DrVenkman PhD Posted September 22, 2007 Report Posted September 22, 2007 Damnit Marvin, I can't go fix my typo now.
Si82 Posted September 22, 2007 Report Posted September 22, 2007 It was all because of erectile disfunction. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/article...4138/longupdate It was supposed to be a beautiful night for Theodore Long and his fiancé Kristal. After months of preparation, the loving couple were finally set to say “I do”. But the evening turned horrific when the groom unexpectedly clutched his chest and fell to the ground. With an understandably upset Kristal screaming by his side, the SmackDown General Manager was motionless and unresponsive as SmackDown went off the air. After being rushed to a local medical facility, Long’s doctors claim the groom was suffering from hypertension, which was worsened by the ingestion of the erectile dysfunction medicine Viagra. “Mr. Long then suffered a myocardial infraction with cardio myopathy,” claims WWE’s Dr. Ferdinand Rios. “As a result, he is currently semi-comatose.” According to Dr. Rios, Long has been slipping in and out of consciousness since early Saturday morning. At the moment, a long-term diagnosis is difficult to make. Long is currently under around-the-clock supervision, as the next few days are critical. WWE.com will continue to update you as more information becomes available.
Atticus Chaos Posted September 22, 2007 Report Posted September 22, 2007 Didn't Vickie give him the Viagra?
USC Wuz Robbed! Posted September 22, 2007 Report Posted September 22, 2007 Why would Long take viagra right before a wedding? Wouldn't he have to go to a reception afterwards and all? He was planning to go with a boner?
Taker666 Posted September 22, 2007 Report Posted September 22, 2007 Seeing Jeff Hardy to that stupid dance during the Jagged Edge performance makes me want to see someone beat him down. Punk just sitting there looking at the crowd while everyone waves there hands was priceless. Very entertaining segment. I enjoyed it all. from Hornswoggle, Jillian, Godfather, Patterson , and even the jagged edge performance was pretty good. Oh, and just for shits and giggles...
Vern Gagne Posted September 22, 2007 Report Posted September 22, 2007 Why would Long take viagra right before a wedding? Wouldn't he have to go to a reception afterwards and all? He was planning to go with a boner? If he would used Cialis, he could of waited for the time to be right.
Danville_Wrestling Posted September 22, 2007 Report Posted September 22, 2007 Why would Long take viagra right before a wedding? Wouldn't he have to go to a reception afterwards and all? He was planning to go with a boner? If he would used Cialis, he could of waited for the time to be right. I think Vern wins the thread.
RedJed Posted September 24, 2007 Report Posted September 24, 2007 I figured for sure the Long/Kristal storyline was going to be that she slipped him something that made him collapse before they marry. In fact they arent actually married yet, right? The storyline actually has some layers as Kristal was shown a few weeks ago getting a call from her "mom" and leaving suddenly, and then Teddy saying "boy she sure talks to her mom alot" saying somewhat that she has another man on the side, that might show up with her down the road, all was a ploy to get $$$ from Long or something. Whatever the case, that segment was entertaining as hell and actually the whole show was pretty good overall this week.
Karc Posted September 24, 2007 Report Posted September 24, 2007 Has WWE learned ANYTHING? Yeah, say that someone had a heart attack and nearly died because of drugs. Brilliant. Because that isn't happening enough in the real world so that Congress is going after you. And didn't Al Wilson "die" because Dawn Marie fucked him so hard his heart gave out? Seriously, WWE Wedding time = time to watch something else.
RonL21 Posted September 24, 2007 Report Posted September 24, 2007 Has WWE learned ANYTHING? Yeah, say that someone had a heart attack and nearly died because of drugs. Brilliant. Because that isn't happening enough in the real world so that Congress is going after you. And didn't Al Wilson "die" because Dawn Marie fucked him so hard his heart gave out? Seriously, WWE Wedding time = time to watch something else. You're reaching Viagra is hardly HGH or Anabolic Steroids And That wedding was Great...I don't think there ever was one where all the SuperStars attended and seemingly disregarded Kayfabe...The segment was meant to be unique and it was...It came across great on TV
foleyfanforever88 Posted September 24, 2007 Report Posted September 24, 2007 Seriously, WWE Wedding time = most entertaining time of the year. EFA. Majority of the WWE weddings have been awesome. Kane-Lita was the best in my opinion, and even Billy and Chuck's was memorable and hilarious.
OldSchoolWrestling Posted September 24, 2007 Report Posted September 24, 2007 As was Randy-Elizabeth where Jake gave them a snake as a gift.
Taker666 Posted September 24, 2007 Report Posted September 24, 2007 You know, the only wedding segment that truly sucked was the Al/Marie wedding. But yeah. Kane/Lita, Billy/Chuck, Teddy Long/Kristal. those weddings were freakin Entertaining. Crap. Didn't Edge and Lita get marry last year or something? what the hell happened there. Totally forgot about that.
Hawk 34 Posted September 24, 2007 Report Posted September 24, 2007 You know, the only wedding segment that truly sucked was the Al/Marie wedding. But yeah. Kane/Lita, Billy/Chuck, Teddy Long/Kristal. those weddings were freakin Entertaining. Crap. Didn't Edge and Lita get marry last year or something? what the hell happened there. Totally forgot about that. Isn't that when Matt was teased but didn't actually show up?
Taker666 Posted September 24, 2007 Report Posted September 24, 2007 ah right. I now remember kane's head poping out from the bottom of the ring before coming out to destroy the wedding set. But nonthing memorial really happened like the other wedding segments.
Guest Big Chris Studd Posted September 24, 2007 Report Posted September 24, 2007 Funny as a heart attack.
Brocklock Posted September 24, 2007 Report Posted September 24, 2007 Everyone waving their hands while Vince sits in the front row looking like a complete dork swaying back and forth is gold.
RepoMan Posted September 24, 2007 Report Posted September 24, 2007 You know, the only wedding segment that truly sucked was the Al/Marie wedding. But yeah. Kane/Lita, Billy/Chuck, Teddy Long/Kristal. those weddings were freakin Entertaining. Crap. Didn't Edge and Lita get marry last year or something? what the hell happened there. Totally forgot about that. I'd add the Steph/Test wedding to that list. It really helped Trips est. himself as a top heel.
Karc Posted September 25, 2007 Report Posted September 25, 2007 If Teddy Long passed out because he was trying to hide a four-hour erection due to Viagra, I would have accepted that. It can be funny, uses drugs, and gets the point across. But Eddie Guerrero died of a heart attack. Not cool at all.
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