King Kamala 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2009 I was originally going to go with a much older episode but then I watched this episode on TV last night and realized that it had not yet been picked. Well I'm not going to let it go unpicked much longer, one of my favorites as a kid. Even though, generally speaking, Lisa centered episodes are my least favorite, there are a few of them that I really enjoy. This is one of them... Season 6, Episode 22 'Round Springfield Krusty: Hey kids, it's story time! (laughs) I'm gonna tell you the story of Krusty's new expensive suit. His sexual harassment suit! (begins to laugh, groans) Anyway, as part of Krusty's plea bargain, he has a new court ordered sidekick, Ms. No Means No! Whoa! You're hot! Let's get some dinner after the show! (Ms. No Means No blows her whistle and brandishes her 'No' sign at Krusty) Krusty: But I have dinner with all my employees. Right, Sideshow Mel? Mel: We've never spoken outside of work. Bart: (Watching on TV) I'm surprised he doesn't blame all of his problems on his Percodan addiction. Krusty: (Back on the show) It wasn't my fault! It was the Percodan! If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain. And now a word from our new sponsor...(reads card) PERCODAN!? Ah crap! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DMann2003 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2009 Season 2, Episode 7 Bart vs Thanksgiving Homer: Operator. Give me the number for 911. Homer: [picks up Maggie as he watches a Thanksgiving football game] See those blue and silver guys, Maggie? They're the Dallas Cowboys. They're Daddy's favorite team, and he wants them to lose by at least three points. Ah, Cranberry suace ala Bart! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2009 Pretty surprised to see this one still around Season 11, Episode 1: Beyond Blunderdome Homer: Mel Gibson is just a guy, Marge, no different than me or Lenny. Marge: Were you or Lenny ever named "Sexiest Man Alive"? Homer: Hmmm... I'm not certain about Lenny... Homer: Movies aren't stupid. They fill us with romance and hatred and revenge fantasies. Lethal Weapon showed us that suicide is funny. Mel Gibson: That really wasn't my intention. Homer: Before Lethal Weapon 2, I never thought there could be a bomb in my toilet, but now I check every time. Marge: It's true. He does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2009 Season 8, Episode 5: Bart After Dark Announcer: It's eleven o'clock. Do you know where your children are? Homer: I told you last night, no! Marge: I'm here to share my moral outrage. But this time it's not about that giant inflatable "Dos Equis" bottle. It's about a certain house in our town. Moe: Yeah, well what's wrong with this house? Is it the plumbing? Marge: No. It's a house of ill fame. A house of loose ethics. Brockman: Is there a building code violation? A drainage issue? A surveying error? Marge: [annoyed] The house is perfectly fine! Wiggum: Well, then quite bad-mouthing the house! Otto: Yeah, leave the house alone! Very good pick. "Awww, this isn't going to be about Jesus, is it?" Edit: I've picked. My thanks to BlackFlagg for picking for me while my Internet was down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2009 Possibly the most underrated episode in the show's history: In Marge We Trust Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackFlagg 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2009 not your turn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2009 holy crap did I send you a your turn message? If so I don't know what the hell I was thinking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BradyQuinnManCrush 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2009 Gert is on vacation, so I'll be making his picks for him. Gert takes Season 5 Marge on the Lam starring miguel sanchez I'll take season 8 The Homer They Fall and Season 12 Homer vs Dignity Finally Gert now takes season 11 Take my wife sleaze Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2009 Season 9, Episode 21: Girly Edition Marge: Why didn't you tell me you were bringing home a filthy monkey? Homer: This filthy monkey made the orange juice you're drinking! (A "Bart's People" segment) Bart: Joe Banks, 82 years young has come to this pond every day for the past 17 years, to feed the ducks. But last month, Joe made a discovery...the ducks...were gone! Some say the ducks went to Canada, others say Toronto. And some people think, that Joe used to sit down there, near those ducks. But it could be, that there is just no room in this modern world, for an old man...and his ducks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2009 I was worried about how I'd pick in this draft, but I'm very happy with the episodes I have Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2009 Shit, I'm sorry. I had two "Your turn" messages waiting for me from my two days without Internet, and I guess, just had too many moving parts in my brain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackFlagg 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2009 DMann2003's time is up, ViciousFish is up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2009 I'm going to mildly contradict what I said before my previous pick