TSM Poster Tournament 2008 Semifinals

[Guest Cock Ring Warehouse]

So here we are at the Final Four, after an exciting round full of tight races and bitching Niskies. Here are the results and combined margins

 

(edit: everything you knew is false)

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

I had it 25-25 on my count. I'm sure Lushus would win the tiebreaker anyway though.

[Guest Cock Ring Warehouse]

Slayer wants a recount too, so recounts we shall have. No voting just yet.

[The Niggardly King 0]

 

ALRIGHT RECOUNT!

[UZI Suicide 0]

Are there allowed to be two minorities in the final four? Assuming King is either black or mexican.

[Slayer 0]

Czech's a Jew

[NYU 0]

Yes, yes. I want a recount of my match against Kamala too.

[King Kamala 0]

What does it matter? I've been out of the tournament for a while! And I beat you fair and square, asshat!

[Guest Cock Ring Warehouse]

Recounts were held, and there are big ramifications to this.

 

INDIANA BASIN SILT REGIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP

#1 Milky d. #2 Dr. Venkman, 29-21

Milky won the region by a combined 87 votes

 

HELP, I'M A ROCK REGIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP

#4 King d. #2 Slayer, 26-24

King won the region by a combined 52 votes

 

CULTURE BEAT REGIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP

#1 Czech d. #2 Vitamin X, 27-23

Czech won the region by a combined 77 votes

 

POWDERFINGER REGIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP

#1 Black Lushus and #2 Al Keiper are tied 25-25

Black Lushus would win the region by a combined 73 votes

Al Keiper would win the region by a combined 34 votes

 

Okay, so this time it's a tiebreaker for real. We'll try two out of three this time. First to get two votes from people who didn't vote in the last round wins the last round 26-25, not that it matters. If Black Lushus can grab two people from The Pit who are actually active members here, then nothing changes from what was posted, seeding-wise. If Al can grab two people from the baseball thread, then he'll face The Dave McLaughlin Buzzsaw in the 1 v. 4, and King will be matched up with me.

 

OK GO. but not that shitty band.

 

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

In ECW we'd have settled this with a 3 way dance.

 

...

 

But watching them scramble to find voters is kinda awesome in its own rite.

[godthedog 0]

al.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Since I mostly clomp around the Sports folder, Weird Al Keiper gets my vote.

[Guest Cock Ring Warehouse]

Al wins.

[theintensifier 0]

BL.

[theintensifier 0]

I missed it by two minutes.

[King Kamala 0]

I like OK Go. I guess it's one of the things I have in common with Mik.

 

 

Does this mean we can vote yet?

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

Clearly handled in the least democratic way possible.

 

Lushus isn't even on the board.

 

I'd like to imagine he went to sleep prior to the recount thinking he'd won.

 

We need a picture of Al holding a copy of Dewey defeats Truman to make my fantasy world complete.

[theintensifier 0]

Good thing BL is eliminated, or else I would have had to say how convenient it was for you (Czech) and him to be matched up.

[Guest Cock Ring Warehouse]

 

Final Four. Here it is. Voting ends Saturday at midnight Eastern, 11 Central.

[Guest Cock Ring Warehouse]

Good thing BL is eliminated, or else I would have had to say how convenient it was for you (Czech) and him to be matched up.

Why is it convenient? I subconsciously miscounted a vote in favor of my opponent the first time around, for fuck's sake.

[NYU 0]

So did you recount NYU-Kamala yet?

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Al

Czech

[King Kamala 0]

Lest we forget that Lushus doesn't care about the tournament! He really doesn't.

 

 

Milky- Poor alkeiper squeaks into the Final Four only to get crushed by The Mighty Milky. Both are Top 10 posters but Milky is Top 3 for me so he gets the win.

 

King- I always like Cinderella stories and Czech told us not to vote for him so he'll get his wish.

[theintensifier 0]

Good thing BL is eliminated, or else I would have had to say how convenient it was for you (Czech) and him to be matched up.

Why is it convenient? I subconsciously miscounted a vote in favor of my opponent the first time around, for fuck's sake.

I thought you were Mr. Perfect? That's what you always claim anyway.

 

Also, why did the brackets get changed around? You were going to be facing BL, but now since BL isn't in the final four, you're not facing his replacement. That's odd.

[theintensifier 0]

Milky

King

[alfdogg 0]

Dammit. No Maff vs Maff final.

 

Al

King

[Slayer 0]

I'm pushing for the Czech dynasty now, his will be damned

 

As for that other bracket, Al, I suppose

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

Clearly handled in the least democratic way possible.

 

Lushus isn't even on the board.

 

I'd like to imagine he went to sleep prior to the recount thinking he'd won.

 

We need a picture of Al holding a copy of Dewey defeats Truman to make my fantasy world complete.

[Guest Cock Ring Warehouse]

I thought you were Mr. Perfect? That's what you always claim anyway.

I have never claimed that. I hate myself too much to do that.

 

Also, why did the brackets get changed around? You were going to be facing BL, but now since BL isn't in the final four, you're not facing his replacement. That's odd.

 

The Final Four is next, and we will again re-seed for the semi-finals. Re-seeding will be done based on total votes for minus total votes against through four rounds of voting. If there's a tie, we'll use the margin of victory from this round to break that tie. If that's a tie, we'll use the round of 16, and so on down the line. In the event that every margin of victory is identical, then go fuck yourself.

Much like keeping your car on the road, reading is a skill.

[King Kamala 0]

theintesifier lives up to his name and exposes the truth. Czech is afraid of black people!