Lindsay Lohan Booked On Suspicion of DUI

[Epic Reine 0]

Lohan, like Paris, willingly does stupid shit like this because she knows (and does) she can get away with it. Both women are filthy rich and can just hire a driver to take them home after partying but no, it's the thrill of getting away with murder that compells them to do this.

 

The solution is simple, set an example by putting her in jail for a reasonable amount of time so she'll get the message to not do this bullshit again. It's a fucking joke how someone can drive drunk while she's on probation and someone who had cocaine found in her trunk twice on two separate occasions to just walk off free as if nothing happened. If the law was actually enforced then this shit wouldn't happen. If this was a normal joe then obviously, he'd be facing a heavy sentence by now.

[Taker666 0]

I SO can't wait to see how lohan's attempt at a horror movie fails miserably.

[Gary Floyd 0]

I SO can't wait to see how lohan's attempt at a horror movie fails miserably.

Fangoria gave it a good review.

 

[Atticus Chaos 0]

I don't know if this has been mentioned here, but I've heard part of the reason these girls don't get a chauffer at night is because they don't want someone around to see what they're getting up to.

[Obi Chris Kenobi 0]

I think I smell a 'Super Nanny' Special in the making.

[Nighthawk 0]

Lohan, like Paris, willingly does stupid shit like this because she knows (and does) she can get away with it.

 

I don't know about that. I mean, addicts are addicts, and regular people do shit like this all the time. I mean, it's not like Joe Cokehead on Cops was thinking "Well, I really shouldn't be driving... but I can't afford a limo, so I guess I'll have to risk it." Drugs make you do stupid shit no matter who you are.

 

I agree with the other stuff you said, though.

 

[The Niggardly King 0]

Lohan, like Paris, willingly does stupid shit like this because she knows (and does) she can get away with it.

 

I don't know about that. I mean, addicts are addicts, and regular people do shit like this all the time. I mean, it's not like Joe Cokehead on Cops was thinking "Well, I really shouldn't be driving... but I can't afford a limo, so I guess I'll have to risk it." Drugs make you do stupid shit no matter who you are.

 

If Lohan weren't famous, she'd probably just be the normal, typical, "She'll fuck anyone to get her fix..." woman.

 

Fame doesn't matter... some people just don't tick right.

[milliondollarchamp 0]

Lindsay held 3 guys Hostage she's Hardcore! she's Hardcore!

[RedJed 0]

To follow up on what the previous post was referring to....apparently Lindsey literally hijacked someone else's car the night she got arrested (stole her assistant, or ex assistant's boyfriends, SUV) with three of the boyfriend's friends inside the vehicle, trying to stop her, etc. And now these guys are apparently going to sue her.......or something........this shit just gets more twisted.

 

TMZ interviewed all three, and here's the lowdown: Rewind to Monday afternoon. Dante Nigro, Jakon Sutter and Ronnie Blake drove to Malibu with the boyfriend of Lindsay Lohan's assistant. Lindsay and her assistant ran into Dante and friends. Later, the assistant text-messaged Dante, saying Lindsay wanted to invite him to a Malibu party that night.

 

Part One

 

 

Later, Dante says, he and his friends drove to the party. Dante and the assistant's boyfriend were let in, but Jakon and Ronnie were rejected and stayed outside. Dante says Lindsay was never without a drink during the evening and he even did a shot with her.

 

At one point, Lindsay's assistant and her boyfriend walked outside and got into an argument. Lindsay came out and got angry at her assistant. The assistant then said, "I quit," which enraged Lindsay.

 

Part Two

 

 

Ronnie says Lindsay looked "very messed up" and "raging."

 

Dante and crew were ready to leave. The GMC Denali they were in belonged to Dante, but he was sitting in the front passenger seat. Ronnie and Jakon were in the back seat. The assistant's boyfriend was behind the wheel. The keys were in the ignition when the assistant's boyfriend got out and continued the argument with his girlfriend. She then got in her car and left.

 

According to the group, Lindsay suddenly jumped in the driver's seat of the Denali, started the engine and began driving -- chasing the assistant's car. Ronnie says he was so fearful, he jumped out of the vehicle as it accelerated. Just as he hit the ground, he says Lindsay ran over his foot and just kept going.

 

Dante and Jakon say Lindsay then hit Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu. Dante says he tried to grab the wheel, prompting Lindsay to say, "If you touch me I'll sue you." Jakon says they pleaded with her to stop.

