Twisted Intestine Posted April 11, 2008 Report Posted April 11, 2008 Calgary is full of racists and rednecks. I guess thats why EHME was under the impression he's black, he's probably the blackest guy there. Hee-Haw, let's go watch us a stampede!
... Posted April 11, 2008 Report Posted April 11, 2008 Calgary is full of racists and rednecks. I guess thats why EHME was under the impression he's black, he's probably the blackest guy there. Uh... Over here, actually. I'm so black I set off smoke alarms.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 11, 2008 Report Posted April 11, 2008 Should I knock some sense into EHME? Bring it bitch.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 11, 2008 Report Posted April 11, 2008 Calgary is full of racists and rednecks. Have you actually been here? Problay not.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 11, 2008 Report Posted April 11, 2008 Oh yeah, if you actually have the balls to step to me... I'm always around Beddington. EDIT: I'm going to be at a party tonight and most likely drunk and in a mood to scrap, if you wanna do it up just holler here before I leave my house. I'll even give you my cell number if you are for real about this.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 11, 2008 Report Posted April 11, 2008 Alright I'm leaving to my friends house very soon and won't likely be on the computer anytime tonight... If you're for real about this we'll talk more tomorrow.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 13, 2008 Report Posted April 13, 2008 Fucking bitch, you call me out in this thread, and then you go ghost? Figures...
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 13, 2008 Report Posted April 13, 2008 So whats up? You really want to beef? Seriously it will be the biggest fucking mistake of your life... I like to joke and fucking around on this forum, but trust me I'm one of the last persons you want to fuck with. I'll make sure you have to make a hospital visit. I fucking dare you to "try to knock some sense into me", you fucking pussy.
luke-o Posted April 13, 2008 Report Posted April 13, 2008 Should EHME get bonus points for that quintople post extravaganza?
Maztinho Posted April 13, 2008 Report Posted April 13, 2008 Damn it Luke-O I had to force will power not to watch that gif over and over last night and now it's your freakin' AV. I just spit soda on my monitor. WHAAAAAAAA flying girl. Also bring a camera crew if a fight does go down, TSM needs this recorded for generations to come.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 13, 2008 Report Posted April 13, 2008 No cameras... I have police conditions, last thing I need is criminal evidence of me beating the shit out of some poor sap from Ontario to give the police even more reason to throw my ass in jail.
ForumPro Posted April 13, 2008 Report Posted April 13, 2008 I would watch this fight and not only would I pay good money, I would also pay bad money, and I would thirdly put it on youtube!! It's like a Battle of the Bands, but instead of bands, it's forum posters like Slim Charles and the Red Baron! Fourthly, I would organize betting and make money on it.
Lord of The Curry Posted April 13, 2008 Report Posted April 13, 2008 Red, get his cell # and then promptly pass it along to telemarketing companies.
Clichebot Posted April 13, 2008 Report Posted April 13, 2008 No cameras... I have police conditions, last thing I need is criminal evidence of me beating the shit out of some poor sap from Ontario to give the police even more reason to throw my ass in jail. fite me u poser
bob_barron Posted April 13, 2008 Report Posted April 13, 2008 No cameras... I have police conditions, last thing I need is criminal evidence of me beating the shit out of some poor sap from Ontario to give the police even more reason to throw my ass in jail. Police conditions. Awesome
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 13, 2008 Report Posted April 13, 2008 I don't even really follow my conditions anyway for the most part... But still.
luke-o Posted April 13, 2008 Report Posted April 13, 2008 No cameras... I have police conditions, last thing I need is criminal evidence of me beating the shit out of some poor sap from Ontario to give the police even more reason to throw my ass in jail. Damn, the 5-0 just have it in for you niggas don't they?
Lord of The Curry Posted April 13, 2008 Report Posted April 13, 2008 Somebody find the Andre the Giant photo and put "Warning: Has Police Conditions" underneath.
