I contacted a BDSM/Fetish escort

[Fuzzy Dunlop 0]

I left her a voice mail and sent an email, though she's yet to respond. Here's the email I sent.

 

Hello, my name is Robert, I contacted you earlier tonight via phone but I was only able to leave a voice mail message. My phone number is [my phone number]. First of all, I am very interested in your services, but I would like to know a bit more. I am particularly interested in whipping, trampling, being tied up, and smothering. Also, I would love to have a girl such as yourself force me to get on my knees, to kiss your feet, to crawl on all fours in the nude barking like a dog, these are all activities that intrigue me greatly. I am also interested in activities I've read on your site and on others that I don't quite understand, like "diaper play," "public humiliation," and "forced crossdressing." Especially the latter two, humiliation and crossdressing. But I was wondering what exactly is the public humilation and what is diaper play? Also, maybe I missed it, but what are your fees? Do you charge by the hour? I would love to have you come over either Wednesday any time or Thursday night after midnight for a few hours.

[k thx 0]

She's gonna school you good.

[Ravenbomb 0]

Sounds like good stuff

[Guest Why2J]

Now send that to a girl who isn't a hooker.

 

If there are any left...

[Sideburnious 0]

purely for educational purposes

 

Are you planning to become a bdsm.fetish escort yourself?

[Copper Feel 0]

His target audience would be Luke O.

[Fuzzy Dunlop 0]

purely for educational purposes

 

Are you planning to become a bdsm.fetish escort yourself?

 

I'm just trying to get a better understanding of how this works before I fully commit myself. However, she's yet to respond back.

[Fuzzy Dunlop 0]

Well, she finally called me back but she said she doesn't do outcall because it's too dangerous. She said I can come to her "dungeon" in the Wrigleyville area right near "Cubs Park."

[luke-o 0]

His target audience would be Luke O.

 

Fatty?

[Copper Feel 0]

Indeed he is.

[luke-o 0]

Although fattys are where my attentions lie. I like fatties with real boobs rather than man boobs.

 

Or "moobs".

[Copper Feel 0]

High five, bro.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Now send that to a girl who isn't a hooker.

 

If there are any left...

 

What does this even mean?

[The Niggardly King 0]

Oh, you know what it means

[Maztinho 0]

Although fattys are where my attentions lie. I like fatties with real boobs rather than man boobs.

 

Or "moobs".

 

Get them a Bro and close your eyes. Could you really even tell the difference?

 

[Ravenbomb 0]

Well, she finally called me back but she said she doesn't do outcall because it's too dangerous. She said I can come to her "dungeon" in the Wrigleyville area right near "Cubs Park."

 

 

I dunno about escorts in general, but any professional dominatrix worth your money should have a dungeon anyways.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Now send that to a girl who isn't a hooker.

 

If there are any left...

 

What does this even mean?

 

What, you don't know about Bush's secret hooker extermination campaign?

 

1-900truth.org

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

I assumed that he was really bitter and just assumed that there are probably no girls left that aren't hookers.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Let her know a good outlet for public humilitation would be placing photographs of this event on this very message board.

 

We'd probably mock you until you died.

[Fuzzy Dunlop 0]

I'm still debating whether I'll call back or not. I mean, it's like a ninety-minute drive for me with all the construction, and then about an hour to get home.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Let her know a good outlet for public humilitation would be placing photographs of this event on this very message board.

 

We'd probably mock you until you died.

 

This is the best TSM-related idea I've ever heard.

 

Fuckin' DO IT.

[At Home 0]

Now you have to do it.

[Youth N Asia 0]

Do it...

 

I don't have anything else to contribute to the thread...but yeah, get this done

[Gary Floyd 0]

I need something to prevent boredom, so yeah, do it.

[Gary Floyd 0]

What Youth n Asia Said.

[Sideburnious 0]

Now send that to a girl who isn't a hooker.

 

If there are any left...

 

 

...CronoT?

[Scroby 0]

You might as well go on and do it. You've already gotten that far so why back out now? Would the construction your worried about be done at night or during the day?

[Ravenbomb 0]

Let her know a good outlet for public humilitation would be placing photographs of this event on this very message board.

 

We'd probably mock you until you died.

 

 

Now, is that saying that we would mock him for the rest of his life, or is it implying death by mockery?

[At Home 0]

After a certain point, he would just cease to exist.

 

 

DO IT.

[Copper Feel 0]

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