Kinetic's Pursuit of Perfection

[Kinetic]

 

I'm excited.

[Twisted Intestine]

So how many times did you record that, before you got one you were happy with?

[Kinetic]

I think we did ten takes. The blooper reel is something else.

[King Kamala]

If anything that thread got that jingle stuck inside my head for the first time in over ten years and for that, I thank you.

[geniusMoment]

Next time you make a video could you do it without a shirt? I'm not gay or anything, it's just that, well, you know.

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

Oh, this might be too much to handle.

[Mik]

Is it possible that this very thread can ruin the pursuit?

[Kinetic]

No.

[Twisted Intestine]

It's not possible because this thread doesn't count, or it's not possible because this thread will be a multi-page success?

[Kinetic]

The latter. I have a lot of confidence in this thread's ability to succeed. "The Incredible Threadable Egg" was a pretty significant accomplishment, but I feel like this one's going to blow it out of the water.

[King Kamala]

I don't know man, will this thread get a decade old commercial jingle stuck in my head like the Egg thread did? I doubt it.

[Twisted Intestine]

[Giuseppe Zangara]

The pallor of your skin causes me some concern. What does your diet consist of?

[Guest Vitamin X]

Snazzy suit.

 

Although, most threads in the food folder are fairly successful in and of themselves.

[Nighthawk]

Kinetic, you are just cute as the dickens. I mean, I'm not gay (anymore), but I can acknowledge it.

 

You're not hot or anything, but cute as a bug's ear, which is actually just as good, in a totally different way. I'd classify myself as "lovable rogue". These are all different classifications of male attractiveness.

[Kinetic]

The pallor of your skin causes me some concern. What does your diet consist of?

 

I had a merciless hangover all day today, so I'm a little whiter than usual. I mostly eat tuna sandwiches.

 

[MrRant]

I trust only solid white/albacore?

[Henry Spencer]

Shave your neck stubble.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

You have a lisp.

[Kinetic]

 

That must be on your end. I have a beautiful speaking voice.

[Your Paragon of Virtue]

Get a head start and shave your head. Just accept that you're gonna be bald within the next five years.

[Kinetic]

More lies!

[Slayer]

What the hell happened to you between the time of that underwear pic and now?

 

Also

Shave your neck stubble.

 

[Kinetic]

I stopped shaving my neck and started balding.

[King Kamala]

I'm in the minority here but I'll tell you there's nothing wrong with a neck beard my friend. There's nothing wrong with a neck beard.

 

 

 

[Your Paragon of Virtue]

Kinetic should take some of the hair off of his neck and put it on his forehead.

[Your Paragon of Virtue]

To be fair I'm sporting the neck beard now also, but that's because of exams.

[Slayer]

How old is the underwear pic

 

re: balding, are you actually balding or is your hairline just pulling back? When I got hit with high-foreheadedness myself I began to take notice of the different types of balding men out there, and I noticed there's a difference between a guy just having his hairline pull back (I've seen plenty of older guys with high hairlines, but still thick behind that hairline) and actual balding (hairline pulling back along with overall hair thinning/disappearance)

[treble]

Why the bathroom?

[Kinetic]

The underwear picture is about four years old.

 

I've had the same hairline since adolescence. I'm not at all worried about balding.

 

The bathroom was the one area in the apartment in which I knew I would not be disturbed while taping my video for the people on the wrestling message board.