TheFranchise Posted April 28, 2009 Report Posted April 28, 2009 There was one of these a few years ago and it was pretty awesome. Let's try it again in 2009. I'll start off with a hard one:
TheFranchise Posted April 28, 2009 Author Report Posted April 28, 2009 "God damn it Taker, the show goes off the air at 11".
haVoc Posted April 28, 2009 Report Posted April 28, 2009 Taker: Did you ever fuck Michelle? Batista: ...........
TheFranchise Posted April 28, 2009 Author Report Posted April 28, 2009 This is probably asking for trouble, but..
JHawk Posted April 28, 2009 Report Posted April 28, 2009 This is probably asking for trouble, but.. "So help me God, if you get me moved to ECW I'll kill myself." Too soon?
Masked Heel Posted April 28, 2009 Report Posted April 28, 2009 "Hey I hear Steph is pregnaut well I just wanna let you know for after she's born I'm really good with kids"
TheFranchise Posted April 28, 2009 Author Report Posted April 28, 2009 "So..uh, where's my opponent..uh.. You are the ref aren't you?"
zhangmeijie Posted April 29, 2009 Report Posted April 29, 2009 The dance practice wasn't going well after both men tried to lead.
chuck415 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Posted April 29, 2009 "It was at this point the break dance competition took a turn for the worse."
TheFranchise Posted April 29, 2009 Author Report Posted April 29, 2009 "Okay guys, this is the last time we play Twister live on air."
Diamonddust Posted April 29, 2009 Report Posted April 29, 2009 There was one of these a few years ago and it was pretty awesome. Let's try it again in 2009. I'll start off with a hard one: Taker: "We can do this the easy way, or the hard way." Batista: *Gulp*
TheFranchise Posted April 29, 2009 Author Report Posted April 29, 2009 "Ric.. We're Evolution, Stacy will do, but.. Jackie Gayda"? "WHOOOOO!"
Masked Heel Posted April 29, 2009 Report Posted April 29, 2009 Randy: Alright Stacy is all mine Dave, HHH you two can fight over Jackie or I'll just take both Dave:... HHH: ...
Masked Heel Posted April 29, 2009 Report Posted April 29, 2009 HHH:Once I get done itching my balls I'm going to kill you! Rocky: Stop your crabs are falling right on my face
TheFranchise Posted April 29, 2009 Author Report Posted April 29, 2009 This would have worked better the first year he debuted.. 'The Power Puff and the Power Ranger'
Masked Heel Posted April 29, 2009 Report Posted April 29, 2009 "Ok guys here is the plan Edge your going to win the belt back at the next pay per view and MVP we're moving you and HHH to Raw"
TheFranchise Posted April 29, 2009 Author Report Posted April 29, 2009 Undertaker: What do you think, Kane, we gonna hit the town now? Kane: Ballllllllin!
TheFranchise Posted April 29, 2009 Author Report Posted April 29, 2009 There, some Bischoff ones are always good!
TheFranchise Posted April 29, 2009 Author Report Posted April 29, 2009 Edit: No, somebody else could do better with this gem of a picture.
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 29, 2009 Report Posted April 29, 2009 "I didn't say they were clapping, I said it was the clap." "...and once we agreed I didn't need my dignity anyway, I booked a cab to the arena...." "Whatever he's paying you I'll write you a check for double if you kill me now." "I still don't see why you couldn't just get up and walk over to me for the picture. You're lucky you had that 5 dollars. I used to know Jay Leno." "I thought you were Newt Gingrich." It was then Vince realized he was closer to his dream of having a third hand more than ever.... "This little guy is paying me so much money, I went ahead and bought a clone brother! He's gonna teach my son how to drive some day."
TheFranchise Posted April 29, 2009 Author Report Posted April 29, 2009 Battlenuts gained overness from this segment.
Masked Heel Posted April 29, 2009 Report Posted April 29, 2009 Piper: I hope one of these guys gets good fast if they have to keep bringing me back like this I'm going to die in the ring
TheFranchise Posted April 30, 2009 Author Report Posted April 30, 2009 "I'm serious Maria, you stay with me, this time next year, they'll be calling me Mr WrestleMania!"
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