The TSM Worst Poster tournament.

[garfieldsnose 0]

So what you're saying is you stole the name from your friend?

[bob_barron 0]

Come to think of it, aren't there several long-standing Bob Barron feuds? Don't St. Gabe, Mik, Admin, and like three other dudes hold grudges against Bob from like 2003 or so?

 

I don't think St. Gabe and I are still feuding. He just didn't like me for whatever reason. I also mocked Micah a few times, and he owned me. Don't believe I ever really feuded with Mik. He's a Marlins fan though, so that kind of sucks.

[bob_barron 0]

I never had a problem with him, until he started talking shit to me, thinking he's all tough.

 

I never talked shit about you thinking I was tough, it was more because you acted like a tough nigger from the hood and you looked like a Greek waiter.

 

I still watch it! Even though some of interests are a bit creepy, Bob will always be good in my book. When I first joined the board, I always used to IM him for some reason and he put up with me even though I was probably really annoying. For that, I'll always like Bob Barron.

 

Thank you!

 

The only problem I have with the lazy fucker right now is the lack of a SNL review from last week.

 

I'm finishing it right now. Very uninspiring show to write about.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

It's not nice to say retarded.

 

Enigma. Tries to act like he's Dave Meltzer's assistant.

 

Are you confused with me? I send him un-newsworthy items all the time.

[Kawalimus 0]

So what you're saying is you stole the name from your friend?

 

NO!! Would you READ THE POSTS?!?

 

My friend is Joe. And yes, Joe is a retard. But he is our friend and he has a speech impediment. And he would always joke he knew Karate. But he couldn't say that right, so he'd say he knew "Kawali". We'd give him hell about that and call him Kawali. He took it well so don't tell me I'm mocking him!! We all give each other hell. I'm the one who started calling him 'kawali' and it stuck. So I did make it up. But now he can't work anymore because he's sick and old.

 

A couple years ago there were these commercials for 2k sports games I think that said "Kickimus Maximus Buttimus". I thought that was funny and I paired up the word "Kawali" with those terms and got Kawalimus which I thought sounded nice. So I started using that name.

 

That's the story. I didn't steal the name from anyone just because someone else uses it. But that person did steal the name from me and all I want him to do is give me credit for it or stop using it. Or at least ask me permission before using that name further.

 

What if someone made it to WWE and used that name and became famous and made a lot of money? I'd want some compensation but I wouldn't be able to get it since I didn't speak up earlier.

[bob_barron 0]

According to TSMpedia, Bob schooled Mole.

 

mole closed a thread about Anna Nicole Smith because it bothered him or something, then he moved it to TCS. I argued him on it, and flippantly said did Anna Nicole rape your mom. mole didn't like it, and the word rape was temporarily banned from TSM.

 

It was brought back though. I was glad, b/c I would've felt really guilty.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Kawalimus, I was just typing nonsense. Your responses to joey bags are funny though.

 

Remember the teddy bear filter? That confused me when Frog McNeal was saying "Teddy bear please".

[Kawalimus 0]

Oh, I wasn't typing about what you said, that was just a coincidence. I was just bringing that up because some people think I was mocking the guy.

[Cartman 0]

66 Posts and not one mention...Where's Slayer when I need him.

[bob_barron 0]

The filter for rape was met.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

We should do a reverse met / raped filter for a week just to shake things up and confuse people. Then we could hear about the time Deon raped Steve Austin and found out he wouldn't wrestle Hulk Hogan (breaking news!)

[Gary Floyd 0]

In the past day, MVP/Deon/Douchebag has slowly gained on Marvin. That guy combines the worst qualities of Mecca and Enigma while putting his own shitty spin on posting. And damn does it annoy me how he bumps old threads for no good reason.

 

At least Marvin has made some good contributions to the Food Folder in the past. MVP/Deon/Douchebag hasn't done anything the least bit worthwhile on this forum.

Let's not forget his wonderful posts in the Movies and TV folder. While there are some bad posters in there (cabbageboy for example), Deon's are the worst.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

His rant about Shoot Em Up (which just inspired more people to see it) was funny.

