PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2008 I've been to a Dairy Queen that ran out of "ice cream" once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2008 I was hoping for an ending to this story along the lines of Bangbus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2008 And that's why you don't hit Bridge's car! This was the first thing that occurred to me when I saw the thread title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2008 I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I went to a Taco Bell at 5pm on a Thursday and they were out of taco meat... In reality they were just out of rat traps Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2008 Pizza Hut ran out of crust. Are you sure it wasn't just one kind of crust? All the crust? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2008 Pizza Hut ran out of crust. That's not keeping their game face on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jesus Freaks on Coke Report post Posted June 18, 2008 I must be getting really sensitive and liberal or something if I'm actually finding myself mildly offended by "yeah, I shook down some black woman for bumping my car, I'm pretty much awesome." I don't like this kindler gentler me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2008 I'm more offended by the fact that he decided to spend the money on tickets to see the fucking Eagles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2008 Pizza crust is just the dough build up from around the edge of the pan. I don't understand how you could run out of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2008 Probably those fancy cheese filled crust bases etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2008 That makes sense. My brain's slow sometimes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2008 I must be getting really sensitive and liberal or something if I'm actually finding myself mildly offended by "yeah, I shook down some black woman for bumping my car, I'm pretty much awesome." I don't like this kindler gentler me. Dude she was talking on a cell phone while listening to loud and shitty music. Maybe now she'll pay attention to the road...losing 100 bucks makes some people think. I mean maybe, just maybe she'll be more attentive now where-as she could have kept this routine up and hit some kid crossing the street or something. In reality I'm a hero...praise me mo'fucka I'm more offended by the fact that he decided to spend the money on tickets to see the fucking Eagles. Fuck you, the Eagles are great...except for Witchy Woman. I've never been able to stand that song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2008 while listening to loud and shitty music "ragae music" is better than The Eagles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2008 They're both equally bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2008 Yeah, it should of been tickets for ONE DAY LOVE WILL FIND YOU BREAK THOSE CHAINS THAT BIND YOU Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2008 Failed Bridge is gonna get popped by that bitch's brothers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2008 you probably spent 100 in gas chasing her down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2008 I can get gas for free when I need to...one of the luxuries of working at a junkyard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2008 I don't know man...the whole thing just seems like a waste of time when you probably could have just got her plate number and had your insurance company handle it (provided the damages were worth it). Also, I'm pretty sure someone asking "how much is it going to take" and you saying "how much you got" is criminal, regardless of who initiated it. If she had $500 on her, would you have taken it? Clark Griswold would like a word with you. This day and age, you just can't be doing stuff like that...you never know what you're going to get when you chase someone down and run up on them like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2008 yeah dude, you try pulling that on one of da wetbacks in cali and you get your ass shot dead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2008 Obviously he would not have done it if it were a man in the car. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Snaps 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2008 I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I went to a Taco Bell at 5pm on a Thursday and they were out of taco meat... That might improve the taco Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2008 Taco Bell would have to run out of every single ingredient to improve their tacos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2008 Ive seen too many porn videos to not think that the woman wouldn't have any money in the bank so she'd have to pay up in some other way..ahem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2008 taco bell's not THAT bad, heathens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jesus Freaks on Coke Report post Posted June 19, 2008 What exactly is ragae music? Is that like raga + reggae? That's actually kind of intriguing. I usually find any efforts to synthesize Indian and Western music to be trite and indulgent (you too, George Harrison), but I have a Joe Harriott album called Indo-Jazz Suite that I actually find somewhat interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2008 taco bell's not THAT bad, heathens. No, their cinnamon twists and mexican pizzas aren't that bad. But if I want to eat mexican food with any confidence I won't contract something I'll go to Qdoba. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yankovic fan 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2008 Pizza Hut ran out of crust. Are you sure it wasn't just one kind of crust? All the crust? Perhaps they just didn't want to serve me and recognized me as gullible? Just repeating what they said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2008 This day and age, you just can't be doing stuff like that...you never know what you're going to get when you chase someone down and run up on them like that. Obviously I didn't think it completely through, it was more of a heat of the moment type deal yeah dude, you try pulling that on one of da wetbacks in cali and you get your ass shot dead I deal with wetbacks all day...the Dominicans around here are alot worse than the Mexicans over there. Dominicans aint no joke to fuck with. Obviously he would not have done it if it were a man in the car. Yes I would Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2008 Dominicans aint no joke to fuck with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