 

Part Three

 

 

Dante says they were going 100 mph. They say Lindsay caught up with the assistant and began doing circles on PCH, around the assistant's car.

 

They say at one point, Lindsay boasted, "I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the f*** I want."

 

Part Four

 

 

The now former assistant finally lost Lindsay on PCH. Dante says Lindsay thought the assistant was going to her mother's house in Santa Monica so Lindsay went there. It just so happened that the assistant's mother was pulling into the driveway as Lindsay arrived.

 

Dante says the mother panicked at Lindsay's crazy driving, and backed out of the driveway in fear -- not knowing who was behind the wheel. The guys say Lindsay then began to chase her at speeds of up to 80 mph through Santa Monica, blowing multiple red lights.

 

Dante realized the mother was driving to the police station and warned Lindsay if she didn't stop she'd get in hot water. He says Lindsay responded, "I'm a celebrity. I'm not going to get in trouble."

 

The two cars stopped in a parking lot near the cop shop. When police arrived, Dante says it seemed as if Lindsay told officers, "I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving."

 

Dante and Jakon say they saw Lindsay flunk the field sobriety test. They say when she tried touching her nose, she almost fell over.

 

As Ronnie put it "It was pretty much the worst night of my whole summer."

 

Lohan's reps had no comment.

 

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What next??!!! Oh yes --- apparently, Britney Spear's ex assistant is apparently going to do a tell-all on Britney soon......apparently she has photos to back up her stories.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

What, was she armed? How does a hundred-pound chick "hijack" an SUV with three adult males in it? Were they all daydreaming up until the point that she actually sat in the seat and turned the key in the ignition? Were they all drunk/stoned, too?

[2GOLD 0]

What, was she armed? How does a hundred-pound chick "hijack" an SUV with three adult males in it? Were they all daydreaming up until the point that she actually sat in the seat and turned the key in the ignition? Were they all drunk/stoned, too?

 

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't touch a celeb either when they are in drunk insane state. Cause her high power lawyers are still better than my mom's uncle friend's brother's cousin who just finished law school in Alabama.

 

And I've seen people hop in the drivers seat and the passengers not know what the fuck is going on in all the confusion. Not saying I believe them or not, just saying it's entirely possible. Course the only way I would have believed their story fully is if Lohan had started laughing madly and saying the "bitch stole her role in the clown movie, that slut!"

 

 

[Atticus Chaos 0]

The two cars stopped in a parking lot near the cop shop. When police arrived, Dante says it seemed as if Lindsay told officers, "I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving."

 

She should have blamed "some Puerto Rican guy".

[milliondollarchamp 0]

The two cars stopped in a parking lot near the cop shop. When police arrived, Dante says it seemed as if Lindsay told officers, "I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving."

 

When your coked out of your mind and facing jail time always blame the black kid

[bob_barron 0]

Crabman from My Name is Earl is in I Know Who Killed Me

[Ripper 0]

You know, I know Who killed me is a pretty good movie. its getting bad review because of pussy ass "I hate gore and torture scenes" people and Lohan playing an adult character.

 

And if all this acting stuff falls through, she can get a job as coked out stripper. Because...yeah.

[Nighthawk 0]

That's too bad to hear. I'm seeing it this week, and I was hoping for a really bad one, so me and my friends could riff on it. If it's really good, that's ok, but just decent sucks the fun out of it. Still going, though.

[Gary Floyd 0]

I'll definately give it a shot. The guy who directed it previously did an adaptation of a great Jack Ketchum novel called "The Lost"

[Gary Floyd 0]

its getting bad review because of pussy ass "I hate gore and torture scenes" people

That reminds me, I really hate the term "torture porn." Sure, I'm sick of torture flicks as much as the next horror nerd, but it's a retarded term. Besides, torture porn is something you get out of Germany.

[Ripper 0]

Don't worry Milky. You will have stuff to make funny comments about, namely the part of the movie where she is all american, good grades making, goody girl. The acting might have been okay on those parts, but it was hard to swallow knowing she is a coke addict.

 

But once stripper lohan makes her apperance, it is one kickass movie in my eyes. But the plot is still something that you can point and laugh at.

