PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Damn, Nash looks like Oz... with the mask on.

Yeah. That was funny. But nowhere near as bad as when Sandman would take forever and a day moving through the crowd whenever he would come to the aid of his comrades.

The lava flows, bruddah!

Wait a second- am I watching the national PPV debut of Cheerleader Melissa?

Yes. And it was fucking sick!

The red and white pizza shirt is probably the first WWF/E shirt that I've seen in at least a decade and a half that I would consider purchasing/wearing.

Re: your signature. "If I don't get a pizza here in ten minutes, I'M LETTING THE MONKEYS LOOSE." "I suppose that I've got to let them loose some time... tomorrow..." /uncomfortable laughter

Taken from 411mania http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/729...,-DVD-Sales.htm

Another shocking turn? Wow, WCW was so awesome back then. Did somebody deviate from the dreaded "script" or something? I sure hope so. And I sure hope that the announcers used the word script a few times.

Spontaneous Human Combustion. I mean, the real anomaly. Extraneous pure energy and all that shit. Not some stupid freak accident with a cigarette or whatever. I want my death to be unexplainable.

We're gonna need a bigger server.

¿Por qué tienen que ser negro? ¡Racista!

Even more off-topic, but does anybody remember why Shamrock left WWF in late 99? It happened rather abruptly at a time that I wasn't following wrestling as closely as I usually do, so I have always wondered.

Best comment: " There's no such thing as $24,000 worth of Miller beer. "

Ever try to type in the word Google, except your left hand is misplaced and you type 'foofle' instead? That's like a metaphor for this thread. Somehow. Or it's not. I'm just really fucked up right now. And I don't know.

I'm sure that the creative team will do the best that they can to change that.

They be all up in Greenville, SC and sheeeit...

/puts money down that there will be an "If you smell what Barack is cookin'" line thrown in there somewhere.

Not one-on-one, but both participated in the inaugural Elimination Chamber match. I cannot remember if they were even in the ring at the same time.

I probably should have specified that I liked it the most before Vince decided that he didn't want the top heel stable to stand on its own two feet, and revealed himself as the Higher Power.

That was the Head Hunters, not the SST. You might be thinking of their Rumble appearance when they were rechristened as the "Squat Team" for one night. The segment would have been much better if they given it half as much time.

So, the other day I was watching an old episode of RAW that was built around this underrated stable, and I got to thinking about how much I liked the concept. The Corporation was losing steam, and the Ministry was going nowhere fast, so the idea to combine them, effectively, prolonged their shelf life. I often wonder if this would have worked with any other two factions. What do you think?

I just want to go on record by saying that this is, perhaps, the first time that I have ever been excited about a Batista program. I'm kinda hoping that they stretch it out a bit, like what they did with Undertaker/Goldust back in 1996, having them fight each other at every other PPV. I see a ton of potential in this feud.

Non-title. Maria is going over.