The Niggardly King Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 I'm considering creating a Matt Damon from The Departed gimmick. He was awesome since he called everyone a FAG, and would call them FIREMEN FAGS, and then he would yell, GO SAWKS, though now I imagine it would be WEEELKERRR AND GO PATS. Yup, I'm this close to creating it.
Cheech Tremendous Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 He was originally DocOck, which I think is a Spider-Man character, but everyone started calling him DoCock, so he had it changed to DopUssy, but I just called him DoCock for Best Known Nickname purposes in this. Once, I suggested that he rename himself "Lumpy." That's so retarded. Who in the hell names themselves Do Cock? Especially at this board. How does DopUssy make anything better? Why wouldn't you capitalize the P? I don't know. I find the whole thing very confusing.
The Niggardly King Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 It's Doc Ock for all you guys with the faggot like minds.
Brett Favre Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 I'm considering creating a Matt Damon from The Departed gimmick. He was awesome since he called everyone a FAG, and would call them FIREMEN FAGS, and then he would yell, GO SAWKS, though now I imagine it would be WEEELKERRR AND GO PATS. Yup, I'm this close to creating it. I rather see a Dignam gimmick. "You thenk am facking retawded?
Dandy Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 I believe the change to "DopUssy" was his attempt to be humorous with everyone calling him "DoCock" instead of "DocOck." You see, "DopUssy" has the same style as "DocOck" if it were to actually say Do Cock. Understand?
The Niggardly King Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 I'm considering creating a Matt Damon from The Departed gimmick. He was awesome since he called everyone a FAG, and would call them FIREMEN FAGS, and then he would yell, GO SAWKS, though now I imagine it would be WEEELKERRR AND GO PATS. Yup, I'm this close to creating it. I rather see a Dignam gimmick. "You thenk am facking retawded? I might just end up creating the whole cast of The Departed. Though every Martin Sheen post would be just a gif of him plummeting to his death.
EVIL~! alkeiper Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 We have to do this, there's an injustice going at forums.thesmartmarks.com and we must correct for if not, we have lost all for which we stand for. Will you fight this grave mistake with me? According to board statistics, we have 5,053 registered members. I think we've averaged around 50 votes per round. A 1% voter turnout isn't anything to scoff at. We're lucky many of the posters in the WWE folder are even smart enough to turn on their computer, let alone find this part of the board. This is a quality zing. Well done.
DrVenkman PhD Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 nl5xsk1's DQ'd votes puts me at a 26-25 lead. This is a run out the clock situation.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 I'm considering creating a Matt Damon from The Departed gimmick. He was awesome since he called everyone a FAG, and would call them FIREMEN FAGS, and then he would yell, GO SAWKS, though now I imagine it would be WEEELKERRR AND GO PATS. Yup, I'm this close to creating it. I rather see a Dignam gimmick. "You thenk am facking retawded? I might just end up creating the whole cast of The Departed. Though every Martin Sheen post would be just a gif of him plummeting to his death. You're better suited for Anthony Anderson's character... Fatty.
Guest Cock Ring Warehouse Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 nl5xsk1's DQ'd votes puts me at a 26-25 lead. This is a run out the clock situation. 4 hours and 10 minutes left, Schottenheimer.
Brett Favre Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 Just enough time to send out those PMs.
The Niggardly King Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 I'm considering creating a Matt Damon from The Departed gimmick. He was awesome since he called everyone a FAG, and would call them FIREMEN FAGS, and then he would yell, GO SAWKS, though now I imagine it would be WEEELKERRR AND GO PATS. Yup, I'm this close to creating it. I rather see a Dignam gimmick. "You thenk am facking retawded? I might just end up creating the whole cast of The Departed. Though every Martin Sheen post would be just a gif of him plummeting to his death. You're better suited for Anthony Anderson's character... Fatty. Hey, you know what character you'd be perfect for? FIREMAN FAG #2, Greeky!
Ginger Snaps Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 I probably should have voted before now. Picks: Milky Venkman Kamala treble Kinetic Vitamin X Black Lushus Al Keiper I want it to be Milky vs. Lushus in the finals. They've both been nice to me in the past.
Brett Favre Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 Aw. This tournament needs more people who hate each other.
DrVenkman PhD Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 And I shall be nice to you in the future.
The Niggardly King Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 You were supposed to vote last round
Guest Cock Ring Warehouse Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 Thanks for voting against me, Ginger. The sooner I'm out, the less I have to worry about tabulating this shit again.
DrVenkman PhD Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 Just enough time to send out those PMs. I usually contact people via IRC or MSN. That's what I did last year, anyway... I don't think I need to resort to giving AndrewTS a "4 hour warning" on voting... just yet.
Cheech Tremendous Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 I want it to be Milky vs. Lushus in the finals. They've both been nice to me in the past. Why does it not surprise me that Ginger can only find two posters at TSM who have been nice to her in the past?
The Niggardly King Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 I've been nice! I'M ALWAYS FUCKING NICE! SEE??!!
Guest Cock Ring Warehouse Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 I want it to be Milky vs. Lushus in the finals. They've both been nice to me in the past. Why does it not surprise me that Ginger can only find two posters at TSM who have been nice to her in the past? I'm surprised that the only two are Milky and Lushus. What an odd pair.
Dandy Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 Man of 104 Friends is writing a fucking dissertation!
Cheech Tremendous Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 And now he's writing nothing! It was too hot for TSM
DrVenkman PhD Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 El D, I just read your concession speech. Good stuff. THAT's what these tournaments are all about, because ultimately, 63 people have to lose. It's good to know for every Cena's Writer, there's a EHME's Torn Condom.
Cheech Tremendous Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 El D, I just read your concession speech. Good stuff. THAT's what these tournaments are all about, because ultimately, 63 people have to lose. It's good to know for every Cena's Writer, there's a EHME's Torn Condom. No, there are 5,052 people who have to lose. Some people don't even get the privilege on the being in the unlucky 63. Like cabbageboy.
Brett Favre Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 El D, I just read your concession speech. Good stuff. THAT's what these tournaments are all about, because ultimately, 63 people have to lose. It's good to know for every Cena's Writer, there's a EHME's Torn Condom. What the hell is that supposed to mean? If you lost to Matt Young you'd be pissed too.
Guest Cock Ring Warehouse Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 If I had known that Matt Young was going to recruit votes, then I would've voted for you. I figured there was no fucking way he wouldn't get blown out. Sorry, dude. Learned my lesson.
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