PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Just saw a clip on Leno with Rogen and Justin Long. This is going to be the first Kevin Smith film that I have seen in nine years. No exaggeration there.

I find that SD! is much more interesting when the creative team isn't paying much attention to it, and, instead, opts to just send the guys out there to work matches. That hasn't been happening much since the Heir to the Throne was drafted to go over there.

I wanted to pretend that I haven't aged a bit today: "Junior Varsity" by Junior Varsity "Ghost Stories" by The Lawrence Arms

That fish fry was the shit... What did I miss?

Christ... the fact that people like that exist in 2008 puzzles me to no end...

One of many.

Your forgot to add that Dennis Stamp was booked as the referee for the main event. Not originally, though...

I found out about this place because somebody had a link in their signature over at the old Crazy Max board. I thought that it was another trading site.

Yeah. He and Vader were pretty much like "Okay, we've collected our paycheck, this shit is between Madusa and Paul E."

How does anybody develop an appetite when they are on acid?

Sweet fucking Christ yeah. I do not dislike nor do I give a flying fuck about Chinese Democracy in 2008. There are better things going on in the music world right now. And this is coming from the guy who purchased one new album last year.

Nikka Costa was on Conan tonight and, man... I would say that I'm just as hot for her now as I was seven years ago.

It was allright, but DDP got so buried it was rediculous. He couldn't even beat Sara Undertacker. Even still, that promo with the yoga chick bending over, with DDP's big smile in the forefront, was money, though I'm still amazed that DDP made it work to the point that he went into WrestleMania as European Champion and retained it, cleanly. WWE did some things I liked around that time frame.

Maybe she fucked him for blow... or crushed aspirin... okay, bloom is off the rose... I'm done.

Maybe she always wanted to screw a guy with screws in his face...

They don't call him the Booty Man for nuthin'!

He probably stabbed her in the back just like he stabbed The Hulkster in the back at Halloween Havoc 94... except with his penis.

I'll get right on that... Okay, here goes: Maybe he put her in the sleeperhold and then raped her while she was unconscious.

It's amazing what wonders Noah's absence can do.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

The ending was very bold, but, then again, so has the entire season.

Raven is the only guy to have ECW, WCW, WWF/E and TNA figures.

Just got my car fixed, but it's still nice enough to bike it to work here in the Hoosier State. I'm enjoying it, especially since the whole moving/settling in thing has kept me from the gym.