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Vanhalen is no Carlito Brigante, mind you, but he is getting close. The shit that I leave in the toilet is more interesting than him. In fact, I am now going to rename the shit-taking process a "Vanhalen." Mmmmmmmmmmmm that was a good sandwich! Now I have to go take a fat Vanhalen.

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Can we close this thread now, the story is pretty much done and dusted now, no use dwelling on it.
July 5th

 

I still cant believe this fucking story and thread is still going on, enough already!
July 14th
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Yeah but there are worse things we could talk about, and those Benoit quotes are taken out of context, the point I was trying to get across was that by people on these talk shows constantly rehashing stuff over and over again(aka Nancy Grace) we lose track of the real story, which was that of a person who commited a heinous act and instead we blather on about steroids.

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Well forgive me because I'm off to work, because you know I have a job and life and shit and dont have ten hours to create a finely honed paragraph referencing Socrates, Homer and Shakespeare with a comeback.

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Well forgive me because I'm off to work, because you know I have a job and life and shit and dont have ten hours to create a finely honed paragraph referencing Socrates, Homer and Shakespeare with a comeback.

 

Socrates argued that simple acknowledgement of the fact that he knew absolutely nothing made him more knowledgable than those who claim to know anything, Van Halen however, clearly does not know anything.

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Oh c'mon, Venkman! It clearly says this Saturday. Duh!

 

Back on topic, we had a catered lunch at work today. It was awesome. However, it left me needing to take the biggest Vanhalen you could ever dream of.

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Well forgive me because I'm off to work, because you know I have a job and life and shit and dont have ten hours to create a finely honed paragraph referencing Socrates, Homer and Shakespeare with a comeback.

 

Socrates argued that simple acknowledgement of the fact that he knew absolutely nothing made him more knowledgable than those who claim to know anything, Van Halen however, clearly does not know anything.

 

This argument is flawed because by claiming to be more knowledgable than those who claim to know anything, even by virtue of acknowledging that you know nothing, is self defeating. It's like winning a humility contest. Which is what Jesus told people to do, try to be the most humble... and not to worry about material possessions. Because if you do these things, you'll get a mansion on a street paved with gold after you die. Nietzsche used to point out these inconsistencies.

You see, that's why philosophy, as well as religion, are useless. Nothing means anything.

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LOL I sent someone to jail today for 3 years for forgery and theft of stolen cheques, you think something like this would bother me in the slightest?

Guest Vitamin X
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You see, that's why philosophy, as well as religion, are useless. Nothing means anything.

Right!

 

I mean... wrong!

 

...I mean...

 

Precisely why I gave up nihilism.

 

Wait, what? Why? You liar.

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You see, that's why philosophy, as well as religion, are useless. Nothing means anything.

Right!

 

I mean... wrong!

 

...I mean...

 

Precisely why I gave up nihilism.

 

Wait, what? Why? You liar.

 

Flawed infrastructure. Like Walter said, say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, but at least it's an ethos.

 

So I took the same basic premises of nihilism, then slapped a giant Cthulhu sticker on it and invented my own belief system. That way, I'm not laden down with flaws, because it's flawless.

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