Stand up Comic Draft

[Cran Da Maniac]

Saw this in the idea thread, thought it'd be a good idea.

 

 

 

Same rules as all the others (12 hour time limit/3 missed picks and you're out/Serpentine Order). 20 people and 10 rounds.

 

If your name is in bold italics, you have missed your pick.

 

 

 

1.)KOAB-

1.)Bill Hicks

2.)Redd Foxx

3.) Eddie Griffin

4.) Jimmy Carr

5.) Richard Lewis

6.) Katt Williams

7.) Paul Mooney

8.) Dr. Ken Jeong

9.) Mike Epps

 

2.)Crandamaniac –

1.)George Carlin

2.) Dave Chappelle

3.) Sam Kinison

4.) Jim Carrey

5.) WC Fields

6.) Rodney Carrington

7.) Joe Rogan

8.) Billy Crystal

9.) Aries Spears

10.) Brian Posehn

 

3.)CanadianChris –

1.)Bill Cosby

2.)Bill Maher

3.) Bob Newhart

4.) Richard Jeni

5.)David Cross

6.) Kathleen Madigan

7.) John Pinette

8.) Alonzo Bodden

9.) Jay Leno

10.) Jeff Foxworthy

 

4.)Antwon Mitchell –

1.)Richard Pryor

2.) Rodney Dangerfield

3.) Martin Lawrence

4.) Steve Martin

5.) Robert Klein

6.) Chris Tucker

7.) Dick Gregory

8.) Michael Blackson

9.)Russell Peters

10.) David Alan Grier

 

5.)AlwaysPissedOff –

1.)Bernie Mac

2.) Ron White

3.) Damon Wayans

4.) Don "D.C." Curry

5.)D.L Hughley

6.) Rickey Smiley.

7.) Bruce Bruce.

8.) George Wallace

9.) Earthquake

10.)Bill Engvall

 

6.)Twisted Intestine –

1.)Chris Rock

2.) Eddie Murphy

3.) Dane Cook

4.) Robin Williams

5.) Harland Williams

6.) Ralphie May

7.) Carrot Top

8.) Brent BUTT

9.) Bob Saget

10.) Tim Allen

 

7.)Kilroy –

1.) Brian Regan

2.) Jim Gaffigan

3.) Maria Bamford

4.) The Amazing Johnathan

5.) Randy Sklar

6.) Jason Sklar

7.) Gabriel Iglesias

8.) Christopher Titus

9.) Greg Proops

10.) Louis Ramey

 

8.)Smartly Pretty –

1.)Mitch Hedberg

2.)Jerry Seinfeld

3.) Demetri Martin

4.) Kyle Cease

5.) Stephen Lynch

6.) Christian Finnegan

7.) Nick Swardson

8.) Andy Samberg

9.) Eugene Mirman

10.) Michael Ian Black

 

9.)Timmy8271 –

1.)Dave Attell

2.) Denis Leary

3.)Don Rickles

4.) Dennis Miller

5.) Milton Berle

6.) Andy Kaufman

7.) Gilbert Gottfried

8.) Andrew Dice Clay

9.)Henry Rollins

10.) George Lopez

 

10.)Nighthawk

1.)Eddie Izzard

2.) Louis CK

3.) Patton Oswalt

4.)Doug Stanhope

5.) Zach Galifianakis

6.)Sarah Silverman

7.) Norm MacDonald

8.) Neil Hamburger

9.) Woody Allen

10.) Craig Ferguson

 

11.)BlackFlagg –

1.) Lenny Bruce

2.) Jim Norton

3.) Larry Miller

4.) Lewis Black

5.)Jeff Dunham

6.) Robert Schimmel

7.)Lisa Lampanelli

8.)Dana Carvey

9.) Steven Wright

10.) Nick DiPaolo

[CanadianChris]

In.

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

Hard to do 10 rounds. The pool of talent shrinks considerably after a few rounds. That said, in.

[Kilroy]

I'll do it.

 

Edit: Quick question, would an act that's normally a duo need to be drafted seperately or could they go as one?

[Cran Da Maniac]

I'm on the fence about that one, if enough people think it's a good idea I'll allow it

 

And I'm going to be randomizing the order, so that everybody gets a fair shake.

[Kilroy]

Makes sense. Wouldn't bother me either way, I just wanted to know for sure.

[Nighthawk]

In.

[Twisted Intestine]

Me too.

[BlackFlagg]

im in

[Lt. Al Giardello]

I'll give it a go.

[AlwaysPissedOff]

Ah, fuck it. Count me in, too.

[Smartly Pretty]

Why not.

[Timmy8271]

I"m in.

[BlackFlagg]

maybe we should put a deadline for signups, it doesnt look like it's gonna get to 20 people

[The Niggardly King]

In

[Cran Da Maniac]

maybe we should put a deadline for signups, it doesnt look like it's gonna get to 20 people

 

 

Does anybody object with going with 12?

[Twisted Intestine]

Let's goooo.

[CanadianChris]

gogogogogo

 

Better this way, we'll get more quality.

[Cran Da Maniac]

Just posted the randomized order, It's on.

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

I get the feeling I can predict KOAB's pick.

[Twisted Intestine]

If one of my top 2 make it to me I'll be amazed.

 

 

One of my top 2 better make it to me.

[BlackFlagg]

last pick, d'oh <crosses off all top picks>

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

I think you'll be fine BlackFlagg. Maybe you won't get your super awesome comedians, but you're in much better position for Round 2 than KOAB would be, as I can't even think of 15 great comedians, let alone 24.

[Copper Feel]

You're going to draft 200 stand up comics? No one could even name that many.

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

120 actually, and yeah it's a tough challenge.

[Nighthawk]

Not for me.

 

Maybe we could post video of them with our picks. Could help with some of the more obscure ones.

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

You can name 120 QUALITY comedians?

[Nighthawk]

Easily.

[The Niggardly King]

Wow, a lot tougher than I thought, as there's maybe 10 comics I would take here... but I'll go with

 

 

1. Bill Hicks

 

[CanadianChris]

Geez, Cran's late for his own draft.

 

I'm in the same boat -- easily 6-7 guys I could go with here, and some probably better than my pick, but I've been listening to him since I was about 6:

 

 

Bill Cosby