Maztinho Posted January 6, 2009 Report Posted January 6, 2009 I'm 30 years sober, where's my gold watch?
Big Ol' Smitty Posted January 6, 2009 Report Posted January 6, 2009 Whatever happened to bans for sucking?
Maztinho Posted January 6, 2009 Report Posted January 6, 2009 Whatever happened to bans for sucking? Â They got bob_barron'd.
bob_barron Posted January 6, 2009 Report Posted January 6, 2009 I'm a verb now. Awesome. Â I expressed my opposition to Deon's banning for sucking, but he still got banned anyway
1234-5678 Posted January 6, 2009 Report Posted January 6, 2009 I made it 17 days in October, just sayin. Then the Phillies won the World Series.....
Kinetic Posted January 6, 2009 Report Posted January 6, 2009 It's been about two weeks for me. Last night, I constructed an elaborate fantasy in my head that I used as an aide while I pleasured myself before falling asleep. In it, I was sharing some drinks with this sexy Bulgarian co-worker I used to have. We were at her house; her husband was away on a business trip or something. Anyway, at some point in the middle of our adulterous tryst--you know that point in the foreplay where it's perfectly reasonable to excuse yourself to go use the bathroom or brush your teeth or whatever--she goes to make some more drinks. Why would I imagine this? I like to watch naked girls walking around, that's why. Anyway, she hands me the drink and with my free hand I actually, in real life, reach to grab it. And at that point I was 100% legitimately disappointed that there was, in fact, no drink to grab. Then I really wanted the drink that I had imagined, even more than I wanted the sex that I had imagined. It was confusing.
EL BRUJ0 Posted January 7, 2009 Report Posted January 7, 2009 ...and then he went to put on Ok Computer to drive away the confusion, but alas it too was not there.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted January 7, 2009 Author Report Posted January 7, 2009 I also shaved off my mini beard this morning.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted January 7, 2009 Author Report Posted January 7, 2009 im about to drop my pants for you  Hey banky, do you still live in Saskatchewan?
BUTT Posted January 7, 2009 Report Posted January 7, 2009 Hey EHME, tell us about selling Chad Kroeger coke.
The Niggardly King Posted January 7, 2009 Report Posted January 7, 2009 If it didn't end with you busting that faggots nose, then I don't wanna read about it.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted January 7, 2009 Author Report Posted January 7, 2009 Hey EHME, tell us about selling Chad Kroeger coke. Â Well it wasn't me who actually sold it to him it was my nigga. He's about 4 years older then me, and is a pretty big time drug dealer. I've known him for a long time because we lived near each other for years, and I would play basketball and football at the park with him when I was younger, and we've been pretty good friends since. But I was more friends with his younger brother who is more my age and was on my football team. Â Anyway, I was out of school because during my Gr. 12 year I had a last period spare, and I was waiting at the bus stop waiting for the bus so I can go home. Then he drove by in his pimped out SUV, and he sees me and told me to get in and he'll drive me home, it beats taking the bus so I did. Anyway he said he needed to stop by the Sheraton hotel 1st to make a little business transaction, and he wanted me to come with him, he told me that he would smoke a blunt with me and it would be worth my time so I said sure why not, I had nothing better to do. Â Anyway we roll up to the Sheraton hotel and then we go to this hotel room, and there it was... Chad Kroeger. I was doing my best not to burst out in laughter because I was stoned as hell, and my friend sold him 3 eightballs and Chad shook my hand and we bounced. We get back into his SUV, and he says to me "You know who that was right?" and I was like, "uh yeah, that faggot from Nickelback..." and we both start laughing our asses off. Â That was that. He also told me he sells Sum 41 crack whenever they come into town.
The Niggardly King Posted January 7, 2009 Report Posted January 7, 2009 You should of popped that faggot. At least lace his shit with detergent. Fuck that guy
Lt. Al Giardello Posted January 7, 2009 Author Report Posted January 7, 2009 You don't treat good paying customers like that, especially customers you can rip off and get away with it.
The Niggardly King Posted January 7, 2009 Report Posted January 7, 2009 Fuck his money, he ruins the world each and every day he lives.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted January 7, 2009 Author Report Posted January 7, 2009 Only if you listen to the radio.
Gary Floyd Posted January 7, 2009 Report Posted January 7, 2009 Look at this Photograph Oh how it makes me laugh... Â
Guest Vitamin X Posted January 7, 2009 Report Posted January 7, 2009 It's been about two weeks for me. Last night, I constructed an elaborate fantasy in my head that I used as an aide while I pleasured myself before falling asleep. In it, I was sharing some drinks with this sexy Bulgarian co-worker I used to have. We were at her house; her husband was away on a business trip or something. Anyway, at some point in the middle of our adulterous tryst--you know that point in the foreplay where it's perfectly reasonable to excuse yourself to go use the bathroom or brush your teeth or whatever--she goes to make some more drinks. Why would I imagine this? I like to watch naked girls walking around, that's why. Anyway, she hands me the drink and with my free hand I actually, in real life, reach to grab it. And at that point I was 100% legitimately disappointed that there was, in fact, no drink to grab. Then I really wanted the drink that I had imagined, even more than I wanted the sex that I had imagined. It was confusing. Â This sounds depressing. I too, along with much of TSM it seems, consumed my last alcoholic beverage for a while, but I couldn't start the sobriety until the alcohol was all gone from my house. Finished it off last night, so here it is. Â This is just a trial for about a month or so to see if I can handle it. If I can't, then I might just have a problem. I anticipate my caffeine withdrawals to be much worse, but the alcohol could be disastrous at night. I'm taking a bit of a social break along with it too, just in case.
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted January 7, 2009 Report Posted January 7, 2009 After a manic, alcohol-free New Year's Eve I where a lot of shit went down I decided that I was going to quit drinking for a while and improve my living situation. Then the next day I said 'fuck it' and got shitfaced.
Art Sandusky Posted January 7, 2009 Report Posted January 7, 2009 ^^^ So that guy's "Mellow." Well damn, I like his av/sig combo. I should go back and change my vote. Â EDIT: Naw, it works with the joke of the previous vote. Sorry, Mellow. You really are a good egg.
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted January 7, 2009 Report Posted January 7, 2009 ^^^ So that guy's "Mellow." Well damn, I like his av/sig combo. I should go back and change my vote. EDIT: Naw, it works with the joke of the previous vote. Sorry, Mellow. You really are a good egg.  Â
Art Sandusky Posted January 7, 2009 Report Posted January 7, 2009 I made the exact same post in the poster tournament thread just now, only to find I already said it last night. Whoops. I swear officer, I was not drunk.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted January 7, 2009 Report Posted January 7, 2009 I say we ban EHME if he falls off the wagon. Tough love.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted January 7, 2009 Report Posted January 7, 2009 What's with all you dudes giving up the bottle? Is it some fruity new year's resolution deal? You're making me feel like a lush.
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