PLAGIARISM!

This is their fifth best album, meaning it's only really, really good. The best drunken karaoke band ever. Try it.

Morrissey - Irish Blood, English heart The Cramps - Off the Bone Yellow Magic Orchestra - Technodelic Killing Joke - Killing Joke Also, Momus' compilation from his time with creation records, Forbidden Software Timemachine.

You most likely WILL hear that question in England once you get talking to someone. Just out of interest, what's the answer?

And to think, I had you pegged for a noise-goblin. Being a mod CHANGED YOU, MAAAAAAN

Momus - The Gatecrasher. I like this guy. Bought a double CD comp of his, and I find him to be a richly comic wordsmith, however the second disc treads dangerously into Pet Shop Boys territory.

Oh don't get me started.

Sparks - Kimono My House, Propaganda, Lil Beethoven, and Plagiarism and indiscreet are damn close too. SPARKS Smiths -The Queen Is Dead Television - Marquee Moon Tom Waits - Alice The Residents - Duck Stab, Eskimo, Commercial Album There are many more, because I don't just buy any shit, yo. Except Suede's debut album, which I'm not ashamed to love. No. Not at all. I suck, don't I?

When a friend of mine went to America a year or so ago, she was asked, in all seriousness, by people her age (19-20) if we had cows and light switches in England. We see most americans as kind of a huge conceptualist art exhibit. You're probably just art students in a cult led by Genesis P Orridge.

I wouldn't read a long winded post that meant nothing to me by anyone else.

Morrissey's new single -Irish Blood, English Heart. Can't imagine anyone from the Us would think it's anything special, but it stirs me and it's a good example of how much he can add to a simplistic rock song no one else could pull off. Also, Yellow Magic Orchestra - Technodelic. A bit disappointing after the complete, sheer, sonic the hedgehog for genesis/mega drive awesomeness of Solid State Survivor, but still cool.

The Cramps - Off The Bone and Songs the Lord Taught Us (double CD). I think they're primarily a live band, I don't hate this or anything but you know the deal pretty quickly. I think I'm gonna take a trip to the record store now, come to think of it. Wahey.

I only have Apostrophe, Cheap thrills and Jazz From Hell. He is great, just one of those acts I take ages to actually make time for, like The Clash.

It's looking evermore probable that I'm going to glasto after all, but until I get through the gate I refuse to believe it.

Alright, this'll probably change by next week, but here we go. Ever, no order Smiths Sparks Tom Waits XTC butthole surfers no surprises there, then. as of now, no order Andrew WK Killing Joke Wire Birthday Party residents

I just wanted to say Gaygent of Oblivion again. Yeah, ownage!

I will forever associate mordecai with sanitary towels from this day. Poise.

Yeah, I once tried to kick Agent's ass for dissin' Morrissey. Didn't work. I still love primus, but I can understand why people hate them, up to a point. Les Claypool is, however, appearing on Tom Waits' new album later this year, Fucking yes.

Oh my God, they are the pinnacle of derivative. They add nothing to the borrowed riffs, and even top Kings of fucking Leon for sheer embarassment. Anyway, I thought all the idiot kids were into *shudder* Keane now? Jet is like, so last year...

Well, I've been fortunate enough to see sparks live this year already, but I'm almost hoping my glasto ticket turns out to be fake so I can go to this instead. Fucking sparks, guys, everything else you like sucks and you know it. I mean, let's think about this logically, it's fucking S P A R K S. You still sat there? Twats.

The deed is done, and it was done in a match that disguised Orton's weaknesses and there's nothing to complain about. I agree, Foley is almost as pointless as Austin now, but the match and feud were fine.

OH MY HOLY FUCKING GOD

As a general rule, I don't like music that can be classified into a genre.

Residents - Love leaks out The commercial album is required listening on the same plain as duck stab and eskimo. And no, horror of horrors, I haven't got to third reich n roll yet.

Agent is a mod. Whoa. As your main area is the music folder, I propose any 'top 100 songs that featured a lead guitar in the 80s list' type threads are closed immediately.

Yeah, and ban headscarves in schools, too. This is really depressing, guys. But then of course, 'bells are music'.