Dandy Posted March 14, 2009 Report Posted March 14, 2009 I inspired Agent to create this daily thread, so I will sub for him (without his blessing) while he and the other SAMPOs are lost in whatever vortex they are in. What do you hate about sex?
Jingus Posted March 14, 2009 Report Posted March 14, 2009 The daemonic, unearthly howling of the sound.
Retard Girl Posted March 14, 2009 Report Posted March 14, 2009 the way the water is either too hot or too cold, and the way i have to scrub against a surface because my hands cramp if i hold them too long.
Boon Posted March 14, 2009 Report Posted March 14, 2009 Spending $1.50 each to sit on my hands for an hour.
Big Ol' Smitty Posted March 14, 2009 Report Posted March 14, 2009 The time it takes away that I could be doing other things.
Lei Tong Posted March 14, 2009 Report Posted March 14, 2009 The fact that I live at the ass-end of the Santa Ana winds.
Copper Feel Posted March 14, 2009 Report Posted March 14, 2009 I'm not really allowed to do any housework.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted March 14, 2009 Report Posted March 14, 2009 No matter what I do it grows back.
Retard Girl Posted March 14, 2009 Report Posted March 14, 2009 changing the question is cheating ...well, it should be.
Twisted Intestine Posted March 14, 2009 Report Posted March 14, 2009 Oh, haha. I was wondering what the fuck everyone was talking about. I was starting to think that I didn't have sex right, because I've never had to scrub.
Art Sandusky Posted March 14, 2009 Report Posted March 14, 2009 I hate that I'll never really know if I did a good job. I gots trust issues out the yinyang.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted March 14, 2009 Report Posted March 14, 2009 changing the question is cheating ...well, it should be. Actually, I like the answers better now.
Gary Floyd Posted March 14, 2009 Report Posted March 14, 2009 When she screams out someone else's name.
Kinetic Posted March 14, 2009 Report Posted March 14, 2009 I hate that I'll never really know if I did a good job. I gots trust issues out the yinyang. Another one that's just as applicable to the original question as it is to the new one. To your point, though: I think we'd all do well to meet girls who pressure wash the sheets when they orgasm, as it's the only reliable way to know whether or not anything has genuinely taken place down there. The longtime girlfriend was a gusher, and I quite liked that. The girl I slept with most recently claimed to have never had an orgasm. That was a bit of a dealbreaker for me. I think I'm fairly good in bed, but I'll be the first to admit that I lack both the skill and the patience to help someone with weird sexual hangups. Unless the girl is really hot or funny, and this girl was neither.
Copper Feel Posted March 14, 2009 Report Posted March 14, 2009 When she screams out someone else's meme.
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