Dandy Posted January 4, 2009 Report Posted January 4, 2009 We have the Jingus Sucks hat rack out to celebrate. It's not Festivus Pole, but you can hang more hats on it.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted January 4, 2009 Report Posted January 4, 2009 Where's that poster who always says, "Jingus is a fucking faggot".
Gary Floyd Posted January 4, 2009 Report Posted January 4, 2009 Every time Jingus posts, I think of either the guy who has a Polar Bear fall on him in "Roadhouse" or the Sensitive Naked Man Talking.
Art Sandusky Posted January 4, 2009 Report Posted January 4, 2009 I imagine one of those guys who wears frumpy jeans, black boots (or sandals), a fairly nice leather jacket, a Dragonforce t-shirt, squareish sunglasses, and long hair that's pulled back into a ponytail. Everyone knows this guy. He's a libertarian and is an authority on everything.
Dandy Posted January 4, 2009 Report Posted January 4, 2009 I picture him as his avatar, wearing all black, with an unbuttoned shirt over another shirt to try to hide some of his girth. He has scraggly hear and patchy facial hair, and lumbers around slothily.
Art Sandusky Posted January 4, 2009 Report Posted January 4, 2009 Yeah, that too! Ugh, I always hate that guy when I see 'im. Well, not hate, but dislike enough to slap and ask what their problem is.
Guest Czecherbear Posted January 4, 2009 Report Posted January 4, 2009 This was by Piss's request, by the way, who hopes to see a board holiday initative of sorts. He also wanted Bit O' Honey Appreciation Day, but I can't sign off on that one. Kotz: by squareish, do you mean like [] or loser? Do you mean aviators? I have aviators. They're classic cool. I'll fight you. I picture Jingus as a used plaid couch that defecates.
Silence Posted January 5, 2009 Report Posted January 5, 2009 I picture him as his avatar, wearing all black, with an unbuttoned shirt over another shirt to try to hide some of his girth. He has scraggly hear and patchy facial hair, and lumbers around slothily. Also blows fire in people's faces.
Detox Posted January 5, 2009 Report Posted January 5, 2009 Where's that poster who always says, "Jingus is a fucking faggot". *raises hand*
Lt. Al Giardello Posted January 5, 2009 Report Posted January 5, 2009 Where's that poster who always says, "Jingus is a fucking faggot". *raises hand* Well... Say you're million dollar catchphrase..
Sideburnious Posted January 5, 2009 Report Posted January 5, 2009 Is that video of Jingus still around? The one where he comes out of a present singing Jingus Bells, and a hot chick tells him he sucks. I think it was from his wrestling days (unless he's still wrestling).
Sideburnious Posted January 5, 2009 Report Posted January 5, 2009 Is that video of Jingus still around? The one where he comes out of a present singing Jingus Bells, and a hot chick tells him he sucks. I think it was from his wrestling days (unless he's still wrestling).
Guest Vitamin X Posted January 5, 2009 Report Posted January 5, 2009 I remember him posting a pic of himself some time ago and everyone jumped on him for looking just like Tony Schiavone. That video up there is even more amusing, though.
treble Posted January 5, 2009 Report Posted January 5, 2009 "Looks like Jingus got him a win 'ere tonight!"
Twisted Intestine Posted January 5, 2009 Report Posted January 5, 2009 Haha! When ever Jingus bashes a match in the WWE folder (does he do that?) I'm telling him to do better and posting that match.
treble Posted January 5, 2009 Report Posted January 5, 2009 To be fair, he did post a story at the Pit once, I think, explaining why that match was as bad/short as it was. Not that more time would have likely made it any better, though.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted January 5, 2009 Report Posted January 5, 2009 The part where the fat guy shows up and gives the other dude a wedgie is pretty intense. Do people pay to go to these shows? Somebody post more of these!
Art Sandusky Posted January 6, 2009 Report Posted January 6, 2009 "Looks like Jingus got him a win 'ere tonight!" I was scrolling down as the video was ending, and he said it right as I read this. Whew. Oh, belly laughs.
Scroby Posted January 6, 2009 Report Posted January 6, 2009 Not that video What....the.....hell...was that?
The Niggardly King Posted January 6, 2009 Author Report Posted January 6, 2009 Oh damn, that shit never gets old with Jingus. Fat dude owns the federation I think, knew the match would suck, and saved the fans about 5 minutes of time. I could watch Jingus take awkward bumps all day.
The Niggardly King Posted January 6, 2009 Author Report Posted January 6, 2009 "I've beaten you before, but I ain't never be pinned in this building and I ain't about to start now!" That makes no sense, and your selling yourself short if you already drove him out of the federation before.
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