The Bob Barron Comedy Lounge

[Guest Czecherbear]

Doesn't look like my podcast with Kinetic is getting off the ground as soon as I hoped, so here's one of the segments I planned. emjot!

Sam_s_comedy.mp3

9.11.mp3

[bob_barron]

I prefer my John Walsh bits.

 

Yea, the gays running bit is horrible and embarassing. It's the Comedy Network Presents bad. It's back when I wrote down my material. I realised that nothing I wrote down was funny to me, so I just started improvising.

[Cheech Tremendous]

This is the greatest thing ever.

 

Bob pontificating on why gays run together is amazing. Yes, Bob, their cocks get harder when they run.

[bob_barron]

It's really not. I have worse comedy bits and better comedy bits, so by either perspective, it's not the greatest thing ever

[Richard]

never aGAIN

[Copper Feel]

That is actually your voice? Good grief. It fits your picture perfectly though.

[The Niggardly King]

My world would have been destroyed if bob_barron would have the Matt Young Dean Malenko-like Unexpecting Deep Voice For A Little Dude.

 

My world lives another day.

[CanadianGuitarist]

That is actually your voice? Good grief. It fits your picture perfectly though.

 

Actual Bob picture? Or avatar?

 

Even having seen pictures of Bob, I still kinda picture him looking like Regal, since it's been his avatar since roughly forever.

[bob_barron]

That is actually your voice? Good grief. It fits your picture perfectly though.

 

Actual Bob picture? Or avatar?

 

Even having seen pictures of Bob, I still kinda picture him looking like Regal, since it's been his avatar since roughly forever.

 

I have that same thing- where I end up thinking that people look like what their avatars are

[Silence]

I have that same thing- where I end up thinking that people look like what their avatars are

 

I'm amused at the thought of CG looking like the Canadiens logo.

[EVIL~! alkeiper]

[CanadianGuitarist]

That is actually your voice? Good grief. It fits your picture perfectly though.

 

Actual Bob picture? Or avatar?

 

Even having seen pictures of Bob, I still kinda picture him looking like Regal, since it's been his avatar since roughly forever.

 

I have that same thing- where I end up thinking that people look like what their avatars are

 

Remember my thread a few years ago when I mentioned a passing thought of Czech while I was getting laid? At the time he had an avatar of Oprah; I didn't correlate Czech as looking like Oprah, but that's no bargain either.

[BUTT]

[The Niggardly King]

FO-NOM-IN-AL

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Post of the year.

[Maztinho]

I couldn't breathe for a good thirty seconds. Hilarious!

[Sideburnious]

Wow...

 

I came back at the right time.

[treble]

Yeah, Kinetic, way to knock one out of the park!

[Edwin MacPhisto]

Oh fuck did 1'30" kill me.

[Gary Floyd]

Oh fuck did 1'30" kill me.

Sammy Hagar is always funny. I used to do a really good impersonation of him.

[BUTT]

Czech is responsible for all the sound there.

[At Home]

9/9/11

[Gary Floyd]

Czech is responsible for all the sound there.

Someone with an account to XVideos or sites similar to it needs to make a gay porn montage to that ASAP.

[Copper Feel]

What?

 

edit: in reference to Pbone. I don't get it.

[Kinetic]

Tremendous work.

[Big Ol' Smitty]

Bob Barron, I run with my wife sometimes. And I'm pretty sure you stole that "running magazine" routine from someone, because I've heard it before.

[bob_barron]

If someone's done the running magazine thing before, I haven't heard it. I wouldn't knowingly steal a bit from someone, I think anyone who does that should be shot.

[Copper Feel]

Easy there Invader.

[Big Ol' Smitty]

If someone's done the running magazine thing before, I haven't heard it. I wouldn't knowingly steal a bit from someone, I think anyone who does that should be shot.

 

I can almost guarantee you I've heard a female comic make the same joke about running magazines.

[bob_barron]

Well I don't watch female comics, so I know for sure I'm in the clear.