Jobs w/ Highest Amount of Douchebags

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Let's list jobs that employ an inordinate amount of douchebags. Cell phone stores, for instance.

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

Hollister stores.

 

It's like...the douchebag uniform

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Chain restaurants, including, but not limited to, Cheesecake Factory and P.F. Chang's.

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0]

Newspaper sports sections.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Newspapers in general.

[Youth N Asia 0]

Gamestop

[Silence 0]

Gamestop

 

Winner!

[Brett Favre 0]

Insurance.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I was at a T-Mobile store recently and I swear to Christ the four employees I saw all had chinstrap beards.

[Copper Feel 0]

Teaching, although most are quite nice.

[bob_barron 0]

Newspapers in general.

 

[Nighthawk 0]

The DMV.

[King Kamala 0]

Message board moderators

 

 

 

*I BURN'D YOU VENKMAN!*

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I got your column inches right here, Bob.

[Boner Kawanger 0]

Police Departments

[The Niggardly King 0]

every job but bullshit night security somewhere. bouncing at a titty bar be alright too

[Youth N Asia 0]

Mall cops. It must suck to have so little real authority

[King Kamala 0]

Mall cops. It must suck to have so little real authority

 

Speaking of douchebags, there was a friend of a friend back in high school that would always brag about getting kicked out of the mall in what I believe was an attempt to sound badass. Really getting hassled by rent-a-cops is about as bad ass as jaywalking.

[SamoaRowe 0]

Gamestop

 

Winner!

 

Two years ago, I would have disagreed, but lately it's been really hard to deny.

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0]

The Army.

[BUTT 0]

Not a surprising sentiment from a man with a username EN FRANCAIS.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Any electronics section in any department store.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Churches

[Nighthawk 0]

Churches.

[BUTT 0]

Churches..

[Kinetic 0]

Book stores, record stores, comic books stores, video stores. All places that enable people making a whisper above minimum wage to carry around a real sense of superiority.

[Copper Feel 0]

Which is precisely why I would love to work for any of the above... Aside from a comic-book shop.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Life guards. When I was young they'd always be telling me to quit running around the pool, and making me swim for them before I could go into the deep end.

 

You're LIFE GUARDS, not my fuckin baby sitter.

[Youth N Asia 0]

I've worked in comic book as well as used books/record stores. I wasn't a dick...mostly

[Kinetic 0]

Example 1: Some of the biggest assholes in Athens--and that's no small feat--worked at Vison Video, the local video place. These people made $6 an hour!

 

Example 2: Incandenza used to work at Borders.