Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2007 It would be funny, but not accurate to the real love connection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2007 "Oh, Ron, the boardwalk is so big! How will we make it all the way to 12th Street in time?" "TRAM!" What's going to happen when Ron Simmons runs out of words that end with "am"? How many words in the english language end in -am or -amn Ron should be a spokesperson for FRAM oil filters. voiceover: dont get.. Ron -"DAMN!" voiceover: get Ron - "FRAM"! hah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2007 No game show parody this week I guess. Hopefully the date segments make up for it. This week we'll get something like "Blind Date", complete with the bubbles with with words, on screen comments, that sort of thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2007 No game show parody this week I guess. Hopefully the date segments make up for it. This week we'll get something like "Blind Date", complete with the bubbles with with words, on screen comments, that sort of thing. Better yet...a "Cheaters" spoof. Regal can be the host and Santino can be the guy who thinks he's getting cheated on. We'll see clips of "Private detectives" spying on Regal and Maria on their date as Regal gives commentary, then later on Santino and Regal and a few camera guys bust in on Maria and Simmons in the middle of their dinner date. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fazzle 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 And then someone stabs Regal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 Ron: STAB! can kinda rhyme with...damn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 And then someone stabs Regal? Carlito. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 And then someone stabs Regal? Carlito. Sid. Tazz and JR...this could be fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecca 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 So uh where's Lawler... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 screwdrob? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 screwdrob? You know, with Bret "Hitman" Clarke? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 how can a paternity suit be filed if the kid is over 18? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 Its time for Cryme Tyme! or a Vince/Cryme Tyme duet.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fazzle 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 I'm praying it's Indian Bischoff. THAT would truly be the ultimate payoff to this angle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfn 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 I hate John Cena so much. Just STFU John and do the job already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 Why would Cena no show..? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fazzle 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 Uh...we've already met Cena's dad. Edge attacked him. We should know Vince isn't his father Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonL21 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 Ugh.. I was hoping for a Clean Orton Win Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 Snitsky is the new Kane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfn 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 Why would Cena no show..? Unless he gets jumped later, I don't see why Vince would make that statement. What a terrible, terrible opening segment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 Ha, McMahon mentions THE UNDEFEATED SNITSKY...and no one gives a shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vampiro69 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 I think I heard crickets after Snitsky's name was announced. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 and the crowd goes "REFUND!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 Snitsky back in the Main Event Scene! Just what I've been waiting for! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 Horrible start to RAW. First that opening segment, and then following it up with an all diva tag match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hyperchord24 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 aww, I was hoping to see footage of the RKO on Cena in slow motion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 and the crowd goes "REFUND!" Cena vs. Snitsky... a miscarriage of a wrestling match. appropriate, really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonL21 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 Snitsky is the new Kane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BorneAgain 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 I want Snistky to be referred to as the "UNDEFEATED SNITSKY" even if he loses his next 10 matches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kristianna 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 I'm imagining... yes... I can see it. Cena wins by DQ against the "uncontrollable monster" Snitsky. Orton comes out to help beat Cena down, and Umaga makes the save. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