[Copper Feel 0]

I nominate TaigaStar, no other poster quite possesses her ability to make you want to take a pick axe to their head with every consecutive post.

[Dandy 0]

So what you're saying is you stole the name from your friend?

 

NO!! Would you READ THE POSTS?!?

 

My friend is Joe. And yes, Joe is a retard. But he is our friend and he has a speech impediment. And he would always joke he knew Karate. But he couldn't say that right, so he'd say he knew "Kawali". We'd give him hell about that and call him Kawali. He took it well so don't tell me I'm mocking him!! We all give each other hell. I'm the one who started calling him 'kawali' and it stuck. So I did make it up. But now he can't work anymore because he's sick and old.

 

A couple years ago there were these commercials for 2k sports games I think that said "Kickimus Maximus Buttimus". I thought that was funny and I paired up the word "Kawali" with those terms and got Kawalimus which I thought sounded nice. So I started using that name.

 

That's the story. I didn't steal the name from anyone just because someone else uses it. But that person did steal the name from me and all I want him to do is give me credit for it or stop using it. Or at least ask me permission before using that name further.

 

What if someone made it to WWE and used that name and became famous and made a lot of money? I'd want some compensation but I wouldn't be able to get it since I didn't speak up earlier.

So you stole the name?

 

[Dandy 0]

We should do a reverse met / raped filter for a week just to shake things up and confuse people. Then we could hear about the time Deon raped Steve Austin and found out he wouldn't wrestle Hulk Hogan (breaking news!)

I seem to remember joking about the company I work for when that filter was active.

 

I work for RapeLife. "Get Rape, it pays."

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I think inactivity has made us forget about Vanhalen and raz.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

What if someone made it to WWE and used that name and became famous and made a lot of money? I'd want some compensation but I wouldn't be able to get it since I didn't speak up earlier.

 

Don't worry, if he makes it to the WWE, they'll probably change his name to something that.. doesn't suck.

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

This thread has the potential to become classic with nominated posters protesting their selection.

 

Marvin is far, far from the worst poster here. Really guys, you're not looking hard enough.

[Guest]

Matt Young is by far the worst. By far.

[bob_barron 0]

This thread has the potential to become classic with nominated posters protesting their selection.

 

Marvin is far, far from the worst poster here. Really guys, you're not looking hard enough.

 

He's pretty awful in current events

[King Kamala 0]

Marvin is so terrible in The CE Folder that it negates anything positive he does in any other folder

 

 

[Detox 0]

I am a horrible poster, but I find that bob barron is fairly reasonable and takes an agree to disagree stance.

[King Kamala 0]

Guys, I think I figured out the difference between Mecca and Enigma! Enigma is the closeted homosexual who smells a little bit of gay around here. Mecca looks like Travis Tritt.

[Smartly Pretty 0]

I nominate TaigaStar, no other poster quite possesses her ability to make you want to take a pick axe to their head with every consecutive post.

 

 

I'm cool with TaigaStar for now because of the Teenage Dirtbag avatar. As soon as that goes she sucks again.

[geniusMoment 0]

Guys, I think I figured out the difference between Mecca and Enigma! Enigma is the closeted homosexual who smells a little bit of gay around here. Mecca looks like Travis Tritt.

Enigma's been seeping down into the lower half of the board. Maybe it was just to call people gay in the Maria playboy thread, but it's troubling none the less.

 

A potential worry is that this thread could bring down the bad posters from the WWE folder to see if they're listed. Next thing you know they've infested the entire board.

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Czech should at least be nominated for some of his anti-Obama madness in the CE folder.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

And you should be nominated for nearly everything you post in CE.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Marvin is so terrible in The CE Folder that it negates anything positive he does in any other folder

 

I guess that means I have to pick it up in other folders then..hmm

 

Oh, and when the Election is over and Obama wins and the country goes to hell, I promise only 1 I told you so post followed by the end of my CE posting til 2011.

 

 

 

 

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Mods: change Marvin's name to Kawalimus Kid and see what happens.