about Lisa centered episodes being my least favorite because I'm going to go with my second Lisa centered episode pick in a row. I don't think this is the funniest episode left on the board but it's very well crafted and answers a question that had been posed long before it by Simpsons fans. For my twelfth pick, I'm going with... Season 9, Episode 17 "Lisa the Simpson" Homer: I rounded up every Simpson in the Tri-City area so I can prove to you that there's nothing wrong with The Simpson genes. This is your great uncle Chet. Go ahead, Chet. Tell her what you do. Chet: I run an unsuccessful shrimp company. Homer: (Nervous) Oh...but you...RUN it...right? Chet: Oh yeah Homer: Okay...uh...this is your second cousin, Stanley! Stanley: Um, I shoot birds at the airport. Homer: (More nervous) Everybody hates birds, right? (Desperately looks around for a successful relative, finds a dapper looking fellow smoking a cigar) Well, you look pretty successful! Guy: Thanks! I play a millionaire at parties. (Face drops) At least I'd...like to. Bart: You probably should have researched this first, eh Dad? Homer: What about you? Guy 2: Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the driver. Guy 3: I beg celebrities for money. Guy 4: I'm a prison snitch. Guy 5: Jug band manager Guy 6: My legs hurt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RepoMan 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2009 Season 3, Episode 23 Bart's Friend Falls in Love Hello, I'm actor Troy McClure. You kids might remember me from such educational films as ``Lead Paint, Delicious But Deadly'' and ``Here Comes the Metric System!'' I'm here to provide the facts about sex in a frank and straightforward manner. And now, here's... ``Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What''... "Ewwwwwww!'' (Wendell covers his eyes.) She's faking it. -- Ms. Krabappel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2009 Lisa's Sax Season 9, Episode 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackFlagg 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2009 since no one picked it CG's choice of In Marge We Trust can stand and Kahran is up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2009 Season 3, Episode 24 - Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? Lisa: This show is the biggest farce I ever saw! Bart: What about the Emmys? Lisa: I stand corrected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2009 Season 9, Episode 16 - Dumbbell Indemnity I was going to draft this several rounds ago; I guess I somehow forgot. Good thing it's still here, then. This is a shit-hot episode for my favorite character, Moe, with solid Homer support. "Quit saying Hawaii in there!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackFlagg 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2009 Season 2, Episode 15 - Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? & Season 6, Episode 14 - Bart's Comet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DMann2003 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2009 I don't know if I missed a PM or didn't get sent one, but here's my pick for Round 12: Season 2 Episode 21 Three Men and a Comic Book Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2009 Season 4, Episode 8 - New Kid On the Block Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2009 Season 9, Episode 16 - Dumbbell Indemnity I was going to draft this several rounds ago; I guess I somehow forgot. Good thing it's still here, then. This is a shit-hot episode for my favorite character, Moe, with solid Homer support. "Quit saying Hawaii in there!" Shit, this was still available? On consecutive Sunday visits to my father last month, we watched two episodes (both later picked by Milky), both agreeing we'd forgotten how good they were. This was one. Cartridge Family was the other. Edit: FUCK! Milky fucked me again, NKOTB was my next pick. Two Guys From Kabul was fuckin priceless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2009 Lisa the Beauty Queen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackFlagg 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2009 lol, jumped the gun again, but just by one pick, Kahran is up atm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2009 Same problem: Got a PM saying it was my turn while my Marge We Trust pick subsided. Sorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackFlagg 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2009 lol, no problem, least we know we got people pming unlike so many other drafts, heh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackFlagg 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2009 Kahran's time is up so CG's pick goes through, Twisted is now up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2009 One of the later episodes that I actually thinks holds up very well in comparison to the earlier seasons. My favourite of the Christmas episodes. Season 11, Episode 9 - Grift of the Magi Fat Tony: I don't get mad. I get stabby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2009 Bart the Genius Season 1, Episode 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2009 Interesting how both Uncie Herb eps went right after the other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
