How would YOU kill the ENTIRE WWE in 5-10 minutes?

[Ravenbomb 0]

Turkey on a Pole matches every show.

[TheFranchise 0]

Turkey on a Pole matches every match.

[Celtic Guardian 0]

Big Dick Johnson against Big Daddy V in a bra and panties match.

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

Place a bomb under the ring, and have a battle royal?

 

 

I was waiting to see how long someone said bomb.

 

Congratulations.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Have the Paul Burchill/Katie Lea angle with the McMahons, but take it up a notch and throw live sex in to the mix. I would call it...

 

The Aristocrats.

 

that would be better if it were Vince/Linda/Sjhane/Steph/HHH

 

especially with HHH.

[Craig Th 0]

Katie Bell

[CheesalaIsGood 0]

[TheFranchise 0]

Buy the company and then shut it down.

 

Can we close this damn thread already?

[Slickster 0]

Vince wakes up and it was all a dream. We then watch the WWE start over from 1980 with everything that has ever happened officially retconned.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

1980? So before they expanded? Yeah that'll do the trick.

[Slickster 0]

Right. Forget Monday Night Raw, we'd now have Championship Wrestling taped in Hamburg, PA.

[Perfection 0]

Have Vince come out and admit to the world that it's all fake and that there is not one single thing about the wwe that is real or authentic. Maybe even producing a real script of the show. Although everyone besides kids probably already knows this, having the owner come out and admit to the world on raw would be stabbing the business in the heart. Also admit that the drug testing policy is a joke and that every wrestler is jacked to the gills on steroids and does tons of illegal drugs. And admitting that the top stars are where they are at only because they kiss his ass on a nightly basis behind the scenes. Then they proceed to come out and all bow before him, faces and heels alike. Short of literally killing everyone, that would probably about do it.

 

You probably put a lot of thought into this, huh?

 

yeah all 45 seconds worth

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

Right. Forget Monday Night Raw, we'd now have Championship Wrestling taped in Hamburg, PA.

Considering I live less than an hour from the Ag Hall in Allentown, this would be the greatest development ever.

 

Getting kicked off major networks would seriously harm the WWE. For me personally, another terrorism angle might do it. I quit watching for 18 months after the Mohammad Hassan crap.

[King Kamala 0]

Right. Forget Monday Night Raw, we'd now have Championship Wrestling taped in Hamburg, PA.

Another terrorism angle might do it. I quit watching for 18 months after the Mohammad Hassan crap.

 

A group of terrorists hijaack a plane and fly it into Titan Towers. Vince sends Mike Admale to the Afghanistan/Pakistan border to find this group of terrorists, where he ends up kidnapped and eventually beheaded, live on RAW. This leads to an enraged Vince leading a team of Hulk Hogan, Sgt. Slaughter, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, and a rehired The Patriot to battle the evil masterminds who plotted the attack at WrestleMania XXV.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Main Event for WM24:

 

Hornswaggle vs. David Arquette --- WWE and World Heavyweight Title Unification Match

 

I'd just job everyone to Hornswoggle.

 

Not even joke matches, let him legitimately beat everyone.

WM 25:

 

 

 

 

versus

 

 

 

 

For the WWE Championship: Hell... in a CELL!

[LaParkaMarka 0]

He wouldn't be able to sell for her properly. Maybe for the ladder though.

[Guest frostdude1]

Give Cena the title for a year. oh wait ..

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Vince wakes up and it was all a dream. We then watch the WWE start over from 1980 with everything that has ever happened officially retconned.

 

Only if they have Vince and Linda reenact the finale of Newhart. Only way that would be acceptable.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Give Cena the title for a year. oh wait ..

And it lead to their most profitable year ever (IIRC), so yeah that would be a TERRIBLE idea.

[Guest frostdude1]

Give Cena the title for a year. oh wait ..

And it lead to their most profitable year ever (IIRC), so yeah that would be a TERRIBLE idea.

 

Im sure it was ALL because of Cena. Im sure it had nothing to do with DX being the hottest item since their return.

[Cran Da Maniac 0]

Main Event for WM24:

 

Hornswaggle vs. David Arquette --- WWE and World Heavyweight Title Unification Match

 

I'd just job everyone to Hornswoggle.

 

Not even joke matches, let him legitimately beat everyone.

WM 25:

 

 

 

 

versus

 

 

 

 

For the WWE Championship: Hell... in a CELL!

 

 

Sadly, I'd watch, especially if Ramu wins and proceeds to go over the entire roster

[haws bah gawd 0]

Give Cena the title for a year. oh wait ..

And it lead to their most profitable year ever (IIRC), so yeah that would be a TERRIBLE idea.

 

Im sure it was ALL because of Cena. Im sure it had nothing to do with DX being the hottest item since their return.

 

Honestly, Cena's year-long reign had me ordering more PPVs than I had in a while. Why? Because I was hoping that some built-up monster heel would FINALLY beat him. Instead, we had the DONE TO FUCKING DEATH, "overcoming of the odds" finish to every single match he was in. It got old. I guess you could say I'm living in the past, but I long for the Attitude Era. I miss the anti-heroes. I just can't stand a squeaky-clean top face. I like someone with a bit of an edge and mean streak to them.

 

With Orton on top, we have a champ who has to punch someone in the balls or have some cheap stipulation in each of his matches to get a win, but at least its something different. It's hard to pick the lesser of the 2 evils.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Give Cena the title for a year. oh wait ..

And it lead to their most profitable year ever (IIRC), so yeah that would be a TERRIBLE idea.

 

Im sure it was ALL because of Cena. Im sure it had nothing to do with DX being the hottest item since their return.

Yes, I'm sure the 1 PPV in Jan. where DX wrestled and the 3 subsequent solo nights that DX "reformed" late in the year is what did it.

[Guest This is Bo]

When was the last time the WWE had a heel like that? The one with the mean streak that isnt afraid of any face, that would cheat, granted, but still does not show any fear in face wrestlers? I miss that, and frankly I dont remember one.

[2GOLD 0]

 

You could have Vince come out and masturbate over every picture of the celebrities he finds attractive while the divas stand in a line to one by one to give him a rim job. You could have all of that happen for 2 HOURS STRAIGHT with no commercials and it STILL wouldn't kill the WWE.

 

It would take an actual tragedy of epic scale to force the company to close. And I'm not even joking about those things.

[The Truthiness 0]

Give Jericho the title.

[pappajacks 0]

You could have Vince come out and masturbate over every picture of the celebrities he finds attractive while the divas stand in a line to one by one to give him a rim job. You could have all of that happen for 2 HOURS STRAIGHT with no commercials and it STILL wouldn't kill the WWE.

 

It would take an actual tragedy of epic scale to force the company to close. And I'm not even joking about those things.

 

The company was a hair away from closing down in the mid 1990s.

[Slickster 0]

Right, but that was before the boom. WWE has enough of a nest egg saved up now that they can coast through some lean years without coming close to closure.

[Maztinho 0]

Put a little spin on an old Ministry reject gimmick...

 

 

Two words:

 

 

 

Naked Viscera

[Insanity 0]

Next week on Raw, Regal gives Orton a warm-up title match against Super Crazy. Super wins and then Regal says the new Wrestlemania match is Super Crazy vs one of the Highlanders.