Corey_Lazarus Posted November 20, 2007 Report Posted November 20, 2007 Best one is definitely part 4. Then part 1, then the animated Toxic Crusaders movie, then part 3 and then part 2. Part 2 is horrendous to the point where it's unwatchable, and the changing of Toxie's chick's name from Sarah to Claire was a boneheaded move made fun of in Toxie 4.
Brett Favre Posted November 21, 2007 Report Posted November 21, 2007 I only remember one Toxic Crusader movie and that's very vaguely. The cartoon was cool, and I had an action figure too.
cabbageboy Posted November 21, 2007 Report Posted November 21, 2007 It disturbs me that so many people have fond memories of that Masters of the Universe movie. I saw that when I was about 7-8 at the theater and even as a kid I thought it sucked ass. And I was the biggest He-Man fan back then....I had literally every toy they made. The He-Man and She-Ra movie was better than the Lundgren piece of shit.
Jingus Posted November 21, 2007 Report Posted November 21, 2007 I was ambivalent about it. Really, I didn't much recognize the difference between good and bad movies when I was a kid; there were just the kinds of movies I liked (fighting and explosions) and the kinds I didn't (most everything else). But even as a kid, I could tell when They had randomly fucked with the Masters of the Universe story, and was confused by all the changes They made to the canon and characters. Dumbass new characters like Gwildor and the one-eyed swordsman dude were just plain stupid. And of course the worst part was setting most of the movie on contemporary Earth, was that just to get around budgetary restrictions, or did the studio really think all the kids would rather watch He-man in the goddamn suburbs instead of on Eternia?
Positively Kanyon Posted November 21, 2007 Report Posted November 21, 2007 Bloodsport  FUCK YEAH!  I fucking love that movie... The nut punch is the greatest move I have ever seen. Â
Brett Favre Posted November 21, 2007 Report Posted November 21, 2007 Funniest part in that movie was when he went all blind towards the end. He was like "Ahhhhh" with the funniest look on his face.
Coffin Surfer Posted November 21, 2007 Report Posted November 21, 2007 I like how the "blind" scene just drags and drags with endless slow motion shots of him making confused pained faces and screaming. Great stuff if your making comedy. I also like how the Biker dude gets beats down, what a dumbass.
Insanity Posted November 21, 2007 Report Posted November 21, 2007 Nightmare Before Christmas - I used to love it as a kid. Watched it so many times. Not crazy about it nowadays. No, it isn't because of Hot Topic. Â Also Daffy Duck's Quackbusters. Fuck, I watched that film a million times.
Brett Favre Posted November 21, 2007 Report Posted November 21, 2007 Â Looking back at this, Bolo got dominated. 5:00 is where it's at.
Corey_Lazarus Posted November 21, 2007 Report Posted November 21, 2007 Very good, but brick not hit back I actually used this quote to explain to my friend Chris why I prefer Time Crisis, House of the Dead, Area 51, and similar shooting games over Point Blank and Police Trainer. He didn't get it. And he's almost as big a film geek as I am within our circle of friends.
ChrisMWaters Posted November 21, 2007 Report Posted November 21, 2007 Do TV movies count? Â For me, one TV movie that defined my childhood was "The Jetsons Meet The Flintstones" Â I must have rented that thing 100 times.
luke-o Posted November 21, 2007 Report Posted November 21, 2007 Oh, I forgot The Transformers: The Movie. I can still quote that shit line for line.
Twisted Intestine Posted November 21, 2007 Report Posted November 21, 2007 Nightmare before Christmas Bio Dome Waynes World
King Kamala Posted November 21, 2007 Report Posted November 21, 2007 Most of mine have been mentioned but I'd like to add an unfortunate one. Cartoon All Stars To The Rescue. I loved that shit as a kid. I even convinced my pre-K teacher to show it to the class. And I watched it at least two or three times a year until I was 12. . How embarrassing.
Ravenbomb Posted November 21, 2007 Report Posted November 21, 2007 Do TV movies count? For me, one TV movie that defined my childhood was "The Jetsons Meet The Flintstones"  I must have rented that thing 100 times. Really? I just recorded it off of TV at my Grandma's house.
LivingLegendGaryColeman Posted November 21, 2007 Report Posted November 21, 2007 Most of mine have been mentioned but I'd like to add an unfortunate one. Cartoon All Stars To The Rescue. I loved that shit as a kid. I even convinced my pre-K teacher to show it to the class. And I watched it at least two or three times a year until I was 12. . How embarrassing. Â
Ravenbomb Posted November 22, 2007 Report Posted November 22, 2007 Is that the one where they're all talking about how smoking is bad?
King Kamala Posted November 22, 2007 Report Posted November 22, 2007 Well yeah sort of but they talk about crack which is kind of jarring. I don't remember that but then again I haven't watched it in seven or eight years. Why do the hell did they think little kids should learn about not smoking crack? And if they were trying to relate to older kids, Alf, The Smurfs, Bugs Bunny, Winnie The Pooh, Slimer, and The Muppet Babies aren't going to do it. Â This special was really the last hurrah of 80s cartoons. When was it made? '91? '92?
Positively Kanyon Posted November 22, 2007 Report Posted November 22, 2007 Looking back at this, Bolo got dominated. 5:00 is where it's at. Â He jobbed twice to Van Damme... Once in Bloodsport and again in Double Impact. Van Damme was the fucking man back in the day. Â I would have love to have seen a REAL sequel to Bloodsport.
Twisted Intestine Posted November 22, 2007 Report Posted November 22, 2007 Oh, how could I forget! Â Bill & Teds bogus journy (I never saw excellent adventure until much later, and still like bogus journy alot better.)
King Kamala Posted November 22, 2007 Report Posted November 22, 2007 Oh, how could I forget! Bill & Teds bogus journy (I never saw excellent adventure until much later, and still like bogus journy alot better.)  Aw man, same here. I still watch Bogus Journey once a year or so and get a real kick out of that move. The guy who played The Grim Reaper just walks away with every scene he's in (William Sadler I thinK?)
luke-o Posted November 24, 2007 Report Posted November 24, 2007 "You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper"
Zack Malibu Posted November 24, 2007 Report Posted November 24, 2007 Can't believe I forgot to mention the Police Academy movies. Those were essentials for me as a kid. Jones was always my favorite. It was awesome seeing him in the new Geico (IIRC) commercial.
Brett Favre Posted November 24, 2007 Report Posted November 24, 2007 Another TV movie, the "Langoliers".
King Kamala Posted November 26, 2007 Report Posted November 26, 2007 Most of mine have been mentioned but I'd like to add an unfortunate one. Cartoon All Stars To The Rescue. I loved that shit as a kid. I even convinced my pre-K teacher to show it to the class. And I watched it at least two or three times a year until I was 12. . How embarrassing. Â Â Fuck, I watched this last night and the part where Michaelangelo tries to do the anti-drug talk cracked me up. I was laughing for ten minutes straight. And where the fuck were the rest of the Ninja Turtles anyway? Did they run out of money to hire the voice actors who did Raphael, Leonardo, and Donatello? It seemed odd just to have Michaelangelo there. Â And I found out via IMDB that George C. Scott plays the Smoke. Quite a fall from Patton.
Angle-plex Posted November 26, 2007 Report Posted November 26, 2007 What ever happened to the hanna barbera olympics from 96 anyways? They had a scooby doo team and two other one and I used to love that shit, but never saw it again.
Brocklock Posted November 26, 2007 Report Posted November 26, 2007 Hearing Simon from Alvin and The Chipmunks talk about marijuana was a highlight for me of that special.
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