Dumb Facebook/MySpace status updates...

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This thread fucking sucks.

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This thread fucking sucks.

 

 

My new status.

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This thread fucking sucks.

 

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Sensei John Kreese is This thread fucking sucks. 1 minute ago - Comment

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It was huge when they removed "is" being mandatory. HUGE, I tell ya. Now I can "thinks" instead of "is thinking".

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It was huge when they removed "is" being mandatory. HUGE, I tell ya. Now I can "thinks" instead of "is thinking".

 

Thanks, dude. My second post in this thread was actually a mini-rant about how some people still write "is thinking" and "is feeling," but then I was informed that the whole thread fucking sucked.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Now I can "thinks" instead of "is thinking".

 

God, yes. I still see far too many "is saying", etc.

 

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People are unaware that they may backspace the "is" and that is just sad

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Laura is really excited about all the wedding stuff coming up this weekend - registering, bridal show, dress shopping! Yay!

 

Michael says you should watch DAMAGES on F/X tonight.

(this is my friend who's a talent agent pimping his talent)

 

Melissa Ouch! My body hurts! Thanks 2 my bro and sis lovely workout last night, i can barely move 2day. Lol!

 

Dave thinks the formation of Israel was the biggest mistake the West made in the 20th century.

 

Katie is hoping the next year is easier than the last!!

(now this isn't stupid in and of itself, but you have to understand the context behind it is that she had a miscarriage and posted all about it on facebook)

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Hey, Cross... tell your buddy, Mike to hook me up with some roles. I can take a gunshot or play a rapist.

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This dude is my answer to Bruiser Chong's bi-polair AIM girl:

 

Hellvis......i.l.y.a.i.m.y this is not for you 8 hours ago.

Mood: sad

 

The above status is nothing noteworthy, but it will likely change by the end of the day, and not for the best.

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Sensei John Kreese is This thread fucking sucks. 1 minute ago - Comment

 

Thought that was gonna be an actual link to yr fb profile.

 

Byron Bulb is disappointed about minute ago - Comment

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I'll admit that my Facebook status updates are emo quotes about 80% of the time.

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Dumb:

 

Ruth is insomniac. 6 hours ago - Comment

 

Hannah Wants to be a lingerie model... Well we can all dream cant we?!

 

Wtf:

 

Saoirse joined the group Harney must reinstate cervical cancer vaccine.

 

edit: better remove their surnames on second thought.

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British girls have weird names

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Obv.

 

The one who says she wants to be a model has pictures of herself down to just her underwear all over her profile. I'll never really care about her as a person, but they're pretty .

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If I don't have any particular status update to make I'll just steal a song quote. My last two were "Stephen brainstorms, you brainstorm, but brilliance needs a good editor" and "Stephen ain't got no heart to give away."

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The one who says she wants to be a model has pictures of herself down to just her underwear all over her profile. I'll never really care about her as a person, but they're pretty .

 

Post them.

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The cream of the crop.

 

 

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Second link is busted

 

EDIT: Well now I just look stupid

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Never fear!

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How old is this girl

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According to her profile she's 19.

[At Home 0]

I just lost interest.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Never fear!

 

Somebody fetch this poor anorexic a fucking sandwich, stat.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Let her know there's an opening for work from across the pond.

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Tyler is so damn done with Babolat I hate my raquets, I want find whoever designed them and throw it at him, I hate them SOOOO MUCH. 8:35pm

 

He spelled rackets with a q. Ha. Haha.

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It's "racquets." A racket is shady business.

 

Let's all donate our facebook statuses to Gaza.