PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 burning pirate ship sex must... not... change... username... to... something... other... than... mellow____ful.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 Everything in Milky's last post here was the worst advice ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 Which I'll gladly admit... but you know it's true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
At Home 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 "Oh god, I know, sometimes you just have to grab a dick and just stick it in you, fuck the consequences. It feels so dirty and wrong." It's like you're speaking into my soul Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 My self-loathing usually prevents me from laughing at my own jokes, but "Slumber Pumper"...haha. Yeah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
At Home 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 Why not Slumber Plumber? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 Because that sucks. "Slumber Plumber"? Come on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 Most people pronounce "plumber" more like "plummer", right? So it's all soft consonants, with no plosives. "Pumper" is a closer rhyme for "slumber" than "plummer". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 burning pirate ship sex must... not... change... username... to... something... other... than... mellow____ful.... mellowburningpirateshipsexful Done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Burning Pirate Ship Sex 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 burning pirate ship sex must... not... change... username... to... something... other... than... mellow____ful.... Hi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 The Avatar makes it. I just shot Dr. Pepper out my nose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 mellowburningpirateshipsexful Gorgeous. Hi. Even lots more gorgeous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 Anyway, I'm gonna take advantage of Senator Government's girlfriend while she sleeps, a la "Sleep Creep" or "Nap Trap" or "Slumber Pumper." She's hawt. Go 'head dawg. Fuck that bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tzar Lysergic Report post Posted November 6, 2008 I don't understand the fulfillment of "rape fantasy" either... it's just regular sex. If you have a rape fantasy, go get your ass raped. It's not that hard By and large, yes. When she brought it up to me, I said "Sure, but you're not going to enjoy it." She thought it would be all hot and dangerous or whatever, and wanted to set up this time and place in a parking lot after a night class and all this shit. Nah. I ambushed her while she was in the shower, nasty-style when she didn't expect it, with one of my friends. This bitch was psycho, though, so who cares. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 If I were sober (fairly big if there) I think I'd have some real misgivings about sleeping with a girl who didn't insist that I wear a condom. That suggests that she's the sort of girl who probably has lots of unprotected sex. I don't know. To me, the reward doesn't justify the risk. I mean, AIDS is like the last thing that I need right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 Yeah, Herpes too. I have no use for that shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haws bah gawd 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 Then I was 24, I was having lots of consensual sex with a 16 year old.......Does that count? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 Depends. What's your state's age of consent? If it's above 16, then this fellow from NBC might be soon asking you to take a seat. She thought it would be all hot and dangerous or whatever, and wanted to set up this time and place in a parking lot after a night class and all this shit. In public? That's, wow, such a horrible idea. A million things could easily go disasterously wrong there. Cops showing up, vigilante trying to kick your ass and/or kill you, nasty scrapes from fucking on rough concrete, etcetera. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haws bah gawd 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 Depends. What's your state's age of consent? If it's above 16, then this fellow from NBC might be soon asking you to take a seat. Age of consent is 16 far as I know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 She thought it would be all hot and dangerous or whatever, and wanted to set up this time and place in a parking lot after a night class and all this shit. In public? That's, wow, such a horrible idea. A million things could easily go disasterously wrong there. Cops showing up, vigilante trying to kick your ass and/or kill you, nasty scrapes from fucking on rough concrete, etcetera. That aspect of it would probably turn me on more... I mean, more so than the surprise in the shower scenario. Which in this case seems like it was just out and out rape anyway... what with the uninvited guest and all. Not really, though. I knew girls like that in Kentucky, whose motto was "You can't rape the willing." They made it known they were down for surprise violent encounters, but it wasn't the same if they weren't really surprised, and if it didn't really hurt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 I remember reading a story where a guy's gf wanted to be "raped", so he waited for her to come home and surprised her. Unfortunately it wasn't his gf at all, but his sister, whose haircut resembled that of the girlfriend's. I don't remember how it ended, but I'm sure she inexplicably ended up liking it. So anyway be careful about raping your significant other. It might just be your sister. Thought certain people wouldn't care either way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BruteSquad_BRODY 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FELX and GRUNT AND TAUNTY Report post Posted November 8, 2008 That aspect of it would probably turn me on more... I mean, more so than the surprise in the shower scenario. Which in this case seems like it was just out and out rape anyway... what with the uninvited guest and all. Oh, she'd fucked him before anyway. My friends and I passed her around like a joint. She had no objections afterwards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
