treble 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2007 NOTICE TO ALL TENANT'S BARBECUING IF YOU ARE STOP!!! WHEN YOU SIGNED YOUR LEASE IT STATES NONE ALLOWED, IT GIVES US IMMEDIATE GROUNDS TO TERIMATE AND END RESULTS EVICTION!! NOTICE FOR AIR CONDITIONER PLEASE CONTACT OUR OFFICE PRIOR TO INSTALLATION AS WE DO CHARGE EXTRA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2007 ...Is this Barbaqueing inside or outside? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2007 I assume outside. We just got this notice today, I'm wondering what else would get us terimated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest George's Box Report post Posted May 15, 2007 Your landlord will be check in on you a very day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2007 James Cameron's The Terimator Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2007 I also assume we're allowed multiple air conditioners. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted May 15, 2007 Wait, they charge extra if you get your own air conditioner? If you're paying your own electricity then that's really lame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Why2J Report post Posted May 15, 2007 Well, the air conditioner has to contact the office, not the tenant, so I can only assume the air conditioner also pays the extra charge. Sort of like a useful room mate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted May 15, 2007 I'm guessing they just mean that they charge extra to install the air conditioner. See what bad grammar, spelling, and punctuation can cause, kids? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2007 Wait, they charge extra if you get your own air conditioner? If you're paying your own electricity then that's really lame. No, electricity is included in the rent. There aren't many places to put an air conditioner in here, anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2007 That is one hell of an Engrish sign. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2007 YOU NO BA BA COO HEE-UH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2007 The opening statement makes it sound like the notice is for people BBQing while standing still or "stopped". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted May 15, 2007 Watch out they're going to terimate you. Do you have a scanner or digital camera? I'd love to see this awesome notice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2007 We have 8 visitors parking spaces, if you need an overnight parking pass, please contact management call (number) or in office for one. Do not park, in another tenant's parking space at anytime, as our alterative will be to have it towed. Thank you, Management. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted June 21, 2007 That overuse of commas, makes it sound, like Leena, posting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted June 25, 2007 WE ARE HAVING A BBQ , PLEASE SIGN UP OR CALL US IF YOU ARE COMING BY JUNE25,2007 Notice : BBQ, IS HERE AT KENSINGTON 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted June 25, 2007 WE ARE HAVING A BBQ , PLEASE SIGN UP OR CALL US IF YOU ARE COMING BY JUNE25,2007 Notice : BBQ, IS HERE AT KENSINGTON 11 ADMISSION: MONTH RENT! YOU COME, HAVE BBQ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted June 25, 2007 I can't stand to see businesses use an apostrophe before the "s" when making plurals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted June 25, 2007 FUN, FOOD AND PRIZE'S Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 25, 2007 KEY'S MADE WILE YOU WATE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2007 Attention: At this time I would like to inform you at Kensington 11, beware that over the next six weeks we are having many contractor's here doing repair's, painting around your balcony's, window's men replacing thee roof , also the parking lot will be paved. The main entrance, and the east end are having the block's removed and replaced.. NOTE SOMEONE MAY BE AROUND YOUR WINDOW'S & DOOR'S .They are working on this beginning today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2007 Are your landlords Asian? At my favorite Chinese buffet, they have a sign that says "CAUTION SWING DOOR." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2007 Your landlords sure are possessive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2007 Slow clap for that one, Slaya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2007 Dear Tenants's Notice Visitor PARKing at back of building #'s 21-22-23-24-25-26-27 Please advise all your guest's! ONly TENANT'S with Newly assigned parking spot's will be notified. ALL other tenant's Continue to park in your usual parking spot THANK'S Lois P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2007 I think I should point out the stupidity of moving the visitors spots to the back of the lot. Now, if someone has someone over, they have to park out back and walk all the way around to the front rather than just across the parking lot from where those spots were before. They also have to drive all the around the lot to a spot that's harder to find and I'm sure some will end up parking in a tenant's spot, which will piss people off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted July 15, 2007 Well, they've certainly shown they aren't exactly the smartest bunch, haven't they? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2007 I think it's because some cars got scratched up a few weeks ago (mine included) and she wants more tenant spots where she can see them from her apartment. Of course, this only works if she's sitting at her window 24/7. Still really stupid, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
