At Home 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2008 Don't use "downhome" and "girl" next to each other here. Is the jury out on "I'm down, homegirl"? You know what else makes a girl look hot? When she's naked, but covering herself up with giant fans. Welcome to the go-to fantasy of 90% of Hawaii's caucasian population. No joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2008 You look like you can suck a dick good... Wanna put that theory to test? Like you'd lose in a dicksucking contest. Fake girl is kinda cute. Shame it's a twisted sociopath at the keyboard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2008 Who are you talking about with that one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2008 I'm glad that EricMM asked that, Kotz could potentially have been talking about anybody. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2008 I assume it's the Paul / Ginger rumours. I assume you all assumed that too and were making a humorous "sociopath at a keyboard? That could be anyone!" observation, so I apologize in advance for answering a joke (a good one too). Also, are we still running with this being Fake Kotz since real Kotz is gone, or did I miss something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Turbo Lion 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2008 You know what else makes a girl look hot? When she's naked, but covering herself up with giant fans. Industrial fans. Turned on high. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2008 One of my friends is an Industrial fan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuck415 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2008 Oh yeah? I have been an Industrial fan since their first album! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2008 You know what else makes a girl look hot? When she's naked, but covering herself up with giant fans. ??????????????????????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2008 He obviously does not get the awesomeness of naked chicks behind fans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Blue Man Czech Report post Posted February 5, 2008 Patrick, we're pretty sure she's not the twisted sociopath after all. Maybe she is, I don't know, but she's not that guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2008 Does Mole have a picture of her saved on his computer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luke-o 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2008 You know what else makes a girl look hot? When she's naked, but covering herself up with giant fans. ??????????????????????? I may not be your biggest fan, but I LOL'd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2008 Aw its nice to see I haven't been forgotten ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2008 We have women on this board? REALLY? I just assumed that like everywhere else on the internet they were creepy 40-something year old men trolling for underage boys. If I'm mistaken, I welcome the fairer gender to the board. And I'm going to have to say I'm pro-glasses as well for Ginger. I'm partial to the "potentially crazy librarian" look. That chick from the movie "Tom Cats"? Yeah, I would have hung around, not run off screaming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2008 Ginger hasn't posted in awhile... I think we scared her off. Another one bites the dust. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luke-o 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2008 I know she's not well liked, but I kinda wish Kristianna posted more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2008 Fuck that bitch... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2008 Aw its nice to see I haven't been forgotten ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bullshiterica Report post Posted March 24, 2008 Lose Welshy and Ginger Snaps, get TaigaStar and Tranny Eclectic. I feel like TSM just got Billy Beaned. Welshy, come back. We miss you and your driving adventures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 Welshy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 Lose Welshy and Ginger Snaps, get TaigaStar and Tranny Eclectic. I feel like TSM just got Billy Beaned. It's your sentence for driving away all the good ones by thinking they're Paul or some shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bullshiterica Report post Posted March 24, 2008 Heh. We had false intelligence. Heh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnnieEclectic 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2008 and the shitty thing for you guys is you know we're going to stick around. lulz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2008 You know, I might have considered getting a sex change except I wouldn't be remotely passable. I wouldn't have been a "lesbian" though. I'd fuck the exact same people and things I do now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnnieEclectic 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2008 You know, I might have considered getting a sex change except I wouldn't be remotely passable. I wouldn't have been a "lesbian" though. I'd fuck the exact same people and things I do now. there's FFS - facial feminization surgery. I'm thankful I don't have to do that though - I actually hate surgery and hospitals freak me out. Figures I'd be trans then Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2008 Does the acronym GLBT make you as hungry as it makes me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2008 I'm surprised Milky just doesn't get a pussy and not change the rest of his appearance. Its something I could see him doing, and I wouldn't be surprised. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnnieEclectic 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2008 Does the acronym GLBT make you as hungry as it makes me? You're not alone. But what's the "G" stand for then? Gouda? collard Greens? Grapes? ... actually, grapes on a BLT would probably be good somehow. Now -I'm- hungry... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
