Welcome back, Leena.

[Jingus 0]

Dude knows an awful lot about women's tennis, then.

[Sideburnious 0]

Why was Leena banned again? I know there was lots of bullshit before hand that never came to fruit but what was the actual reason? I remember something about her talking down to everyone too much, or something along those lines.

Personally I never had a problem with Leena. As NoCal Mike put it there were really too main divides and she was constantly berated no matter what she did from either side. It's no wonder that she had some resentment and outbursts to the general populous of TSM.

[Black Lushus 0]

didn't it have something to do with mucking up the TSM fantasy baseball thing or something?

[CanadianChris 0]

As I remember, she was flaming outside CS with that post scoring gimmick and Al finally had enough.

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0]

She kept subtracting points from posters. It was annoying.

[justsoyouknow 0]

yeah, it's annoying when you're taken to task for being shitty. I mean, this entire folder would be deducted like a million posts. Christ, people.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Also, she was just really rude and bitchy to many people for the hell of it.

 

But hey, great to see that a Leena thread can still go a couple pages. I don't think any topic on the board impassions posters as much as she does. That's a testament to her legacy.

[Nighthawk 0]

Although this is only sort of half to do with Leena, I think I'll point out that women's tennis is actually just a really erotic sport. I think it's the running, exertion thing, plus the outfits they wear. Like, why do they dress like that? Do you seriously not know that it's the hottest outfit I've ever seen?

 

Like, it's way hotter than Foxy Boxing and all that.

 

The only hotter sport is volleyball, because you have the running, but also jumping and bouncing on top of it, and the shorts they wear.

 

You know I actually played volleyball for years for no other reason than that. You can just run into the girls locker room, as long as they know you. They'll scream and cover themselves, but it's in a giggling way. And just be like "Oh sorry, it was a dare." and leave, and then at the pizza party that night they'll tell you how funny it was. And you can be like "Yeah, that was really funny. So funny I'm going to masturbate to it for the rest of my life."

 

It wasn't coed volleyball, but we played and practiced at the same time.

[Guest Soriano's Torn Quad]

re: tennis

 

Don't forget the nipples and the moaning.

 

Wonderful volleyball anecdote. I found the volleyball team at my high school to be sort of bitchy, though.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Except the Williams sisters. They make the most unwomanly sounds ever.

[Guest Soriano's Torn Quad]

Well, yeah; they sound like pigs fucking.

 

My favorite tennis players were Jelena Dokic and Martina Hingis.

[Slayer 0]

As far as athletics goes, nothing beats girls volleyball for sheer erotic value

[The Niggardly King 0]

I'd like for Misty May to sit on my face for a day

[Nighthawk 0]

A couple other things about volleyball:

 

When I initially strolled into the gym and saw the girls practicing, I had some sort of fit and ran back out immediately and told everyone "I'M JOINING THE VOLLEYBALL TEAM!"

 

When I did, the first day, after practice we were all just sort of messing around, playing a pickup game, and I had this very Meet the Parents moment where I leaped into the air and roared and spiked the ball into a girl's face and bloodied her nose. While she laid on the floor in tears (she wasn't very popular), one of the girls on my team said to me "Average spike... for a beginner." My response: "Shut up, bitch. Look at all that blood!" I guess they were bitchy at my school, too. I was just also a bitch, so it was ok.

 

One time we played for charity, and we were supposed to collect money from local businesses. Carl's Jr. gave us a bunch of powdered lemonade to drink at the tournament, and instead of using the amount of money that the powdered lemonade cost, we said, "Ok, Carl's Jr. charges $1.50 for a small lemonade, and there's enough here for... 300 cups." And then reported that we raised $450 on that. We totally won, too. Both the tournament and the money raising contest. Only half of that was cheating.

 

Regarding tennis, remember Anna Kournikova? (Overrated, but pretty hot. Her ass wasn't overrated, though). She was what made me first realize that tennis was hot, by itself. Because I saw pictures of her in bikinis and like, her modeling and stuff, and I said "Y'know I'd actually rather just see her in what she plays in."

[Guest poop]

Why start this thread. Like there isn't enough fucking threads about me. I used to like it when it started, but Jesus Fucking Christ, forums.thesmartmarks.com... I still like it. Kiss my tight ass. Still, points must be deducted.

 

Vitamin X - 10 point penalty.

[At Home 0]

Why start this thread. Like there isn't enough fucking threads about me. I used to like it when it started, but Jesus Fucking Christ, forums.thesmartmarks.com... I still like it. Kiss my tight ass. Still, points must be deducted.

 

Vitamin X - 10 point penalty.

Guys, I think poop is Leena.

[Guest poop]

Like, why do they dress like that? Do you seriously not know that it's the hottest outfit I've ever seen?

Yes, that's seriously why most of them do.

 

There's a reason why women's tennis remains more popular than the men's game... and it sure as fuck isn't the quality of play.

