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No joke. About 10 years ago my friends and I used to mess around in the back yard and film ourselves wrestling and I played the evil, sleazy promoter... Johnny Bagadonuts.

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I'd like for you to stop using that moniker. I know it isn't exactly the same as mine, but I wouldn't want to run into someone and have them think I am Johnny Bagadonuts. I'd be really embarassed.

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I'm keeping tabs on how long he is keeping up his AV, because I was the one who forced him to use it, dumbass.

 

He lost an AV bet to me on the Nogueria Vs. Sylvia fight at UFC 81, and as a result of the lost... He had to put up that AV for 2 weeks, he could've changed his AV weeks ago, but for some reason has decided not. Which greatly confuses me.

 

So know the whole story, before you start making false statements, fucknuts.

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Where have you guys been? It's been the talk of the board! Remember this juicy revelation:

 

King of All Blacks, a poster on Internet message board The Smart Marks, says he's gay and in a "very stable" relationship with a reality show star.

 

Blacks tells People magazine that he didn't earlier disclose his sexuality because he didn't want to affect the board's popularity.

 

"I knew that I was on this popular board and I had 50 other guys' posting careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I was gay), it would overpower everything," he tells the magazine.

 

 

The Smart Marks is known for a string of threads from 2002-2003, including "Cock Shots" and "This Saturday...I'm Gonna Do It!" The board went on hiatus in 2005. Blacks has also found headlines for undertaking astronaut training and failing to raise money for a trip into space.

 

Blacks says he wondered if his coming out could prompt "the end of The Smart Marks." He explains, "So I had that weight on me of like, "'Wow, if I ever let anyone know, it's bad.' So I just never did."

 

 

The poster says he's in a "very stable" relationship with 19-year-old singer Danny Noriega, a recently eliminated contestant on the 7th season of "American Idol."

 

Blacks and Evander Holyfield's Missing Ear, the fellow Smart Marks alum who urged him to come out, are developing a sitcom pilot inspired by the screwball comedy "The Odd Couple," in which his character will be gay.

 

"The thing is, I'm not ashamed. That's the one thing I want to say," Blacks says. "I don't think it's wrong, I'm not devastated going through this. I'm more liberated and happy than I've been my whole life. I'm just happy."

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Now I have AboveAverage484 repping a RuPaul AV for 2 weeks...

 

I'm undefeated when it comes to AV/Custom Title/Sig bets here in the TSM.

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Fuck, I don't even pay attention to this man... I'm like to lazy to change it. Maybe when I find that one picture that dropkicks me with the laffs, or when I find a gif of a pornstar I like shaking dat booty booty, ya dig playa?

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Fuck, I don't even pay attention to this man... I'm like to lazy to change it. Maybe when I find that one picture that dropkicks me with the laffs, or when I find a gif of a pornstar I like shaking dat booty booty, ya dig playa?

 

So in the meantime you are going to post freely with a magazine cover of Lance Bass admitting he is homosexual as your AV, and have custom title claiming you're homosexual... When in reality you're not?

 

You're a strange child KOAB...

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Fuck, I don't even pay attention to this man... I'm like to lazy to change it. Maybe when I find that one picture that dropkicks me with the laffs, or when I find a gif of a pornstar I like shaking dat booty booty, ya dig playa?

 

 

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okay, she's not a porn star.

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Fuck, I don't even pay attention to this man... I'm like to lazy to change it. Maybe when I find that one picture that dropkicks me with the laffs, or when I find a gif of a pornstar I like shaking dat booty booty, ya dig playa?

 

 

2ufrmfs.gif

 

 

 

okay, she's not a porn star.

 

 

Who is she. I will be the judge on if she has done porn before or not.

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