Retard Girl

offer my cat in exchange for my life.

i thought it was MY gimmick to call myself the worst poster on TSM, say i don't care what others think, then carry on about it. CONSISTANCY PEOPLE.

yes, i'll go do that now.

for the record, it was a picture of my side. demonstrating weight loss.

i've never been stung either.

if we have five moons, we would think it was weird to have only one.

fiberglass, especially from roofing tiles or fluffy pink insulation. i itch just thinking of it. makes me blow up like a balloon and have an amazing rash.

i've never even been in the video games folder

i miss when blade jobs weren't so blatantly obvious. i dunno if this counts here but i had to get it off my chest.

changing the question is cheating ...well, it should be.

the way the water is either too hot or too cold, and the way i have to scrub against a surface because my hands cramp if i hold them too long.

i can safely say that i have never been kicked in the dick.

i still WOOOOOO in public. dammit.

i apologize. time for me to leave now.

but isn't wrestling really just a sequence of contrived spots? everything has been done before. not just in wrestling, but music and TV and movies... very little originality all around. i'm not saying there isn't originality in wrestling, but just like everything else in the world, there's very little originality and a whole lot of repetition.

i always told myself that it's the referee's job to be looking the other way when the heels cheat.

here i was just about to ask if you had anything yet, because i have nothing. well, i have one spot. and it's a shitty one! also, Thoth, can you throw me a PM? we should talk *makes ominus face*

my landlord could easily get $1000 for my place, but he cut me a deal because i pay in cash (as opposed to housing paying for it)

$700, two bedroom, decent enough place, ghetto neighborhood.

wisdom teeth removal is a wimpy surgury. i don't even really consider it surgury. i've had my tubes tied. they were trying to convince me against it right up until i was wheeled into the OR. can't let a good breeder go to waste! because "in ten years you'll meet another man and want to have his babies" and that angered me in a few ways. first it assumed i wouldn't be in my current relationship long (which she was right, but it's still a shitty thing to assume) and secondly, there's no way in fuck i was ever going through childbearing ever again. no man could ever convince me. thirdly i was "so young" (23) and how could i be sure? now i'm almost 30 and i still say it's the best desicion i've ever made.

no one's mentioned Ivory yet. can someone explain this picture to me? as in, how do you get a wrestler in full gear, and a Diva in a bikini match robe and stripper heels, to be in your wedding pic. who are the people getting married? are they backstage at a show? who gets married at a wrestling show? or is it a wrestling themed wedding... and if it is, why aren't the bride/groom in some gimmicky getup? or did Lance and Ivory just come from work and couldn't change? why would you want people in their work clothes in your fancy wedding pictures? so many questions, so few answers.

i've never gotten along so well with my mother (though now that i'm an adult, i put up with her a lot better than i did in my younger years) and my dad is awesome. and i never realised how much they actually do care about me until all this shit went down with the state and my kids. because before then i just assumed my mother liked me because i had done my womanly duty and bred her grandchildren. actually, it's still sort of that way. cares more about my kids than me. but that's okay. like i said, we don't have the best relationhsip.

when i showered today, i took note of nothing coming out of me. except dirt, but that came off me, as opposed from within me.