 

Then again, everyone in this pathetic country drools over Shriekapova like she's above average... which is simply wrong. Look at her.

 

I really hate women's tennis. Like how everyone here now hates wrestling, except like 100x more. Because I'm just filled with negativity. More than you'll ever know.

 

Oh, and Milky is right about volleyball players. We just need more hot ones. And some busty ones wouldn't hurt, either.

 

 

[At Home 0]

Like, why do they dress like that? Do you seriously not know that it's the hottest outfit I've ever seen?

Yes, that's seriously why most of them do.

 

There's a reason why women's tennis remains more popular than the men's game... and it sure as fuck isn't the quality of play.

 

Then again, everyone in this pathetic country drools over Shriekapova like she's above average... which is simply wrong. Look at her.

 

I really hate women's tennis. Like how everyone here now hates wrestling, except like 100x more. Because I'm just filled with negativity. More than you'll ever know.

 

Oh, and Milky is right about volleyball players. We just need more hot ones. And some busty ones wouldn't hurt, either.

 

titties

[luke-o 0]

Why start this thread. Like there isn't enough fucking threads about me. I used to like it when it started, but Jesus Fucking Christ, forums.thesmartmarks.com... I still like it. Kiss my tight ass. Still, points must be deducted.

 

Vitamin X - 10 point penalty.

Guys, I think poop is Leena.

 

[At Home 0]

[Rendclaw 0]

I don;t know who it was, but apparently Howard Stern interviewed someone who claimed to have fucked Sharapova, and he said that she just laid there like a corpse.

 

Not Hot.

[Nighthawk 0]

Yeah, when I start fucking a girl and she's doing that, I punch her in the face. Wakes her up.

[Guest]

But hey, great to see that a Leena thread can still go a couple pages. I don't think any topic on the board impassions posters as much as she does. That's a testament to her legacy.

Yep, funny stuff.

 

Wish she could have stayed, when she wasn't

 

really rude and bitchy to many people for the hell of it.

 

she was fun to have around. Getting rid of a lot of the people that caused the masses problems (including the ones that I particularly campaigned for getting rid of, and the ones that drove me nuts) kinda killed the fun of this board, if I'm being honest. So that's my apology to all of them.

 

Sure most of the people that got banned were frustrating, but not having that leaves some people with no fun. I mean, come on. I miss reading the dumbfuckery that CronoT posted, the gay ass shit WP wrote, Dama's OU bitching, Leena's rudeness...

 

yeah

 

I find myself paying less and less attention to here and posting less here, and turning my attention to other boards that I didn't use to frequent nearly as often.

[Sideburnious 0]

I don;t know who it was, but apparently Howard Stern interviewed someone who claimed to have fucked Sharapova, and he said that she just laid there like a corpse.

 

Not Hot.

 

It was the lead singer from Maroon 5.

 

 

 

And I hate it when women "starfish" it.

[Rendclaw 0]

I don;t know who it was, but apparently Howard Stern interviewed someone who claimed to have fucked Sharapova, and he said that she just laid there like a corpse.

 

Not Hot.

 

It was the lead singer from Maroon 5.

 

 

 

And I hate it when women "starfish" it.

 

Name me one guy who does.

 

And ungainly noises or not, I would still fuck Serena Williams in every hole until she begged for mercy.

[Sideburnious 0]

And King is right. This board needs the controversy back. The board has been in a slump since their departure as it brought out the best in both sides. Now this faux hardcore discussion folder : "The Chocolate Socket", is overrun by VanHalen, Luke-O, Amnesia, pbone & Matt Young. They all seem like nice guys but they're killing the folder. You could take most of their threads to general chat.

[At Home 0]

And King is right. This board needs the controversy back. The board has been in a slump since their departure as it brought out the best in both sides. Now this faux hardcore discussion folder : "The Chocolate Socket", is overrun by VanHalen, Luke-O, Amnesia, pbone & Matt Young. They all seem like nice guys but they're killing the folder. You could take most of their threads to general chat.

 

Amnesia doesn't have that many threads open, and doesn't even post that open.

[Nighthawk 0]

Hey, I'm still here, posting about blowing guys and torturing small animals when I was a kid.

 

I know I took it upon myself to save the Chocolate Socket singlehandedly, but I'm just one man. Even if that one man is Milky, I can't do that shit alone, bitch. I miss all those people too.

[Sideburnious 0]

We all do man, we all do.

[Jingus 0]

If only there was a place where they all still posted OMGWH00RINGLOL. (Well, Crono never showed up and WP has been oddly missing since Benoitgeddon, but still, we've got about half of the people who ever got banned for annoying the shit out of you here.)

 

I do sometimes wonder about Leena's seemingly pathological need to keep coming back here. Like, she was even one of the very rare exceptions who got officially let back in post-banning, even if she couldn't help Lucy-ing poor Charlie Brown's football once again.