At Home Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 Yes, and she was saying she was mad that she couldn't PM somebody, as if it was somebody specific, but couldn't say who. One of you nasty fucks are having internet sex with her, and I'm going to get to the bottom of this. Evidence enough for me. I suggest a pool until the culprit reveals himself.
The Niggardly King Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 IT WAS ME DANDY... IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
King Kamala Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 Amnesia Glasscock/Man of 104 Friends/Penis Skullduggery/whatever the fuck that limey is calling himself these days.
Nighthawk Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 I'd have internet sex with her. Hell, you can't see somebody when you're having internet sex with them. How else could Marney and Kotzenjunge have done it? (Still by far the funniest pairing ever)
Black Lushus Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 Black Lushus I can neither confirm nor deny this.
The Amazing Rando Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 I'd have internet sex with her. Hell, you can't see somebody when you're having internet sex with them. How else could Marney and Kotzenjunge have done it? (Still by far the funniest pairing ever) "Fuck Me, Lord Satan" FTW.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 It's pbone. This thread is just a cleverly designed ruse to throw people off his trail.
Dandy Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 I can neither confirm nor deny this. I KNEW IT!
Twisted Intestine Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 Key suspects: Luke-O: Has a history with fat women. pbone: Just got his heart broken, and seems to not know how to make moves with real life girls. Could be looking for love in new places. Also, may have spawned this thread in order to throw the heat off of himself. Milky: Angry that he has lost his modship, and may be looking to get the board back by cybering with a girl they all hate. Doesn't make sense? In his drunken state, it may. Also, has had the internet sex with members of this board before... With Leena none the less, who we've just witnessed become tight with tigastar in the gulag. Could he be attempting to make her jelous? Edit - Breaking news, while I was typing this, he admitted he would e-hit it. Czech: He's the one who threw her into the gulag, and Marney has accused him of being childish. Children tease girls when they have a crush on them.
Nighthawk Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 I'd have internet sex with her. Hell, you can't see somebody when you're having internet sex with them. How else could Marney and Kotzenjunge have done it? (Still by far the funniest pairing ever) "Fuck Me, Lord Satan" FTW. Yeah, but that one was supposed to be funny. Still, that's one of my favorite quotes to this day.
King Kamala Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 Guys, how come no one has brought up Marney through out all of this? She's obviously a prime suspect.
Twisted Intestine Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 Okay guys, I've used the "add as friend" feature on taigastar. Maybe now she'll feel comfortable telling me who it is. I'll keep you updated.
Dandy Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 Would I really do such a thing, Kamala? Edit---Well, originally Kamala accused me instead of Marney.
Twisted Intestine Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 909: He's the one who took her out of the gulag. Besides, he has some queer soccer player as his aviators.
The Amazing Rando Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 Nobody's going to get her! Not even me! I'll kill me before that happens!!
Gary Floyd Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.
Gary Floyd Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 OBRERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey, We Care A Lot. And for the record, no I didn't.
Guest Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 909: He's the one who took her out of the gulag. Besides, he has some queer soccer player as his aviators. Actually, that wasn't me. And I'd go gay for Fernando. Ok, I wouldn't. That's a lie.
BUTT Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 it ain't me bro. all i'm saying is it ain't me dog lol
Twisted Intestine Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 Okay gang. We're getting closer. Apparently Taigastar has had physical contact with the mystery poster. Her profile puts her at Haverhill, MA, US. Who lives around that area? I'm going to be disappointed if it turns out to not be an established poster.
Nighthawk Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 My boy Frigid Mascot is from around there, but I know it ain't him. Since he knows Slayer for real, Slayer must be there too. I hope it's Slayer!
Black Lushus Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 Slayer has gone on record stating that he likes a bigger woman, so there you go...
The Amazing Rando Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 I hope it's the band Slayer, and that she's going south of heaven on Tom Araya.
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 909: He's the one who took her out of the gulag. Besides, he has some queer soccer player as his aviators. I set her free. And +1 on Dandy's guess.
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