Dandy 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2007 Vanhalen is no Carlito Brigante, mind you, but he is getting close. The shit that I leave in the toilet is more interesting than him. In fact, I am now going to rename the shit-taking process a "Vanhalen." Mmmmmmmmmmmm that was a good sandwich! Now I have to go take a fat Vanhalen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted July 26, 2007 I feel like that guy asking Iron Sheik why he hates Brian Blair so much, but what's so bad about him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
World's Worst Man 0 Report post Posted July 26, 2007 Telling people to stop discussing the biggest news story in American pro-wrestling history a mere two weeks after it happened was bordering on gimmick stupidity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted July 26, 2007 I need to hear more about that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted July 26, 2007 Which one though? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted July 26, 2007 The instance of Van Halen telling people not to talk about the Chris Benoit double homicide-suicide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted July 26, 2007 Can we close this thread now, the story is pretty much done and dusted now, no use dwelling on it. July 5th I still cant believe this fucking story and thread is still going on, enough already! July 14th Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanhalen 0 Report post Posted July 26, 2007 This thread is awesome, thread of the year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted July 26, 2007 Terrible subject matter though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanhalen 0 Report post Posted July 26, 2007 Yeah but there are worse things we could talk about, and those Benoit quotes are taken out of context, the point I was trying to get across was that by people on these talk shows constantly rehashing stuff over and over again(aka Nancy Grace) we lose track of the real story, which was that of a person who commited a heinous act and instead we blather on about steroids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser Chong 0 Report post Posted July 26, 2007 That weren't taken out of context. They were posted shortly after new details were released, thus making your comments idiotic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2007 We haven't even talked about that guy you wanted people to support. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanhalen 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2007 Well forgive me because I'm off to work, because you know I have a job and life and shit and dont have ten hours to create a finely honed paragraph referencing Socrates, Homer and Shakespeare with a comeback. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UZI Suicide 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2007 It only takes ten hours if you're a FUCKING STUPID DUMBASS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2007 Well forgive me because I'm off to work, because you know I have a job and life and shit and dont have ten hours to create a finely honed paragraph referencing Socrates, Homer and Shakespeare with a comeback. Socrates argued that simple acknowledgement of the fact that he knew absolutely nothing made him more knowledgable than those who claim to know anything, Van Halen however, clearly does not know anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2007 Did you guys just out battle beat him just now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2007 Which Saturday am I supposed to be voting for John Saxon of Elm Street fame? Tomorrow? Next Saturday? Last Saturday? 2 weeks ago? Dude, you've had that signatue forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2007 Oh c'mon, Venkman! It clearly says this Saturday. Duh! Back on topic, we had a catered lunch at work today. It was awesome. However, it left me needing to take the biggest Vanhalen you could ever dream of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2007 Well forgive me because I'm off to work, because you know I have a job and life and shit and dont have ten hours to create a finely honed paragraph referencing Socrates, Homer and Shakespeare with a comeback. Socrates argued that simple acknowledgement of the fact that he knew absolutely nothing made him more knowledgable than those who claim to know anything, Van Halen however, clearly does not know anything. This argument is flawed because by claiming to be more knowledgable than those who claim to know anything, even by virtue of acknowledging that you know nothing, is self defeating. It's like winning a humility contest. Which is what Jesus told people to do, try to be the most humble... and not to worry about material possessions. Because if you do these things, you'll get a mansion on a street paved with gold after you die. Nietzsche used to point out these inconsistencies. You see, that's why philosophy, as well as religion, are useless. Nothing means anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2007 You see, that's why philosophy, as well as religion, are useless. Nothing means anything. Right! I mean... wrong! ...I mean... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2007 You see, that's why philosophy, as well as religion, are useless. Nothing means anything. Right! I mean... wrong! ...I mean... Precisely why I gave up nihilism. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanhalen 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2007 LOL I sent someone to jail today for 3 years for forgery and theft of stolen cheques, you think something like this would bother me in the slightest? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2007 Yeah, you have very thick skin. I stand corrected. Would a mod please delete this thread? I was wrong about this guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2007 I didn't hate Vanhalen before, but now I do. He's associated with The Man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted July 30, 2007 You see, that's why philosophy, as well as religion, are useless. Nothing means anything. Right! I mean... wrong! ...I mean... Precisely why I gave up nihilism. Wait, what? Why? You liar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CheesalaIsGood 0 Report post Posted July 30, 2007 Eh, VanHalen is a good guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted July 30, 2007 You see, that's why philosophy, as well as religion, are useless. Nothing means anything. Right! I mean... wrong! ...I mean... Precisely why I gave up nihilism. Wait, what? Why? You liar. Flawed infrastructure. Like Walter said, say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, but at least it's an ethos. So I took the same basic premises of nihilism, then slapped a giant Cthulhu sticker on it and invented my own belief system. That way, I'm not laden down with flaws, because it's flawless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanhalen 0 Report post Posted July 31, 2007 Eh, VanHalen is a good guy. LOL dont say anything nice about me, otherwise the clique~! will be after you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
