A guy I know (who has posted here in the past) went to a fancy dress party last month, and right up until the day of the party he'd decided on Mario, hero to generations of children everywhere and jolliest of plumbers. Then he thought 'Right, I couldn't be arsed with getting the costume, so what have I got already? Bear mask, boiler suit, toy machine gun...I'll go as a terrorist!' only when he got there did he realise it was 9/11. I just love the fact that Mario could offend practically no one on the planet.