 

But the torture scenes in this movie just....work. Unlike Captivity which just sucked all types of donkey balls.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

So according to the news recap, Lindsay faces the possible formal charges of:

 

DUI

Posession of Cocaine

DUI # 2

Posession of Cocaine # 2 (found in her pocket to which she responsed "That's not my coke.")

Transportation of Cocaine

Carjacking

Reckless Driving

Assault

Kidnapping

 

Where's Johnnie Cochran when you need him?

[CBright7831 0]

So according to the news recap, Lindsay faces the possible formal charges of:

 

DUI

Posession of Cocaine

DUI # 2

Posession of Cocaine # 2 (found in her pocket to which she responsed "That's not my coke.")

Transportation of Cocaine

Carjacking

Reckless Driving

Assault

Kidnapping

 

Where's Johnnie Cochran when you need him?

 

Excuse me for a moment...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HahAhaHAhA!

[bob_barron 0]

You know, I know Who killed me is a pretty good movie. its getting bad review because of pussy ass "I hate gore and torture scenes" people and Lohan playing an adult character.

 

And if all this acting stuff falls through, she can get a job as coked out stripper. Because...yeah.

 

What?

 

Come on Ripper, I Know Who Killed Me was awful. And Lohan wasn't an adult character, she was a high school student.

 

But the torture scenes were awesome

 

Milky will be happy to know that me and my friend spent most of the movie riffing on it.

[Ripper 0]

I personally thought the first half and some extra after that of the film was really strong and then it got ridiculous towards the conclusion. That and you knew who the bad guy was 10 minutes into the movie.

 

But acting wise, Highschool student Lohan kinda bored me(although that was the better part of the movie) then you get the kickass middle where she is skripper Lohan (and you have to admit, she did a damn good job as an actress in this part...well...throughout) and then that disappointing finish.

 

The reason this movie was destined to fail, was that either you have Lohan fans who probably weren't to keen on seeing torture and her sewing up her leg in a movie. And then you had horror fans who probably weren't to keen on seeing a Lohan movie. I am not really sure who the fuck this movie was being marketed towards.

 

All in all, I give it a 5.8 out of 10. If it was anyone else staring in the movie, it would have cult hit all over it. As it stands, its lohan. Thus it is hated.

[bob_barron 0]

It starts out pretty decently, but then it just dies off and the movie got worse as it went along.

 

I give all thrillers a pass if the payoff or big twists are cool, but they were just awful in this movie. Stigmata? WTF?

 

Lohan's attempts at saying fuck were great though. Funniest part of the movie.

[Ripper 0]

People around me kept bitching like this movie was set in a realistic setting.

 

Here is a clue. If a fucking character's leg falls off and she just sews it back on and keeps it moving, this PROBABLY isn't set in a realistic setting. She got a robotic prostetic arm and leg for christ sake. Bitching about the realism towards then end with the super fast ninja killer was dumb.

 

But fuck that. This movie featured amputee sex, skirpper lohan, and limbs falling off. This was one hell of a mind fuck movie. Definately not awful, but not particuarly good either. Its getting worse reviews because of the press of the star. Kinda like how Gigli wasn't THAT fucking bad but people were pretending it was the worst film in the history of forever because of the stars.

 

This is the type of move I would suggest to David Lynch fans and horror fans to sit around and watch.

[Gary Floyd 0]

I've already mentioned this, but I've seen it, and it's not as bad as some are making out to be, but it's not that good either. Seeing how it tanked in theatres, it might become a cult item on DVD.

[Ripper 0]

I will get it on DVD just because.

 

Oddly, it made more money than I thought it would. I was serious about expecting there to only be 8 people in the theater.

[bob_barron 0]

The fact that there were other people in the theatre surprised me too. People seemed to be getting into it, me and my friend were the only ones ripping it.

 

We also applauded at the end...because we had to. It was that kind of movie.

 

"Sometimes you get cut, that's life."

[Ripper 0]

I read this theory that the entire Dakota part of the movie was just Aubrey trying to cope with being tortured. And the more you think about it and look at the clues, I think that might be right. It just wasn't executed properly.

 

If I knew how to do spoiler tags I would elaborate. But i don't...and I don't really care that much.

[bob_barron 0]

Yea, the whole movie is Aubrey imaging it while being tortured. And the reason there's plot holes is b/c well she's being tortured so of course she's not thinking straight!

 

While being tortured, Aubrey also must have imagined Flightplan.