Copper Feel Posted April 13, 2008 Report Posted April 13, 2008 Right about now, NWA court is in full effect. Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department. Prosecuting attourneys are MC Ren, Ice Cube, and Eazy muthafuckin E. Order, order, order. Ice Cube, take the muthafuckin stand. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothin but the truth so help your black ass? Why don't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say? Fuck tha police Comin straight from the underground Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown And not the other color so police think They have the authority to kill a minority Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun To be beatin on, and throwin in jail We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager With a little bit of gold and a pager Searchin my car, lookin for the product Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics You'd rather see me in the pen Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo Beat tha police outta shape And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape To tape off the scene of the slaughter Still can't swallow bread and water I don't know if they fags or what Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none But don't let it be a black and a white one Cuz they slam ya down to the street top Black police showin out for the white cop Ice Cube will swarm On any muthafucka in a blue uniform Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me A young nigga on a warpath And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath Of cops, dyin in LA Yo Dre, I got somethin to say Fuck the police (4X) M. C. Ren, will you please give your testimony to the jury about this fucked up incident. Fuck tha police and Ren said it with authority because the niggaz on the street is a majority. A gang, is with whoever I'm stepping and the motherfuckin' weapon is kept in a stash box, for the so-called law wishin' Ren was a nigga that they never saw Lights start flashin behind me But they're scared of a nigga so they mace me to blind me But that shit don't work, I just laugh Because it gives em a hint not to step in my path To the police I'm sayin fuck you punk Readin my rights and shit, it's all junk Pullin out a silly club, so you stand With a fake assed badge and a gun in your hand But take off the gun so you can see what's up And we'll go at it punk, I'ma fuck you up Make ya think I'm a kick your ass But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime But I'm a smoke em now, and not next time Smoke any muthafucka that sweats me Or any assho that threatens me I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope Takin out a cop or two, they can't cope with me The muthafuckin villian that's mad With potential to get bad as fuck So I'm a turn it around Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound Ya, somethin like that, but it all depends on the size of the gat Takin out a police would make my day But a nigga like Ren don't give a fuck to say Fuck the police (4X) I'm tired of the muthafuckin jackin Sweatin my gang while I'm chillin in the shackin Shining tha light in my face, and for what Maybe it's because I kick so much BUTT I kick ass, or maybe cuz I blast On a stupid assed nigga when I'm playin with the trigga Of any Uzi or an AK Cuz the police always got somethin stupid to say They put up my picture with silence Cuz my identity by itself causes violence The E with the criminal behavior Yeah, I'm a gansta, but still I got flavor Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got? A sucka in a uniform waitin to get shot, By me, or another nigga. and with a gat it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger [MC Ren: Sidle him, kid, he's from the old school, fool] And as you all know, E's here to rule Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the mirror And there's no cue, yo, so I can hear a Dumb muthafucka with a gun And if I'm rollin off the 8, he'll be tha one That I take out, and then get away And while I'm drivin off laughin This is what I'll say Fuck the police (4X) The verdict. The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck, whitebread, chickenshit muthafucka. Wait, that's a lie. That's a goddamn lie. I want justice! I want justice! Fuck you, you black muthafucka!
bob_barron Posted April 13, 2008 Report Posted April 13, 2008 No cameras... I have police conditions, last thing I need is criminal evidence of me beating the shit out of some poor sap from Ontario to give the police even more reason to throw my ass in jail. Damn, the 5-0 just have it in for you niggas don't they? We've established that EHME is Greek. He just wants to be a nigger.
... Posted April 14, 2008 Report Posted April 14, 2008 I don't even really follow my conditions anyway for the most part... But still. And yet the Calgary Police still haven't figured this one out.
CanadianGuitarist Posted April 14, 2008 Report Posted April 14, 2008 Where are we partying, Baron? From what your fiancee told me about my drunken antics yesterday, BP is out. I have BP conditions.
Red Baron Posted April 14, 2008 Author Report Posted April 14, 2008 Red Mile if the Flames are still in it.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 14, 2008 Report Posted April 14, 2008 No cameras... I have police conditions, last thing I need is criminal evidence of me beating the shit out of some poor sap from Ontario to give the police even more reason to throw my ass in jail. Damn, the 5-0 just have it in for you niggas don't they? We've established that EHME is Greek. He just wants to be a nigger. No, it's just your ignorant ass likes to believe I'm greek. I'm very comfortable with my nationally, my mother is St. Lucian and my father is English.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 14, 2008 Report Posted April 14, 2008 I don't even really follow my conditions anyway for the most part... But still. And yet the Calgary Police still haven't figured this one out. Honest truth: A few of my friends were suspects in those stabbings, they even had their pictures on the news. But it wasn't true, they had nothing to do with it, they were just at the wrong place at the wrong time. They cleared it up with the police.
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