Jingus 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2007 If Paul Heyman was booking I could see that happening it would start out with the typically Kurt promo then Joe comes out for the rebuttal. Then Scott Steiner starts shooting which of course would upset Rhyno then Rick Steiner comes out to help then Bubba and Devon run-in then McMgs then AJ then Tomko then Christian then Killings. All of this happens in a short 5 minutes until Abyss clears the ring leaving only Kurt Angle in the middle of the ring on his knees begging which sets up James Vanderburg's new monster Mortis who throws a fireball. Aw c'mon, we all know that Heyman's stream-of-conciousness segments that involve a dozen different people always last at least half an hour. Although God knows I'd still rather have Heyman in charge of the writing than Russo. Hell, since they're all so different and hate each other, put Russo, Heyman, and Cornette in a three-man booking committee with full creative control over the shows, and require a 2-1 majority vote for any particular angle to actually be done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2007 Aw c'mon, we all know that Heyman's stream-of-conciousness segments that involve a dozen different people always last at least half an hour. Only if a ref available but unfortunately Slick got KO'd in the first hour. put Russo, Heyman, and Cornette in a three-man booking committee with full creative control over the shows Right, but Jeff Jarrett has the final say over everything and you know what that means....next week Lance Briggs will be in the front row. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2007 Aw c'mon, we all know that Heyman's stream-of-conciousness segments that involve a dozen different people always last at least half an hour. Only if a ref available but unfortunately Slick got KO'd in the first hour. put Russo, Heyman, and Cornette in a three-man booking committee with full creative control over the shows Right, but Jeff Jarrett has the final say over everything and you know what that means....next week Lance Briggs will be in the front row. Crashing his Lamborghini into the TNA set? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corkscrew_Senton 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2007 Aw c'mon, we all know that Heyman's stream-of-conciousness segments that involve a dozen different people always last at least half an hour. Only if a ref available but unfortunately Slick got KO'd in the first hour. put Russo, Heyman, and Cornette in a three-man booking committee with full creative control over the shows Right, but Jeff Jarrett has the final say over everything and you know what that means....next week Lance Briggs will be in the front row. Crashing his Lamborghini into the TNA set? I'd watch that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2007 Michael Vick is free until Decemeber 10th. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corkscrew_Senton 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2007 Michael Vick is free until Decemeber 10th. Form a stable with Vick, Pac-Man, Leonard Little and Tank Johnson, managed by O.J. Simpson. Guaranteed heat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2007 Aw c'mon, we all know that Heyman's stream-of-conciousness segments that involve a dozen different people always last at least half an hour. Only if a ref available but unfortunately Slick got KO'd in the first hour. put Russo, Heyman, and Cornette in a three-man booking committee with full creative control over the shows Right, but Jeff Jarrett has the final say over everything and you know what that means....next week Lance Briggs will be in the front row. Crashing his Lamborghini into the TNA set? I'd watch that. CRASH TV! literally. Lance Briggs crashes into Kurt Angle's car then Pacman and da Truth steal the tag team belts...but of course the lights were out and the cameras were out of focus so Tenay & West would be like "OMG WHO DID IT!" the whole hour. Since TNA is using the committee of the masters of the clusterfuck you know damn well that the main event would never a match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2007 Michael Vick is free until Decemeber 10th. Form a stable with Vick, Pac-Man, Leonard Little and Tank Johnson, managed by O.J. Simpson. Guaranteed heat! We can't forget Michael's little brother, Marcus! Hell, they should bring in Lawrence Phillips if he's available. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2007 Lawrence Phillips would pawn his spot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2007 No love for Ray Lewis? Work out a work-release program deal with Rae Carruth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2007 Who is the blond interviewer diva? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2007 What the fuck is Kip James wearing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2007 Looks like womens pants to me. I swear Mr. Ass belongs on one of the Maury Povich very special tranny beauty pageant shows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2007 James Storm is so awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2007 Why does Joe have these gay dancers with him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2007 I saw Impact. MCMSG were fun. Steiners and 3D need to call it a career NOW. So do Gunn and Road Dogg. Angle's wife is the best Diva character in wrestling, probably the best character in TNA. Angle's money. Christian looks strange now. Sting needs to call it a career. There are too many commercial breaks. Lethal's Randy Savage gimmick is bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Buzz 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2007 I just saw impact, it's been awhile but what fun show for once. I actually enjoyed the little angle with Team 3D and Steiner tonight. All four men looked good in the four way, and it's nice to see Sting getting involved in the main event scene again after the run with Abyss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2007 I was surprised that the 4-way match was actually watchable. Everybody hit their spots with Joe busting out the sweet kicks and the dive to the outside, AJ as the high flyer sidekick, Christian as the heel, and Sting as the thou-shall-not-sin-do-gooder. Even Kurt was just chilling outside adjusting his glasses once and awhile when a big spot happened. Damn why can't they have more matches like this! It's like once in a blue moon they decide to have a decent match that doesn't have run-ins that ruin the finish. The only problem would be the move that setup the submission. I'm not a fan of the invert atomic drop especially when it isn't sold as a killer shot to the grapefruits. Now if AJ sold it lucha libre rudo style and over sold the shot to the balls then maybe it could of worked but it was just the lame-o 80's style "I caught you" deal that is quite laughable. James Storm is so awesome where are the rent a cops? Why does Joe have these gay dancers with him? Cause they were working the Cisco Conclave? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blade2kxx 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2007 If Paul Heyman was booking I could see that happening it would start out with the typically Kurt promo then Joe comes out for the rebuttal. Then Scott Steiner starts shooting which of course would upset Rhyno then Rick Steiner comes out to help then Bubba and Devon run-in then McMgs then AJ then Tomko then Christian then Killings. All of this happens in a short 5 minutes until Abyss clears the ring leaving only Kurt Angle in the middle of the ring on his knees begging which sets up James Vanderburg's new monster Mortis who throws a fireball. Don't worry the tape machines were rolling so you won't miss any of the TOTAL NONSTOP ANGLE~ Wow... I think I booked an efed like that once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corkscrew_Senton 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2007 Lawrence Phillips would pawn his spot. Lawrence Phillips would forget it was a work and try to run over Samoa Joe for pinning him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haws bah gawd 0 Report post Posted September 4, 2007 If Paul Heyman was booking I could see that happening it would start out with the typically Kurt promo then Joe comes out for the rebuttal. Then Scott Steiner starts shooting which of course would upset Rhyno then Rick Steiner comes out to help then Bubba and Devon run-in then McMgs then AJ then Tomko then Christian then Killings. All of this happens in a short 5 minutes until Abyss clears the ring leaving only Kurt Angle in the middle of the ring on his knees begging which sets up James Vanderburg's new monster Mortis who throws a fireball. Don't worry the tape machines were rolling so you won't miss any of the TOTAL NONSTOP ANGLE~ Wow... I think I booked an efed like that once. You honestly don't know how badly I'd love to see Kanyon in TNA under this gimmick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted September 4, 2007 So what is Chris K doing these days? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
