying attention in Sex Ed class 10 years ago! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2007 if her shit wasn't all covered in sores and scars then I wouldn't worry. My cousin use to get cold sores above his lip all the time as a teen and then it just suddenly stopped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2007 So the first time you get into the pants of a girl, you gave her herpes? NOW YOU'RE A MAN! MAN! A MAN, MAN, MAN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
