DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 I wrote an exquisitely worded and fantastically exciting preview for SmackDown on Friday. The next few posts for the show took place in the spoiler thread. This was a sad day for SmackDown and my preview writing as I considered this wacky assortment of incredible words to be the 2nd best show preview I ever took the time to pontificate and type out. Since that effort was clearly time wasted (and not time well wasted like watching Winston Spear on "Comedy Network Presents") I do not have the vigour to embiggen the Raw preview with such a cromulent preview. Your loss, Total Scrap Management. I'm sure Twizted will say something negative in an attempt to fluster me as well. Announced: Shawn Michaels vs. Vladimir Kozlov (#1 Contendership bout for the Undertaker Streak Championship match at WrestleMania's 25th Anniversary). Probably Happening: Money in the Bank Contendership Bout. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 I hope we get some more material to provide us some HHH/Legacy Benny Hill moments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 I'm hoping for a sped up recap video of the end of last night's Raw to the Benny Hill music. Maybe on YouTube. NOTE: Somebody may very well have already done that but I haven't seen it yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlaskanHero 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 For you, JHawk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Obi Chris Kenobi 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 For you, JHawk. Haha shit - that's awesome. This needs to be done every week Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 If Meltzer put this much effort into writing the Wrestling Observer, he might go broke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cabbageboy 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 Michaels/Kozlov flat out has to be Shawn putting him away with the Sweet Chin Music. No small package for a 3 count with Vlad attacking him after the bell to prolong this. No DQ finish. Just give HBK the strong win and let's build to the Taker feud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 If Meltzer put this much effort into writing the Wrestling Observer, he might go broke. "My sources tell me CM Punk MVP Santino Marella is in the doghouse. Shame." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 Don't tease me like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AntiLeaf33 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 WWE.com mentions that tonight Randy Orton has to officially choose which World Title he wants to go after at WrestleMania. Not that there is a lot of doubt or anything..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedJed 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 They also have announced the MITB match for tonight - Rey v. Knox v. Kane. My guess is Rey takes that one, and Kane goes on to possibly face Swagger and Christian in a three way at Mania for the ECW belt? Just seems like there has to be a point that they are, well, making a point, that Kane is showing back up in ECW here this week. And speaking of ECW, the MITB match on there tomorrow is Mark Henry v. Santino. Bad idea having either of those guys in MITB, but Henry must be the token big man they picked this year to be in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 Money in the Bank Qualifier: Rey Mysterio vs. Kane vs. Mike Knox. Apparently it's Santino vs. Mark Henry on ECW tomorrow. Also, Randy Orton makes his WrestleMania decision! Absolutely serious comment that isn't a bit: If Spaceman Ross is still "Spaceman Ross" when I read this thread later tonight and is making annoying comments, out the door for him. No one knows what secret hits I make in wrestling country and no one will miss him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 I'm really, really hoping that Orton completely disregards HHH and chooses to face Edge, just for the sheer awesomeness of a dick heel move. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 Yeah, I assume that's the idea. It will still end up HHH/Orton, but Orton will pick Edge first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 Absolutely serious comment that isn't a bit: If Spaceman Ross is still "Spaceman Ross" when I read this thread later tonight and is making annoying comments, out the door for him. No one knows what secret hits I make in wrestling country and no one will miss him. TSM: 3 Kings, 5 Canadians and 1 Spaceman or GTFO? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 TSM: 3 Kings, 5 Canadians and 1 Spaceman or GTFO? Also 2 Hawks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 I'd mark out if he changed his name to Dr Ross. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2009 I for one will miss Spaceman Ross. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Obi Chris Kenobi 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2009 We should all change our names: Spaceman Franchise Spaceman Chris Kenobi Spaceman Venkman Spaceman Spaceman Spiff etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2009 Chris, after seeing Venk's weekly outbursts, I was actually considering the name change to what you said. But I just don't know how to do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2009 TSM: 3 Kings, 5 Canadians and 1 Spaceman or GTFO? Also 2 Hawks. Yeah, that's the one that throws me a little. Also, it's 'Hawk34' and 'Hawk52' as well. They're like the Villanos or something. One day Hawk47'll show up and start posting like he's been here forever hoping no-one'll notice the difference between him and the others. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2009 In all fairness, Hawk 34 has the decency to have a space. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2009 Edit: That's a really ridiculous picture; I can't post it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2009 Ha, you guys are funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2009 Jokes on me, I can't change it back for a few days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2009 O, hai! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Big Green 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2009 I'm really, really hoping that Orton completely disregards HHH and chooses to face Edge, just for the sheer awesomeness of a dick heel move. Isn't that the logical move? Orton was RUNNING from Triple H last week so to willingly face him in a match would be illogical. I see a Rated RKO celebration until Vince makes his return and forces Orton to face HHH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
