I Quit Smoking

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

After smoking cigarettes for 5 years I quit. Yay. 3 days strong. Fill this thread with good advice to help me stay off the cancer-causing tar sticks.

[vivalaultra]

My advice is to read this similar thread:

 

Smoking Thread

[AboveAverage484]

It's been my experience to only believe people who they say they've quit smoking after they've done so for at least a month or two. Most of the time they are like "I quit smoking." I skeptically ask them how long, and they say "three days" or "a week" or something to that effect.

 

Anyways, the patch works great for those who choose to use it. It's also been my experience that if someone really doesn't want to quit they don't even try the patch. Try it, I've had many tell me it does a great deal in helping them kick the habit.

[Nighthawk]

When you want a cigarette, punch yourself really hard in the face. Not joking. If people start to ask you what happened to your face, you're not ready to quit yet.

[Carnival]

quitting is for pussies

[Ted the Poster]

healthy lungs are for pussies

[EricMM]

Emphysema is really, really cool.

[k thx]

Feeling superior to everybody who still smokes works pretty well for me.

[Carnival]

Feeling superior to everybody who still smokes works pretty well for me.

feeling superior to non-smoking british cunts works well for me

[k thx]

cunt

[Carnival]

[k thx]

cunt

[The Niggardly King]

Smoke cock instead.