Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 There comes a point where getting older stops being a reason for celebration.
Dandy Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 28 here. I have had the birthday where you don't do anything special. Kind of sad to think that one day we will not look forward to birthdays in the slightest.
Nighthawk Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 I know we're both pretty sarcastic, but I do legitimately wish you a happy birthday! You've always entertained me. So you're like 31, right?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 30, 2007 Author Report Posted December 30, 2007 Condom, since you shared, I'll own up to turning 29. Even if I hadn't said that, I'm sure my personal historian Sensei John Kreese would've revealed it.
Jingus Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 28 here. I have had the birthday where you don't do anything special. Kind of sad to think that one day we will not look forward to birthdays in the slightest. You just described my last birthday word-for-word. 28, didn't do anything, didn't want to.
Dandy Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 28 here. I have had the birthday where you don't do anything special. Kind of sad to think that one day we will not look forward to birthdays in the slightest. You just described my last birthday word-for-word. 28, didn't do anything, didn't want to. No, my last birthday was pretty cool. 27 was a total snoozer as only two of my friends could do anything that night.
Kinetic Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 Happy birthday! And so close to Jesus's birthday, too. How nice.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 30, 2007 Author Report Posted December 30, 2007 I went out, ate and had a few drinks with some friends, but they we're all "hey, let's go to a club" and I was all "hey, I'm going to go home and have a quiet night of reflection and reading." Which was better than saying what I knew I'd end up doing: drinking some more, listening to some music and dicking around on the internet.
Slayer Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 Mrs Slayer was off in Europe on my last bday, so I went out for a solo dinner... the thing that stuck in my mind was watching a group of HS girls come into the restaurant and, while checking out their T&A, hit the cold hard realization that the kids going into HS this year were being spit out around when I started HS. Then I went back to checking out their T&A
Slayer Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 I sacrificed my integrity to save a few keystrokes
Nighthawk Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 I was at In-N-Out on my last birthday, shamelessly checking out a volleyball team who were probably in the 15-16 year old range. I did go up to them and say "Can I get any of you cunts a drink?", but it was a dare.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 30, 2007 Author Report Posted December 30, 2007 Of my inner circle of friends, I'm the closest to 30; the rest are in their mid-20s. I hate them for their youth and beauty.
The Man in Blak Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 Oh, hey - didn't catch this over at the other place, but happy birthday, man.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 30, 2007 Author Report Posted December 30, 2007 Thanks, guys. I'ma post some cock pics to show my appreciation.
Rendclaw Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 Wait until you;re staring 40 right in the face. Whippersnappers. And Milky, I mean this in a nice way, but you have to be the biggest sociopath I have ever seen.
BUTT Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 I'll be sure to save the forthcoming pics of Inc's weiner for future use in my new dedicated wiki, IncanPedia, coming 2008.
Copper Feel Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 I'm only 16, and I've already had the "do virtually nothing" birthday. I went to Alton Towers two days later, but still, my birthday itself was negligible. Happy 29th anyway man.
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 Mine is this Tuesday. No plans yet. Maybe I'll try heroin.
EL BRUJ0 Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 Where are the cock pictures? There shall be no birthday wishes til the cock is shown.
Retard Girl Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 Where are the cock pictures? There shall be no birthday wishes til the cock is shown. http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...80&start=80
godthedog Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 happy birthday, son. if you chicken out, you can post picture of my cock instead and pretend it's yours. it's very impressive.
PLAGIARISM! Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 Heh, no fucker would be released from a session with me via the explanation 'Reflection and Reading'! Still, many happy returns.
Jingus Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 I did go up to them and say "Can I get any of you cunts a drink?", but it was a dare. Lines from Shaun of the Dead shouldn't count as being offensive anyway.
luke-o Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 Happy Birthday. My birthdays now just consist of going to a local pub and then for a curry. That's all I ever want to do.
Matt Young Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 I'm 23. Pretty much every birthday after 21 is useless.
Gary Floyd Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 24. I'm 25 in April. Oh, and Happy Birthday.
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