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Guest Richard McBeef

Ripper, explain this.

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Fucking public access.

 

"This man won't even buy you shrimp from Long John Silver and that plate is, what? 2.99?"

 

"These husbands and these boyfriends are geeen the dick away"

 

"The wedding band is noose around the nuts"

 

Dear lord...this lady is fucking hilarious.

 

Once her mom named her Alexyss she should have know that this lady was meat for great things.

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Guest Vitamin X

The Georgia drawl just makes it that much better IMO

 

"DA VUH-GINE-UH!"

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the my dick graced her vagina was the most important day of her life...

 

but for me, it was Tuesday...

 

Slow your role you coon shufflin uncle tom, you don't want it with me, whoadi.

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I'm gonna kick that son of a bitch Carlito Brigante's ass so HARD... that the next Carlito Brigante wannabe is gonna feel it.

 

Hold up playa, who you think you trying to dog? I'll whoop that ass, best believe.

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Man, I just get this feeling that luke-o is a great guy to hang out with. Like if you did, you'd be laughing all the time. I dunno, man, I just get that feeling.

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Man, I just get this feeling that luke-o is a great guy to hang out with. Like if you did, you'd be laughing all the time. I dunno, man, I just get that feeling.

 

 

That's probably true.

You certainly wouldn't have to worry about him eating your last pop-tart when your back is turned.

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Guest Richard McBeef

He breakin' her down, man. He is screwing her into subMISSion, into slavery, by usin' his penis as a weapon to break.her.ass.DOOOOOOWN! And she wiiide open, with a penis all up in your vagina, you don't have NO defenses!

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If a girl shouted out Tiger Uppercut during sex, I would happily let her steal my shit after.

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