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Holy shit, seriously?

 

Oh man. I'm not cheering for injury or anything, but that's fucking...somethin'.

 

I'll cheer for injury. Basically, just for Tom Brady, that douchebag. Here's hoping they go 0-16.

 

I'd rather seem them go 0-16 with him healthy. Rooting for injuries is gay.

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Holy shit, seriously?

 

Oh man. I'm not cheering for injury or anything, but that's fucking...somethin'.

 

Fuck! I used a first round pick on him in fantasy. I'm done if I have to send Garrard out there every week.

1) Garrard is a pretty good quarterback

 

2) Nobody gives a fuck about your fantasy team

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Atlanta is putting the damn BOOTS to Detroit. Their blockers are just manhandling the Lions front seven. Turner and Norwood are in the second level nearly every run. Dude gained a first down on a busted flea flicker, even.

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I haven't been this excited watching an Eagles game in a long time. The offense just looks great going down the field on the first two drives. By god their are receivers actually OPEN!

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The NFL got their way. Ocho Cinco is no more.

 

What?

 

I ahven't watched a Dolphins game in years. Since when do they wear white at home?

They've been wearing white at home for as long as I can remember. Most warm-weather teams wear white in September, and the Dolphins and Cowboys do it all year long, I think.

 

Favre's still got it, huh.

 

I knew the Cowboys did. It dawned on me (half asleep) halfway through the first that, oh yeah, Miami's hot.

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Saw the Brady hit just now. That wasn't that bad, and it wasn't even his plant leg. Rub some dirt on it.

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Now that I see it, the Brady play wasn't as bad as the Carson Palmer inury. Wouldn't be shocked if he came back in this half. HarleyQuinn doesn't call him Tom Terrific fer nuttin'.

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Czech seems to be in a bad mood today.

 

The Saints penalties are killing me today.

 

Steve Weatherwood is only averaging 44.5 yards a punt. Is that bad? Because it seems so.

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The Saints penalties are killing me today.

 

It's both teams, though. I can buy an excuse for false start penalties considering it's the season opener and everyone's still getting their timing back, but we have illegal blocks and holding penalties at the end of decent-yardage plays that are just retarded.

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Czech seems to be in a bad mood today.

 

The Saints penalties are killing me today.

 

Steve Weatherwood is only averaging 44.5 yards a punt. Is that bad? Because it seems so.

 

That's ok. It's like putting the opponents on their 25 from your thirty. Solid if unspectacular.

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I guess even I can have success if I had Randy Moss to throw to. That pass wobbled more than Jell-o in an earthquake.

 

EDIT: Playing the Chiefs helps.

Edited by KingPK

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Detroit is picking up a bit of momentum. Apparently they realized they have a WR tandem with a total of 10-12 inches on Atlanta's corners.

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