Black People Slowdown

[MrRant]

You gotta give us white folks a few months to catch on.

 

I just heard the phrase "I got touch" which apparently means that someone understands what I mean or something. I've also heard "Fresh to death".

 

So like, slow it down or publish a pamphlet.

[Guest Smues]

I stopped trying to keep up myself about the time of bling bling.

[The Amazing Rando]

"Black People Slowdown" sounds like a right-wing morning radio show or the name of a group Wyclef Jean would put together.

[The Niggardly King]

Hey yo, it's all Gucci wit me, playboy

[Lt. Al Giardello]

I swear if I ever see MrRant in person, I will break his jaw.

 

He ain't man enough to step to EHME in the Calgary/Montreal/Toronto streets.

[EL BRUJ0]

Let's hit the cut...

 

[Lord of The Curry]

One that confused the fuck out me in high school was "Arms". As in, "Yah, that was arms nigga".

 

Good? Bad? Neither? Help me out here, brothers.

[Nighthawk]

Just make shit up. White, black, doesn't matter who you're talking to. If you sound like you know what you're talking about, they'll play along.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Now you're on the trolley.

[Broward83]

Zip it up and zip it out!

[MrRant]

Can't they just go back to jive? I understood that shit son.

 

And by son, I mean EHME.

[Kinetic]

I briefly toyed with the idea of making slang of the word "tender." As in "Man, that new Diddy joint is tender." But it didn't even catch on with me, and I was the one who came up with it.

[Brett Favre]

Keep trying man. I'm still working on revolutionizing a new way to walk with your friends down the street, and that's vertically, one behind another. When it catches on, you'll know where it came from.

[Gary Floyd]

Cena, I love the name change.

[Guest Bullshiterica]

Ball 'til I fall I done did it for ya'll

 

Lord of the Curry, sit down, we need to have a talk.

 

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[Black Lushus]

I still maintain that "What it is?" sounds cooler than "What it do?"

 

Of course, I'm an old man, so you have to take that with a grain of salt.

[Copper Feel]

Just make shit up. White, black, doesn't matter who you're talking to. If you sound like you know what you're talking about, they'll play along.

 

This is exactly what I've done with the phrase "lactose intolerant". I'll just toss it out in the middle of a conversation like "Zelda's well lactose intolerant on the WII". I've given it positive connotations, so people ignore its actual meaning.

 

[MrRant]

I still maintain that "What it is?" sounds cooler than "What it do?"

 

Of course, I'm an old man, so you have to take that with a grain of salt.

 

I agree. Of course these people have to spell it like "Wut it do?"

[Black Lushus]

I still maintain that "What it is?" sounds cooler than "What it do?"

 

Of course, I'm an old man, so you have to take that with a grain of salt.

 

I agree. Of course these people have to spell it like "Wut it do?"

 

ah yes, the young white chicks.

[MrRant]

Yes. Them.

 

Trying so hard.

[Ripper]

Rant called fresh to death new.

 

I still maintain my belief that white people somehow stay a constant 4 years behind on slang.

 

I have to admit though, I have never heard "touch" or "arm"s which means either I am officially old or you guys mis heard what was said.

 

I am leaning towards you not being able to hear very well...

[Black Lushus]

I do like Popeye Jone's "script club" and "I'm not rebellion"...I know it's just the dialect he grew up with, but it's still amusing.

[Lord of The Curry]

Ball 'til I fall I done did it for ya'll

 

Lord of the Curry, sit down, we need to have a talk.

 

I'll freely discuss black women and rap music anytime.

 

Just never with you.

[EricMM]

I'm gonna head on back to the flip flop flippity flop...

[nl5xsk1]

Without Carnival around to translate for me, I haven't been able to understand black folks in a while now.

 

As a result, Tyler Perry's House of Payne brings, like, next to nothing to the table in terms of laffs.

[Kinetic]

This "shawty" thing kind of grates my tits. I'm on board with the word itself as a slang term, but that spelling is just some deliberately stupid nonsense.

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!]

Just make shit up. White, black, doesn't matter who you're talking to. If you sound like you know what you're talking about, they'll play along.

 

This is exactly what I've done with the phrase "lactose intolerant". I'll just toss it out in the middle of a conversation like "Zelda's well lactose intolerant on the WII". I've given it positive connotations, so people ignore its actual meaning.

 

You're probably pretty annoying irl.

[Brett Favre]

Cena, I love the name change.

 

Thanks. At first I thought your name said Dr. Oberto, center for the Spurs, but I see that it's from a horror film.

 

I think the word "bet" is funny when used as slang. It would be used like "I'll meet you up at the party, aight, bet." Was that derived from "you betcha?"

[Black Lushus]

yes