Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2008 Why is Matt Young attempting to associate himself with the Westboro Baptist Church? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2008 to fuck more underage bitches? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2008 to fuck more underage bitches? 9 out of 10 underage bitches agree that God hates fags. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2008 god hates bigots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2008 If there is a God, then surely even he must hate you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2008 Let's just rick roll Westboro and get it over with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2008 I'm positive I could nail a girl from the Westboro Baptist Church. Just join it. There's only like 70 members, and most of them are related. They're not allowed to marry outside the church, so pickings are slim. I could have my pick. Then after I nailed I'd be like "SIKE! Gotcha, bitch! I ain't joining your church, I fuck dudes all the time!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2008 So... Matt Young is associating himself with underage girls who hate fags for God, right? Speculation: He's an ambassador of good will. Trying to bridge the gap between his underage bitches and himself, and these underage bitches who hate fags like himself. Or maybe he's gonna Chris Benoit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2008 Or maybe I lost a bet to the Sperm. EDIT: Avatar is all my doing, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jorge Gorgeous 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2008 ...Nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2008 Wow... really? Wow. That's so fucked up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2008 Dude, these pricks protest funerals of soldiers killed in action. And when I say "protest", I mean "stand around the cemetery yelling that they love how God killed this sinner". Whaddya expect? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2008 http://www.godhatesamerica.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jorge Gorgeous 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2008 Wow... really? Wow. That's so fucked up. You didn't know? Yeah, it's some shit. Some real shit. Their justification for protesting the soldier's funerals is because the military doesn't ban the gays, so they think God is punishing them for their "tacit approval." Did I spell that right? Anyway, it's that or something really close to that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2008 Fred Phelps is actually amazingly charismatic. We're lucky his shit is so far out there, because the man is magnetic. There's a documentary about him called Hatemonger I think, and the guy doing the documentary ended up joining the church. That's some Harley Quinn shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2008 i saw that. Homey should have been a wrestler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2008 Fred Phelps is actually amazingly charismatic. Like most leaders... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2008 You know, Fred Phelps is a lot like Hitler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2008 ...Nice. What's the church's connection with Jamaica? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2008 God doesn't hate the GANJA MAN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2008 I so wanna fuck the hell outta the bitch in the visor while I'm wearing my dead brother's Army fatigues. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2008 You know, Fred Phelps is a lot like Hitler. Oh, don't say that. Hitler was MUCH better than Phelps. He actually HELPED the people he ruled over, not just made them seem like assholes to the rest of the country. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jorge Gorgeous 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2008 You know, Fred Phelps is a lot like Hitler. Oh, don't say that. Hitler was MUCH better than Phelps. He actually HELPED the people he ruled over, not just made them seem like assholes to the rest of the country. THIS IS YOU Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2008 You know, Fred Phelps is a lot like Hitler. Oh, don't say that. Hitler was MUCH better than Phelps. He actually HELPED the people he ruled over... With an exception or six million... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2008 More like 12 million actually, only half of the Nazi party's (homeland) victims were Jewish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2008 I stand corrected. I wasn't taking the non Jewish victims into account for some reason. Forgive me gypsys, homosexuals, and communists and others I've forgotten. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2008 God doesn't hate the GANJA MAN http://rowlf.ytmnd.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2008 Fred Phelps is actually amazingly charismatic. We're lucky his shit is so far out there, because the man is magnetic. There's a documentary about him called Hatemonger I think, and the guy doing the documentary ended up joining the church. That's some Harley Quinn shit. Probably to fuck underaged bitches. I mean I would seem charismatic too if I offered underaged ass as a membership perk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Teal-y Dan Report post Posted April 14, 2008 The leaders don't give underage sex to their male followers, they take it from them. Jim Jones and David Koresh were always strolling by to fuck guys' daughters. David Koresh had game. He was a true rock star. That's what he really wanted to be, but if you've heard any of his music, his songwriting chops left a lot to be desired. The comparisons to Randy Newman were strictly superficial: = But no, I don't think the perks were for everyone. Also, Laz, I can't use my "comparison to Hitler = close thread" thing in here because there are no rules, so I'm forced to just unofficially call you a dumbass. Comparing Fred Phelps to Hitler--FAVORABLY, AT THAT--is just irretrievably stupid, yet there is nothing I can do. Frowns all around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2008 Laz's comment was almost dumb enough for me to warrant bumping The Dumbest Comments of The Day thread. Almost. Edit: Never noticed it but the David Koresh-Randy Newman resemblence is damn near uncanny. While Koresh was probably charismatic, I doubt he produced anything as good as "Sail Away" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
